The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 22, 2022 Posted May 22, 2022 The container how ever didn't contain the dragon blood.
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 22, 2022 Posted May 22, 2022 The ninjas started dying from laughter again.
NameIess Posted May 22, 2022 Posted May 22, 2022 Lard looked at the three drops of Urn Dragon blood, then up at 655 in disbelief. "You drank all of it?!"
NameIess Posted May 22, 2022 Posted May 22, 2022 Lard looked very impressed. "That's almost as good as my aunt Gafodil. She once drank a full thousand liters of Horneater white in one sitting."
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 22, 2022 Posted May 22, 2022 (edited) "I really wish I hadn't had to do this." Wizard extracts the Urn dragon blood from 655 and leaves. He leaves one million bottles of dragon pee (the drink) in trade. Edited May 22, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard
NameIess Posted May 22, 2022 Posted May 22, 2022 Lard considered how to un-dustify 655. he collected the ashes in the Urn Dragon's heart, then started trekking towards the Far Ocean, talking all the while.
xinoehp512 he/him Posted May 22, 2022 Posted May 22, 2022 4 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said: "I really wish I hadn't had to do this." Wizard extracts the Urn dragon blood from 655 and leaves. He leaves one million bottles of dragon pee (the drink) in trade. An angry urn dragon assaulted Wizard.
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 22, 2022 Posted May 22, 2022 Wizard pulls out his papers and shows them to the Urn dragon. They are as follows: The holder of these papers may take the blood of one Urn dragon that dies by farting and is named Pluto."
NameIess Posted May 22, 2022 Posted May 22, 2022 The Urn Dragon pointed out that the other Urn Dragon in question had died from fire spear.
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 22, 2022 Posted May 22, 2022 "He also had a severe case of the farts his whole life and please move as I don't wish to kill anyone else today." Politely refutes Wizard.
NameIess Posted May 22, 2022 Posted May 22, 2022 The Urn Dragon called a meeting of the council to discuss Wizard's transgressions.
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 22, 2022 Posted May 22, 2022 "What were you going to do with his blood anyway?" Questions Wizard.
NameIess Posted May 22, 2022 Posted May 22, 2022 The Urn Dragon high council did not appreciate people questioning them questions, especially someone so antagonistic as Wizard.
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted May 22, 2022 Posted May 22, 2022 "Very well." Wizard called his lawyer Chuck Norris.
NameIess Posted May 22, 2022 Posted May 22, 2022 The Urn Dragons did not care for lawyers, but they made an exception for Chuck Norris, and got their own. Talenelat'Elin, herald of war, prepared to lawyer it up against Chuck Norris.
xinoehp512 he/him Posted May 22, 2022 Posted May 22, 2022 Nobody told Chuck Norris he was supposed to wear a suit. Not that he would have, of course.
NameIess Posted May 22, 2022 Posted May 22, 2022 When the trial began, Taln showed up in his suit of specially made Honorplate, ready to destroy the opposition.
NameIess Posted May 22, 2022 Posted May 22, 2022 The two lawyers strode up to each other, the greatest beings in all existence, prepared to do battle.
ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them Posted May 22, 2022 Posted May 22, 2022 There was much apprehension.
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