The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Nameless was reminded that he had plenty of characters. Although, the third most important one had died. Maybe Nameless did need a new one.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar suddenly remembered Unintelligible and resurrected him. Unintelligible appeared next to Nameless.

[NameIess]

Nameless killed Unintelligible.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Everybody in the room jumped back, WHAT.

Thaidakar asked calmly, "Nameless, my question is what the storms."

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

1 minute ago, Nameless said:

Nameless killed Unintelligible.

 

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Everybody in the room jumped back, WHAT.

Thaidakar asked calmly, "Nameless, my question is what the storms."

The sacredness of Unintelligible's sacrifice could not be simply, undone.

[NameIess]

Nameless glared at Thaidakar. "There are some things you can't fix so easily."

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar sighed, "fine." 

Spook smiled, "that's what I'm talking about!" Spook started clapping, "put Thaidakar in his place Nameless!" 

Thaidakar glared at Spook, he pulled out his want and said, "silencio." Spook was shut up.

[NameIess]

Nameless sighed and walked out the door.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

He was greeted by a pygmy elephant named Hannibal.

[NameIess]

He brushed the elephant aside and continued on morosely.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar #1 rolled his eyes and said, "it is time. the citadel of Scadrial is being invaded, Ima head out, Thaidakar you coming with?" 

Thaidakar #2 nodded and said, "is Micheal coming?"

Micheal smiled, "as long as Lindy is coming!"

Lindy scoffed unappreciatively. the four of them disappeared a moment later, leaving Spook to watch tv in the background. 

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

When they arrived at Scadrial, they were immediately attacked by drunken Pewterarms.

[NameIess]

Luthadel was being invaded by the most powerful force in any dimension: the Grand Army of the Ghanderflaffle Empire.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

It had risen again.

Edited March 5, 2022 by Sequence

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

The two Thaidakars immediately disintegrated the army and it was done. Thaidakar and all of his characters went off screen so that the irl Thaidakar could go continue reading dune.

[NameIess]

The Grand Army of the Ghanderflaffle Empire waited until the narrators disappeared, then reformed and sacked Luthadel.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

There was much screaming.

[NameIess]

And much fire.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar came back and incinerated them again and trapped them in a virtual reality prison.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Thaidakar was ignored by the Ghanderflaffles, as he was supposed to be reading Dune, not narrating TLT.

Edited March 5, 2022 by Sequence

[NameIess]

The Grand Army of the Ghanderflaffle Empire could not be contained so easily. Not this time, at least.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar threw a tantrum and said, "BUT I WANT TO MURDER THE GHANDERFLAFFLES!"

[NameIess]

the Ghanderflallfes were very averse to being murdered. Especially after... that time.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar threw a stick at the Ghanderflaffles, as it landed in their ranks it burst into flame and destroyed them all.

[NameIess]

Them All was very sad. The Grand Army of the Ghanderflaffle Empire continued on unstopped.