The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The opposition was suitably awed.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

FT struck a dramatic pose.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

And promptly fell out of his wheelchair.

[Snake Eyes Productions_YT he/him]

Everyone laughed.

[NameIess]

Except Nameless.

[+Doomstick he/him]

..Who died!

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless decided to use the Narravitium to heal FT, since it apparently didn’t do anything else.

Edited February 19, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar

[Snake Eyes Productions_YT he/him]

But then he decided, "Nah, I'm fine with him being dead."

[Retrac he/him]

And glared off into the sunset.

Did I do that right?

[NameIess]

Nameless lay on the ground, helpless. At least they stopped the blob he thought, and they can give me my narration back, I felt Truthless taking it from the monster, surely my fellow narrator wouldn't keep a power that does him no good anyways. Then he felt it: a ripping, tearing feeling. They're killing me, Nameless realized with a shock. Then he died.

 

Yes, you did @Retrac.

[Jaywalk he/him]

A funeral was held in Nameless’s honor, but like Jay Gatsby’s, nobody came.

[NameIess]

Nameless appeared in the cognitive realm right beside @Rosharan A.C. "Oh, um, hi A.C., I'm uh, I'm really sorry for.. stabbing you in the chest. Twice. And then abandoning you to die a slow, painful, and protracted death to poison." Nameless stuck out his hand "Wanna help me get revenge on Truthless and the other narrators for stealing my powers and killing me?"

[Lunamor she/her]

“It wasn’t intentional!” a faraway voice muttered.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Nameless's spare power flowed back to him, reincarnating him physically.

[Retrac he/him]

But not mentally.

 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Truthless still held Nameless’ mind.

[Jaywalk he/him]

And only halfway emotionally.

[NameIess]

Leaving a Blob of narrational power without any guiding mind or emotion except pure hatred, and it was all directed toward Truthless.

[Lunamor she/her]

They became Lessless.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

"Of course that would happen. " FT said from the ground. "And I missed the funeral. For the record, I didn't try to kill him. Not that it matters now."

[Jaywalk he/him]

And it didn’t matter because a Jelly-Belly assassin had seized control of the U.S. Embassy.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Using Nameless' mind and his own, Truthless was able to think of one twice as fast. "I've got it!" Truthless said. "I'll make the US part of Canada!"

So that's what he did. And surprisingly, it worked. 

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

It was proposed that the country’s new name was Cosmereland, because sanderdabs had taken over.

Edited February 20, 2020 by The Awakened Salad
That was supposed to be sanderfans, not sanderdabs. Not sure what happened there, but I’m keeping it.

[FatherTiempo he/him]

The Sanderdabs revised the military system, and instituted a modified salute. 

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Which may or may not have been the Bridge 4 salute.