I Exist.

[Talenel Elin]

Who am I? I... I am Talenel'Elin, Stonesinew, Herald of the Almighty. The Desolation has come. Oh, God... it has come. And I have failed.

[Archer he/him]

Welcome! Can you prove you exist? 

[Talenel Elin]

2 minutes ago, Archer said:

Welcome! Can you prove you exist? 

I... can't? Hmmm

[Archer he/him]

Ah, but in acknowledging the flaws of your humanity, you confirm your cognitive abilities, thus proving your existence. Well played. But in doing so, you're logic becomes flawed, meaning your thought process is

This got too complicated for me. I'll ask an easier question instead. What's your favourite book?

[Kidpen he/him]

Why does Archer always get the first notification? Oh well, good to see you. If you could make one ride in a Sanderson themed theme-park, what would it be.

Yes Archer, I stole this question from you.

[Archer he/him]

^ I'm flattered! Also, I may have asked Nightblood* to give me priority access to notifications. The only drawback being the bane of getting several dozen notifications a day. 

*Edit: I meant nightwatcher. 

Edited June 26, 2018 by Archer
EE pointed out a typo. Thanks mate!

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

So man who calls himself Taln. can you prove that you are really @Talenel Elin?

8 hours ago, Kidpen said:

Why does Archer always get the first notification? Oh well, good to see you. If you could make one ride in a Sanderson themed theme-park, what would it be.

Follow the intro board. It's what I did.

[Guest]

Hi there, welcome to the Shard.

[Yvainnie she/her]

Welcome and have an upvote as gift. Never mind you failed. Here, there is a place of peace for all. Besides it was not your fault, other Heralds failed you. 

[SphereLight she/her]

Forgive my brother's lack of response, everyone. He is currently sequestered away in a room deep inside a stone temple, babbling to himself incessently. He will most likely recover eventually, and when he does, I will send him here to answer your questions. We appreciate your patience with his fragile state of mind. 

-Shayde

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

On 4/27/2018 at 9:20 PM, Archer said:

^ I'm flattered! Also, I may have asked Nightblood to give me priority access to notifications. The only drawback being the bane of getting several dozen notifications a day. 

Do you mean nightblood?

 

 

[Archer he/him]

3 minutes ago, ElephantEarwax said:

Do you mean nightblood?

Oops. I meant nightwatcher. The spren, not the sword. 

[BitBitio he/him]

Have an upvotes. Fair warning, people will ask you "my life to yours" and "would you like a cookie" 

 

Don't do it