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Due to Yeltsew's new cyborg body, it was impossible to tell whether he had originally been a mouse or a rat, so he started his own country on the small island of Whynotboth.

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It was plagued by civil war, with half the country insisting that the plural of mouse be called mice while the other wanted mouses. Even his own Vice Emperor, Ratinar, was against him.

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1 minute ago, Darth Woodrack said:

Woodrack looked at thw inquisitor making out with the dog. He shrugged. He was accepting to interspecial, homosexual relationships.

Actually, I'm a jojo shouldered, purple bearded, purple mustached, purple eyebrowed, purple reallhy long haired, buff man with gauntlets.

Ax is a viking with a pack of wolves.

AND AX AND ARK ARE MAKING OUT

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Woodrack explained to Ark that as soon as a narrator said something, ti was always the truth, and while he knows he's walking into something, he doesn't really care, and now he is an inquisitor in addition to everything else, and Ax is a dog viking with a pack of wolves.

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1 minute ago, Darth Woodrack said:

Woodrack explained to Ark that as soon as a narrator said something, ti was always the truth, and while he knows he's walking into something, he doesn't really care, and now he is an inquisitor in addition to everything else, and Ax is a dog viking with a pack of wolves.

“Hi.” Said one of the wolves.

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Just now, Darth Woodrack said:

Woodrack explained to Ark that as soon as a narrator said something, ti was always the truth, and while he knows he's walking into something, he doesn't really care, and now he is an inquisitor in addition to everything else, and Ax is a dog viking with a pack of wolves.

Ark explained to Woodrack that this is already fact, and unchangable, as they are narrators and can do that.

And then took a swig of horneater white, and went back to making out.

@Ark's Boyfriend

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Just now, Ax's Boyfriend said:

Ark explained to Woodrack that this is already fact, and unchangable, as they are narrators and can do that.

And then took a swig of horneater white, and went back to making out.

@Ark's Boyfriend

“Hey, psst, Ark. Can I have some wine?”

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Woodrack explained to Ark that this is the longest thread and Godmodding is not against the rules, so Ark decided to become an inquisitor, and Ax was cursed to be a dog by an evil MTG witch, and will be a dog forever.

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1 minute ago, Darth Woodrack said:

Woodrack explained to Ark that this is the longest thread and Godmodding is not against the rules, so Ark decided to become an inquisitor, and Ax was cursed to be a dog by an evil MTG witch, and will be a dog forever.

Likewise, BoS had the power to godmod the statement so it didn’t happen in this universe. It happened in Universe-245, where dogs and humans co-exist peacefully. 

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Then the witch expanded the curse to all Axs in the multiverse and whatever was beyond that, both the person and the weapon, and made them all dogs.

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Then the witch and all she had ever done ceased to exist, and they continued making out as humans.

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6 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

Narrator Shard of Thought shivered, muttering something about drawing Ax and Ark.

In all likelihood, she'd draw Ark and Ax making out.

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