The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

On 3/31/2020 at 1:59 PM, xinoehp512 said:

"Now?" he whispered.

A sudden gust of wind blew past him, seeming almost to form a voice with its echoes. A voice that-ever so faintly-whispered yes.

Jacob exhaled a sigh and closed his eyes.

And the Witherlord ran him through from behind.

The Witherlord wore a satisfied smile as Jacob's body slumped to the ground.

In his other hand, the pen silently vanished.

On 3/4/2020 at 1:42 PM, xinoehp512 said:

Michael cocked his head. "Hmm... given the crystalline structure of the ice... with refinement, perhaps. I hadn't thought about it. The important thing is that he's not poisoned anymore!"

There was a ripple of reality in the air in front of Michael, like it was a pond someone had dropped a stone into. It resolved itself into a nondescript-looking pen.

Michael stared at the pen for a moment while his brain processed what he was seeing. His eyes widened.

"Oh..." he said hoarsely. "Oh, no..."

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Sophie looked over at Michael, smiling happily. "What's wrong, Michael?" 

[NameIess]

Nameless stared at the shield around the mountain. "If only I could get to that pen." He thought. Oh well, no use wishing for an impossibility. Even if he could get to the pen, the other narrators would never let him have it. Especially TVG.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

TVG waved her fingers flirtatiously and winked. 

[NameIess]

Nameless narrowed his eyes and shook his fist at her.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Nebula laughed. “You guys are too much fun.”

[NameIess]

Nameless stabbed Nebula in the leg.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

The leg stabbed Nameless back.

[Little Bear she/her]

For the Leg was trained in swordsmanship.

[Ishar]

The Leg was also trained in use of the dagger.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

For the Leg was actually a hired assassin. 

Edited April 2, 2020 by The Awakened Salad

[Silva]

The Leg was only disguised at a leg.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

The leg was really...

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The legendary character from myth that we all can't stop talking about.

[NameIess]

BOB THE HEROIC

[Little Bear she/her]

BOB THE HEROIC was paid to stab Nameless by none other than . . .

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

You!

[Little Bear she/her]

Is there any way to make this image smaller? It's kind of obnoxiously big.

Edited April 2, 2020 by Little Bear
question

[NameIess]

1 hour ago, Little Bear said:

Is there any way to make this image smaller? It's kind of obnoxiously big.

Embrace the size young one. (I have no idea how to do anything with pictures)

 

Nameless grabbed Bob and jumped over the edge of a cliff. He held Bob underneath him as he fell, aiming for the sharp rocks a hundred feet below them.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

But that Bob was only a decoy. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

On 4/1/2020 at 7:51 PM, Shard of Thought said:

Sophie looked over at Michael, smiling happily. "What's wrong, Michael?" 

Michael reached out and plucked the pen from midair, totally and completely lost for words.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

10 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Michael reached out and plucked the pen from midair, totally and completely lost for words.

Granite watched with confusion. "Does this happen a lot?"

"Does what happen a lot?" Sophie asked.

"Random objects just... appearing?"

"Nope, this is weird.

Granite shrugged. "Okay, then. Whatever."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

43 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Michael reached out and plucked the pen from midair, totally and completely lost for words.

Michael closed his eyes. "Show me," he whispered.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

"Is he okay?" Sophie whispered loudly. 

[NameIess]

Nameless' astral projection answered back: "Michael is fine. Jacob is not fine. He might be dead." Nameless smiled. "Which means that I can break the fourth wall and get away with it more easily!" His astral projection dissipated.