Archer he/him Posted May 21, 2018 Posted May 21, 2018 Thus revealing that elephants can in fact jump, they'd just been keeping it a secret from the rest of the world for centuries. 1
Kidpen he/him Posted May 21, 2018 Author Posted May 21, 2018 This is a horrible secret to keep. We must now exterminate ALL elephants!
Kidpen he/him Posted May 21, 2018 Author Posted May 21, 2018 1 minute ago, ElephantEarwax said: *Sniff Sniff* But I have a mustache. No offense to you personally of course. We will spike your consciousness out of your body and into the mustache, where you will outlive what would have been the lifespan of your elephant body.
Kidpen he/him Posted May 21, 2018 Author Posted May 21, 2018 5 minutes ago, ElephantEarwax said: But my trunk. Hmm... I'll see what I can do. With my oath above, it counted as a soul oath, an oath on the River Styx, a Knight Radiant oath, an oath in the Ancient Language, a contract with a monster, and a legal contract. So I can't really subvert it too much, but maybe some.
+ElephantEarwax he/him Posted May 21, 2018 Posted May 21, 2018 (edited) But what if I am an Oliphaunt? Edited May 21, 2018 by ElephantEarwax
Kidpen he/him Posted May 21, 2018 Author Posted May 21, 2018 Just now, ElephantEarwax said: But what if I am an Oliphaunt? That would help. Are you? Oliphaunts have no eyes, so I doubt it, but it could be so.
+ElephantEarwax he/him Posted May 21, 2018 Posted May 21, 2018 (edited) I am. http://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Oliphaunts No, we have eyes. Edited May 21, 2018 by ElephantEarwax
MacThorstenson he/him Posted May 21, 2018 Posted May 21, 2018 Kidpen, the DA excels in removing all obligations from oaths. We can easily spike the oath to pieces any number of ways!
Kidpen he/him Posted May 21, 2018 Author Posted May 21, 2018 (edited) 31 minutes ago, ElephantEarwax said: I am. http://tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Oliphaunts No, we have eyes. Ah, THAT Oliphaunt. I thought you were talking about the eldritch horror we created that was named that way. That definitely provides some leeway, although you are similar enough that I can't completely ignore it. 26 minutes ago, MacThorstenson said: Kidpen, the DA excels in removing all obligations from oaths. We can easily spike the oath to pieces any number of ways! Do you have spikes for each of the different oaths? I would be happy to do this, but they are each very different. The KR oath would likely be the easiest. For the soul oath, goldsteel would be the logical choice for a spike. The oath on the Styx should either by stygian iron, celestial bronze, or imperial gold. The monster contract would be good with a mana crystal, preferably of high caliber. The ancient language oath should be brightsteel, which is difficult to obtain. The legal contract should be bronze. For obvious reasons. That is a lot of spikes. Make sure I have plenty of gold metalminds if I do so. Edited May 21, 2018 by Kidpen
MacThorstenson he/him Posted May 21, 2018 Posted May 21, 2018 We spiked styx a few weeks back, they wont be bothering anyone. Soul oath, well that wont affect you if you don't have a soul! We can know out two with one, Both the KR and the SO. Monster contract, we can spike you with forgery, then you forge something saying you did something else. Legality isn't an issue. Considering that the Unbiased ones are in a state of disarray, no one will be around to enforce anything.
Kidpen he/him Posted May 21, 2018 Author Posted May 21, 2018 15 minutes ago, MacThorstenson said: We spiked styx a few weeks back, they wont be bothering anyone. Soul oath, well that wont affect you if you don't have a soul! We can know out two with one, Both the KR and the SO. Monster contract, we can spike you with forgery, then you forge something saying you did something else. Legality isn't an issue. Considering that the Unbiased ones are in a state of disarray, no one will be around to enforce anything. Some of this works great. However, definitely not all of it. First of all, what is the SO? Is that the Ancient Language? I'm not sure how that would work the same as the KR. The bigger issue is that I like my soul. I spent a lot of time cultivating aura of dreams, life, and shadow, and am up to a high-end highgold at this point. I wouldn't want to throw that all away because of one oath. In case it's not clear, I'm not just coming up with. It's from the book series Cradle, which you should definitely read.
MacThorstenson he/him Posted May 21, 2018 Posted May 21, 2018 SO was Soul oath, which I assume wouldn’t work without a soul.
Kidpen he/him Posted May 21, 2018 Author Posted May 21, 2018 4 minutes ago, MacThorstenson said: SO was Soul oath, which I assume wouldn’t work without a soul. It likely wouldn't. However, my soul lets me do some cool nightmare monsters. I would much prefer to keep it.
little wheel he/him Posted May 21, 2018 Posted May 21, 2018 6 hours ago, Kidpen said: an oath in the Ancient Language good book 97/100 Brandoni Sandersoni books are 119/100
Kidpen he/him Posted May 21, 2018 Author Posted May 21, 2018 1 minute ago, JacobClaessen said: good book 97/100 Brandoni Sandersoni books are 119/100 Indeed.
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted May 23, 2018 Posted May 23, 2018 On 18/05/2018 at 0:44 AM, Voidus said: "Hi Elsa! Care for a cookie? I'll trade you for a snow cone." "Deal! I love your cookies!" On 18/05/2018 at 1:07 AM, Rebecca said: Yes, snow cones! Many thanks Elsa. Oh, and welcome to the party. "Why, thank you! Enjoy!" On 18/05/2018 at 0:59 AM, Kidpen said: Wait, are the chocolates in the snow cones? Or are they chocolate flavored snow cones? Or BOTH! This is important! For SCIENCE! IT'S BOTH *dun dun dun* 1
John Flamesinger he/him Posted June 21, 2019 Posted June 21, 2019 John walks in. Seeing the rootbeer, he teleports it all away to his hideout. Even though it's infinite. ROOTBEER!!!! If we are going all Percy Jackson now, then no, I am not a centaur. but rootbeer.
overlord stick Posted June 21, 2019 Posted June 21, 2019 *Wonders if they will get in trouble for necroing a thread*
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted June 21, 2019 Posted June 21, 2019 Gah! It’s a stick revolution!! All the people with “stick” in their name have started necroing threads!!!
overlord stick Posted June 21, 2019 Posted June 21, 2019 Well, it actually was John. Also, what other sticks, and where?
I think I am here. he/him Posted June 21, 2019 Posted June 21, 2019 Somewhere far far away, an old, peaceful mime gets a heart attack. Ahhhh! He signs to his fellow mimes, as he perishes. The terrible necro! 1
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted June 21, 2019 Posted June 21, 2019 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Emperor Stick said: Well, it actually was John. Also, what other sticks, and where? Oh, Doomstick was necroing some threads earlier today OH! I just saw that it was John who necroed the thread, sorry! But still, a necro revolution has begun!! Edited June 21, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar
John Flamesinger he/him Posted June 21, 2019 Posted June 21, 2019 I necro threads way to often. I'm going to get into trouble one of these times.
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