The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Lunamor she/her]

Or anything else, really. But at this point he was so used to it that he just didn’t care anymore.

[Jaywalk he/him]

So he decided to buy a new horse-drawn carriage.

[+Ed Venture]

Made of the fire that Shallan had soulcasted from Stick.

[Lunamor she/her]

It was quite an impressive piece of art, for a creature with hooves.

Edit: Ninja'd

Edited February 7, 2020 by Lunamor

[+Ed Venture]

3 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

It was quite an impressive piece of art, for a creature with hooves.

Edit: Ninja'd

You heard that correctly, Shallan has hooves! It was the price of soulcasting Stick.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Adolin found them...surprisingly attractive.

[NameIess]

But then Kaladin amputated them, and normal feet grew back in their place.

[Jaywalk he/him]

“I am offend!” Shallan said. “Hooves!”

[NameIess]

It took Adolin and Kaladin a second to realize that she was joking.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

On 1/25/2020 at 10:15 PM, xinoehp512 said:

Thousands of years ago, the luxsprites ruled.

It was a time of light and of happiness. Across the threads and throughout the universes, there was peace. Creatures of darkness and shadow dwelt only within the Void, where no light shone and they could do no harm.

And it was all thanks to the luxsprites. From their dwelling place in Mount Illumina, beams of radiance were crafted that wove through every subverse and node. The Factory of Light, as it was called, served as a beacon of hope and peace for all for thousands upon thousands of years.

Until, one day, it all fell apart.

 

The luxsprite stood at the summit, totally and utterly stunned. Down below, sinister spirits of darkness crawled up through the mountain. His home.

"Awed?" called a voice softly from behind him. The sprite jumped and spun around, eyes wide open and quivering, terror evident on his young face. He stared up at the newcomer, unable to speak.

The newcomer, a creature of shadows in the guise of a man, knelt to look the youngling in the eye. "Like monsters out of legend, aren't they?" he whispered in the same quiet, scratchy voice. "Just waiting for a hero to come and defeat them..." 

He turned his eyes away and downwards, towards the carnage below. He smiled.
"But no hero is coming," he said. "And so the shadows will reign."
The young sprite cowered further as the monster's gaze turned back, the horrible smile still etched across his face.
"It's funny," he said. "Just when you think you have it all... you lose it."  

"You... you killed them all," Xinoehp whispered. "My friends, my family... everyone."

The Witherlord threw back his head and laughed. "Ah, yes. That was a good day. Glad to see you remember me at last."

Xinoehp shook. His gaze filled with red. "You... you..." he said through clenched teeth, "You will die!"

His spear began to glow brighter and brighter as he poured all of his remaining power into it. Soon it became too bright too look at.

"Begone, fiend!" screamed Xinoehp, raising his spear to strike.

In that moment, Aqua noticed something. A crack, running the length of the spear- left there from the Witherlord's final strike. "Xinoehp, no!" she cried out, but it was too late.

With a earsplitting bang and an unbelievably blinding flash of light, the Spear of Light exploded.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

Into a thousand tiny pancakes. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

went the Burrowing Grashlins.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Who were having quite the Italian cookoff.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

Team 1’s lasagna was getting burned, but they weren’t paying attention to it because they were too busy making cannoli.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

26 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"You... you killed them all," Xinoehp whispered. "My friends, my family... everyone."

The Witherlord threw back his head and laughed. "Ah, yes. That was a good day. Glad to see you remember me at last."

Xinoehp shook. His gaze filled with red. "You... you..." he said through clenched teeth, "You will die!"

His spear began to glow brighter and brighter as he poured all of his remaining power into it. Soon it became too bright too look at.

"Begone, fiend!" screamed Xinoehp, raising his spear to strike.

In that moment, Aqua noticed something. A crack, running the length of the spear- left there from the Witherlord's final strike. "Xinoehp, no!" she cried out, but it was too late.

With a earsplitting bang and an unbelievably blinding flash of light, the Spear of Light exploded.

Sophie gasped sharply. That... that wasn't supposed to happen. She pulled her hands to her mouth in shock, confused and horrified. Light didn't just.... go away. The weapon didn't just... break. That didn't happen. The hero was supposed to win. Of course, she knew that the Spear's destruction might not signal the end. Still, it was a symbol and a shockingly grim one. "Please be okay, Xino, please, please..." 

[FatherTiempo he/him]

FT picked up the thousand pancakes.

[+Doomstick he/him]

On 2/6/2020 at 3:36 PM, Emperor Stick said:

Stick hoped the splinters and burns Andy had received from eating a burning piece of wood didn't hurt too much.

IM WARNING YOU PER

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

But the pancakes were secretly explosive. 

[FatherTiempo he/him]

BOOM

 

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

Said Salad, reading off of the script. 

[FatherTiempo he/him]

1 minute ago, The Awakened Salad said:

Said Salad, reading off of the script. 

Thanks mate, I didn't want to explode again.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

10 minutes ago, FatherTiempo said:

Thanks mate, I didn't want to explode again.

Sorry, I legitimately can't tell if you're being sarcastic right now . (Oh Internet, why are you like this). If you are, I'm sorry. 

Edit: Oh wait you didn't explode, because I read from the script. Right, my mistake. 

Edited February 8, 2020 by The Awakened Salad

[+Doomstick he/him]

But Andy didn't know that...

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

"Ookla!" Shouted Salad, even though it was not Ookla season.

[overlord stick]

"But it's not Ookla season...." Stick pointed out the obvious, like a loser.