The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Lunamor she/her]

The poorly named language of the ghandercorns.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The name was the result of a typo.

[Lunamor she/her]

Made by the Great-But-No-Longer-Quite-So-Awesome-Due-To-Rather-Frequent-Spelling-Mistakes Bob Joetom.

[Ookla-son-son-Ventyl]

Who was the great-great-great-great grandson of Brandyn Sondersin VII

[Lunamor she/her]

Also known as Manbat.

Batman backwards sounds really ridiculous. 

Edit: I also just realized that Batman could mean someone who looks like/has the powers of a baseball bat and my brain broke.

Edited June 15, 2019 by Lunamor

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He was also a legendary dyslexic.

[Lunamor she/her]

Although he was just fine with reading Ancient Greek.

*makes obscure reference*

[+Doomstick he/him]

5 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

Although he was just fine with reading Ancient Greek.

*makes obscure reference*

*points out that it isn't obscure*

[Lunamor she/her]

3 minutes ago, Doomstick said:

*points out that it isn't obscure*

*points out that some may call it obscure due to how specific it is, but acknowledges that in some interpretations of the word it may not be considered obscure*

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Butt Venture fell from the sky, gagged and in chains.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

A chorus of handerfles sang his glorious return.

[Jaywalk he/him]

And then attacked him.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

By tickling him!

[Lunamor she/her]

With ghanderflaffle feathers.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He laughed so hard, his sides literally split.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Inside, predictably, was a bunch of unchewed gumballs. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

No one knew what predictive method had been used, but whatever it was, it was scary.

[Jaywalk he/him]

*Gumballs, from the Amazing World of Gumball.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

No one knew what predictive method had been used, but whatever it was, it was scary.

Used only by the most fearsome of villains, it was called skimblar.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

2 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

Used only by the most fearsome of villains, it was called skimblar.

It was, in fact, why they were the most fearsome.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

It allowed them to see inside the hearts of their enemies. And, in Butt's case, their insides in general.

[+Ed Venture]

Most of the time they saw blood, veins, and assorted tissues.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

And if they saw anything else, they would know they had stumbled across someone special.

[Lunamor she/her]

42 minutes ago, Jaywalk said:

*Gumballs, from the Amazing World of Gumball.

And a couple of Darwins.

[Jaywalk he/him]

The ghanderflaffle empire halted.