xinoehp512 he/him Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 15 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said: Michael closed his eyes. "Show me," he whispered. The pen buzzed in his hand. In front of him, a small podium with a painting on it materialized into existence, depicting a man standing impassively in a field, watching chaos... ...and then it began to move. On 3/12/2020 at 4:31 PM, xinoehp512 said: Jacob watched the events unfolding with interest. He summoned his clipboard. Then he summoned his pen. But nothing came. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 "Am I... missing something?" Granite asked. Sophie hushed him. "Shh!! Let the plot happen!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess he/him Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 Nameless decided to start a war. He went to recruit some legendary heroes to help him battle the deadly warrior-mages of Atlantis and Themyscira. He picked Chitori the Parsh warrior, sole user of heroform, Jamek king of Boomland, wielder of the blastaxe of DOOM, Saral the amazon, champion of Olympus, and Cheldeth, Dustbringer of the fifth ideal, spiked with allomantic pewter and bronze, wielder of Amberite, and a mighty sand Mastrell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar he/him Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 Truthless laughed as he summoned Chuck Norris to defeat them all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Awakened Salad they/them Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 Salad asked why Nameless started so many conflicts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatherTiempo he/him Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 FT knitted a hat, quietly, in the corner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess he/him Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 10 hours ago, Truthless of Shinovar said: Truthless laughed as he summoned Chuck Norris to defeat them all. Nameless summoned Taln and Kaladin to defeat Chuck Norris. 9 hours ago, The Awakened Salad said: Salad asked why Nameless started so many conflicts. Nameless decided to test his warrior's strength by attacking Salad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla-son-son-Ventyl Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 But no one would ever break the walls of the Cup God’s Cup Fort, it was just a fact of life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess he/him Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 Because the walls fell over on their own. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla-son-son-Ventyl Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 Which was assumed to have been sabotage by enemies of the state. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess he/him Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 But it was really just shoddy workmanship, gravity, and a little wind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosharan A.C. he/him Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 A.C moved the cup fort to space, where there was no gravity or wind. Now the cup fort was impenetrable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishar Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 But the cup fort was unable to keep out the solar radiation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk he/him Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 15 hours ago, The Awakened Salad said: Salad asked why Nameless started so many conflicts. Author Void seconded this. 50 minutes ago, Ishar said: But the cup fort was unable to keep out the solar radiation. Due to the gaping hole in its roof. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess he/him Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 17 minutes ago, Jaywalk said: Author Void seconded this. Nameless looked over at Author Void from the ruins of Salad's house, and asked him if he could repeat what he just said. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yvainnie she/her Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 (edited) Butt Venture ventured out of GHANDERFLAFFLE empire to observe all the crap that went on. Edited April 3, 2020 by Yvainnie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess he/him Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 Nameless recruited him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Bear she/her Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 Little Bear summoned the giant rainbow Caterpillars of Peace to calm Nameless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk he/him Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 2 hours ago, Nameless said: Nameless looked over at Author Void from the ruins of Salad's house, and asked him if he could repeat what he just said. “WHY YOU BE VIOLENT?” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Awakened Salad they/them Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 (edited) 8 hours ago, Nameless said: Nameless decided to test his warrior's strength by attacking Salad. Salad put up an impenetrable lettuce shield and asked why Nameless was fighting them. 2 hours ago, Nameless said: Nameless looked over at Author Void from the ruins of Salad's house, and asked him if he could repeat what he just said. Salad asked why Nameless wanted to destroy their house. 19 minutes ago, Jaywalk said: “WHY YOU BE VIOLENT?” “YES, WHY YOU BE A VIOLENT HUMAN?” Edited April 3, 2020 by The Awakened Salad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess he/him Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 59 minutes ago, Jaywalk said: “WHY YOU BE VIOLENT?” "ME IS VIOLENT BECAUSE VIOLENT IS FUN!" 41 minutes ago, The Awakened Salad said: Salad put up an impenetrable lettuce shield and asked why Nameless was fighting them. Nameless pulled out the bedrock breaking guide. 44 minutes ago, The Awakened Salad said: Salad asked why Nameless wanted to destroy their house. Nameless continued to grief everything in sight with his merry band of "heroes" 45 minutes ago, The Awakened Salad said: “YES, WHY YOU BE A VIOLENT HUMAN?” "ME LIKE BE VIOLENT HUMAN. IS FUN!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 he/him Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 On 4/2/2020 at 9:55 PM, xinoehp512 said: The pen buzzed in his hand. In front of him, a small podium with a painting on it materialized into existence, depicting a man standing impassively in a field, watching chaos... ...and then it began to move. On 3/12/2020 at 4:31 PM, xinoehp512 said: His heart rate jumped up a beat or two. He tried summoning it again. No luck. What was this? His pen should be completely invulnerable to theft. It was completely cut off from everything. He'd hidden it practically inside his soul, for goodness sake! And besides, he had Fate protecting it. He would never allow another Author to steal such a valuable possession. Surely? Feeling unease creep through his veins, he called Fate to answer for what had happened. No answer. No answer. Jacob began to break into a cold sweat, attempting to summon his pen again and again. Still, no luck. He kept his demeanor calm, however. The worst that could happen to him was only death, after all. The message-painting continued to play. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess he/him Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 7 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said: The message-painting continued to play. Nameless slapped his forehead and asked @xinoehp512 if he could fast-forward things a bit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Awakened Salad they/them Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 Once upon a time there was a jellyfish. It was inside an anti-violence forcefield. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess he/him Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 But not an anti-combat, anti-murder, or even an anti-death forcefield, so Nameless hacked it into pieces. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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