The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Jaywalk he/him]

Because why not keep the plot disturbing.

[+Ed Venture]

2 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

No, Luna definitely didn’t. 

But Lift loved it enough for the both of them.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The breadmunks drank all the tears of both Lift and Luna.

[+Ed Venture]

With their newfound power, the Breadmunks began pulling out Luna’s and Lift’s fingernails and toenails. Both screamed in glee.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Author Void looked away, disgusted.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

TVG jerked a finger at the cruel Narrator. And this is who Narrates "innocent" Butt Venture.

Edited February 1, 2020 by Shard of Thought

[Lunamor she/her]

What the actual storms you guys

Luna tried to run away, yodeling in an attempt to scare off the breadmunks.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Author Void ate a taco, trying to ignore his upset stomach.

[+Ed Venture]

Too far? Too far. I’ll go. Sorry. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

Don’t go!

[Lunamor she/her]

It’s fine Butt 

Luna continued yodeling at a higher pitch.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

TVG scoffed. While y'all are just standing here, I'mma do somethin' aight? 

Lift was healed, wrapped in blankets, and sent - with a cup of steaming hot chocolate in her little hands - to the couch to go hang out with her dad. 

Kelsier had just realized that his mistcloak was missing and was quite angry, but then he saw Lift and decided to go sit next to her. Little did he know that Granite had stolen his mistcloak.... And Kelsier was never going getting it back.

Edited February 1, 2020 by Shard of Thought

[FatherTiempo he/him]

All that from giving Dalinar a cake.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Mare tried to knit Kelsier a new mistcloak, but Jasnah disapproved.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Kelsier froze. "M-m-mare?"

[FatherTiempo he/him]

He was quite surprised and now he could be charged with bigamy like in that Cary Grant film.

Edited February 1, 2020 by FatherTiempo

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

6 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

It gave a squeak and jumped back in. With loud slurps, it drank her saliva to catalyze its insane metabolism.

 

2 hours ago, Jaywalk said:

The breadmunk burrowed down to Lift’s stomach, then curled up to slumber.

 

2 hours ago, Llstml said:

Kaladin quickly took control of the situation. He deftly cut Lift's stomach open and removed the breadmunk. The Alethi court continued watching in horror.

 

2 hours ago, Butt Ad Venture said:

Lift began dangerously hemorrhaging.

 

1 hour ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

A breadmunk began slurping on the tears to quench its incredible metabolism.

 

1 hour ago, Butt Ad Venture said:

With their newfound power, the Breadmunks began pulling out Luna’s and Lift’s fingernails and toenails. Both screamed in glee.

I leave for a bit and this is what happens? Not mad or anything, just confused and slightly wishing I was here for this part.

In the distance, Salad implodes from confusion.

[Jaywalk he/him]

The force threw Mare into the Shattered Plains.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Kelsier was highly disturbed. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

Jasnah pulled him away from the scene and gave him a cupcake.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Kelsier started crying. 

He loved cupcakes. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

And hugs.

[NameIess]

Shallan nudged Lift awake. "They finally finished their strategy meeting, we can have the party now" Shallan said. Lift mumbled something incoherent. Shallan cocked her head: "I'm sorry, I didn't quite get that." Lift mumbled again. "hmm, she appears to be saying that she is not hungry" Pattern buzzed.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Lift kicked Shallan in the stomach.

[NameIess]

But she missed.