The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Jaywalk he/him]

They’d studied zoology at a community college.

[Lunamor she/her]

In a place called “Dale that is green”.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

They had a college football team called the Dale That Is Greenies.  The team’s mascot was...

Edited May 4, 2020 by Rosharan A.C.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

A red herring.

[NameIess]

The real threat was the coach.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Every zomonk kept a plastic red herring after graduating.

edit: ninja’d 

Per the coach’s request.

Edited May 4, 2020 by Rosharan A.C.

[NameIess]

If they didn't, well...

[Jaywalk he/him]

Their zoology degrees became liberal arts degrees.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But the red herrings were actually pink salmon.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

It was very effective to slap someone with the said pink salmon.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And also quite satisfying.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

So naturally, a fish slapping contest broke out between the top two zomonks.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The Zomunks made an appearance to look down their noses condescendingly.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

McWafy sat to the side eating waffle fries as the fish slapping contest progressed.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Into a hair flipping contest.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

GASP

[Jaywalk he/him]

Which stood for Gargling Ascension Super Project...

[xinoehp512 he/him]

OF DOOM.

 

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

*GASP*

[xinoehp512 he/him]

(the 'od' in the acronym was invisible)

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Some punk leaked the project’s full name, and now it was GASPOD.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

It would bring destruction to every Zomonk and zomonk alive, and their pink salmons.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The zomunks, however, would be entirely unaffected.

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

Their lack of a degree in zoology made them immune.

[Jaywalk he/him]

They were already suffering enough with their liberal arts degrees.