The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Silva]

Not that the creators of GASPOD had a lot of sympathy.

[NameIess]

They just ran out of funding.

[Silva]

It was surprisingly difficult to raise money for destructive weaponry. Coming up with a catchy fundraising campaign slogan wasn't the easiest thing.

[NameIess]

Not to mention that it was illegal

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Catchy songs were banned in their locale for personal reasons on the part of the dictator.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

GASP

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He'd gotten one stuck inside his head and had never managed to dislodge it.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

*Faints*

[Jaywalk he/him]

*into a trash compactor, never to gasp again*

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

There was a clash of thunder And Lightning and The Gasper fell from the Heavens. He has bean reincarnated.

[NameIess]

The Gasper fell from the Heavens, right onto Nameless' Sword. He let out one last *GASP* and then perished, his soul scattered across the universe.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

A random stranger happens to be watching and gasped at the horrific turn of events.

[NameIess]

Or rather, he tried to gasp. With The Gasper dead, gasping became an impossibility.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Bean was the Gasper reincarnated.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Reincarnation came with all sorts of side effects.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

GASP

[Silva]

was one of them.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Much to the dismay of Nameless..

Edited May 6, 2020 by xinoehp512

[NameIess]

Actually, Nameless didn't really care that much. *GASP*-ing was a little annoying, but it wasn't something to get dismayed over.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Nameless. decided to get the reincarnated Gasper some medication for his shortness of breath.

[NameIess]

Then decided to ignore Gasper.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

GASP

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Dr Who Octopus captured Gasper the Bean.

[NameIess]

Nameless walked into the room behind Dr Who Octopus. "I see my plan worked." Nameless drew his Sword. "I knew that in order to find your lair, I would have to be smart. There was no way I could find it on my own. So I pretended to have a vendetta against Gasper here, and killed him a few times in order to cement that fact in everyone's mind, including yours. Then I waited for you to kidnap or attempt to recruit Gasper, never knowing that I had planted a tracker on him the very first time I met him." Nameless prepared to strike.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Dr. Who Octopus cackled with delight and activated his trap.