xinoehp512 he/him Posted May 7, 2020 Posted May 7, 2020 Dr. Who Octopus struck a bargain with him to retrieve The Sword.
NameIess Posted May 7, 2020 Posted May 7, 2020 "Welcome to the Temple of Blades Butt Venture. What weapon do you desire?" Asked the floating light.
+Doomstick he/him Posted May 7, 2020 Posted May 7, 2020 (edited) “Impossible the pacifist!” (that is The Sword btw) Edited May 7, 2020 by The Last Post
NameIess Posted May 7, 2020 Posted May 7, 2020 "I am sorry. We don't have any available weapons by that name." The floating light swirled furiously. "What kind of weapon do you need?"
NameIess Posted May 7, 2020 Posted May 7, 2020 The earpiece stopped working. "Oh dear. You weren't trying to get advice from somebody, were you?" Asked the light.
xinoehp512 he/him Posted May 7, 2020 Posted May 7, 2020 (edited) "Sorry," apologized Butt. "I need-" he hesitated for a moment. "The Sword? I think that's what it's called." Edited May 7, 2020 by xinoehp512
NameIess Posted May 7, 2020 Posted May 7, 2020 The light froze for a moment. "The Sword. I see. The Sword is not available."
xinoehp512 he/him Posted May 7, 2020 Posted May 7, 2020 At that moment the earpiece crackled back to life in Butt's ear.
+Doomstick he/him Posted May 7, 2020 Posted May 7, 2020 “Hey! Light boi! He wants me! I’m Impossible the pacifist! Aka The Sword!”
xinoehp512 he/him Posted May 7, 2020 Posted May 7, 2020 "It's a trap!" said Dr. Who Octopus. "Storm the temple and take The Sword! You're a hero, so you're guaranteed to succeed!"
NameIess Posted May 7, 2020 Posted May 7, 2020 The light turned. "Jack, I thought I told you to stop impersonating The Sword."
xinoehp512 he/him Posted May 7, 2020 Posted May 7, 2020 Butt snuck behind the light's back and into the storage center of the temple.
NameIess Posted May 7, 2020 Posted May 7, 2020 The light followed. "Ah, I see that you are browsing. Perhaps if you told me what you need the weapon for, I could recommend a proper weapon."
xinoehp512 he/him Posted May 7, 2020 Posted May 7, 2020 Butt noticed a tuna cheese sandwich on the wall and happily began to consume it.
NameIess Posted May 7, 2020 Posted May 7, 2020 The light continued swirling next to Butt. "So... Do you need this weapon in order to kill a dark lord? save your hometown? Reveal truth? Destroy a god? fight a monster? lead an army?"
xinoehp512 he/him Posted May 7, 2020 Posted May 7, 2020 (edited) "Sandwiches," said Butt happily, pulling The Sword from a rock. Edited May 7, 2020 by xinoehp512
+Doomstick he/him Posted May 7, 2020 Posted May 7, 2020 (edited) Impossible The Sword, Pacifist, said, “help me, I have been trapped here and if you would get me out, I would show you the ways of Pacifism!” Edited May 7, 2020 by The Last Post
xinoehp512 he/him Posted May 7, 2020 Posted May 7, 2020 But Butt was bored by pacifism, so he ignored Impossible.
NameIess Posted May 7, 2020 Posted May 7, 2020 The light saw Butt pulling The Sword from the rock. "Um, I don't think you want that one. It doesn't work for anyone. It was bonded to a Narrator, and they died, after ordering it not to serve anyone ever again." The light turned towards a pile of weapons that had magically appeared. "Oh goody, looks like we got a new shipment of weapons! we've got the gauntlet of infinity, the the living staff of the Tribunal, Nightbody, and a new advancement. The Phoenix sword of rebirth. It revives it's wielder from the dead! Do you want any of these?"
xinoehp512 he/him Posted May 7, 2020 Posted May 7, 2020 "Nope!" said Butt happily. "I pulled it from a rock, so that means it's mine now!"
Jaywalk he/him Posted May 7, 2020 Posted May 7, 2020 A robotic voice came from the sword. “Your free trial is now over. Would you like to continue your subscription?”
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