The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

"You chose to do nothing. You've helped create this monster. And now you're paying the price." She summoned her spear to her hand. "Turn and face me."

[Jaywalk he/him]

"The first move is yours."

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star smiled evilly. "Bold. I like it." She wanted to lash out at his mind, but that would come later. She wanted to see what he could do first. 

She ran toward him, screaming a battle cry. 

[Jaywalk he/him]

Jaywalk didn't even have to move. The power of the void rushed in, restraining Star, then slammed her to the ground.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star growled. "Coward!" she yelled. "Cheater! You don't deserve to be a Narrator!"

[Jaywalk he/him]

“Feisty, isn’t she, Bozo?”

The rabbit hopped over to Star’s face. “I’ll say.”

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star glared. "I created you," she muttered to Bozo. "I did." She grabbed hold of Jay's mind. She didn't have to move to fight. 

Edited May 7, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[Jaywalk he/him]

He slammed her head against the ground in response. “I suggest,” he said, turning, “you don’t try something like that again. You are in my domain.”

I gotta go. TBC tomorrow...

[Lunamor she/her]

Meanwhile, Butt Venture was trying to eat two pies at once, but his mouth wasn’t big enough.

[Turtle373 he/him]

It was a very comical scene, in fact many spectators went into comas from laughing to much.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

4 minutes ago, Jaywalk said:

He slammed her head against the ground in response. “I suggest,” he said, turning, “you don’t try something like that again. You are in my domain.”

I gotta go. TBC tomorrow...

"Why do you hate me?" Star forced out, trembling. "This entire thread hates me!" She went deathly calm. "But you know what the beauty of it is? Do you know, Jay?" She cackled. "I'm a Narrator! You cannot kill me, nor will you ever be able to! So you can keep me here for as long as you want, hurt me forever and ever, try and try to keep my mouth shut but I will always be here. Here, I am a force, like time itself. You can't destroy time. So now you have a choice. How are you going to contain me? How will you keep me at bay? How, darling, will you stop the monster you created by never stepping in? Oh, I'll tell you. I'll tell you! YOU CAN'T!" Star burst into guttural throes of maniacal laughter. She had won by simply existing. They couldn't do a thing. 

[Turtle373 he/him]

5 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

"Why do you hate me?" Star forced out, trembling. "This entire thread hates me!" She went deathly calm. "But you know what the beauty of it is? Do you know, Jay?" She cackled. "I'm a Narrator! You cannot kill me, nor will you ever be able to! So you can keep me here for as long as you want, hurt me forever and ever, try and try to keep my mouth shut but I will always be here. Here, I am a force, like time itself. You can't destroy time. So now you have a choice. How are you going to contain me? How will you keep me at bay? How, darling, will you stop the monster you created by never stepping in? Oh, I'll tell you. I'll tell you! YOU CAN'T!" Star burst into guttural throes of maniacal laughter. She had won by simply existing. They couldn't do a thing. 

One of the spectators woke up from their coma and said "I don't hate you." Then went back into their coma.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

You may not, Star thought, but fate certainly seems to.

[Turtle373 he/him]

The same spectator woke up again, "who cares about fate" then fell back asleep.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

You don't have to care. It's a force. You can't stop it. Star shook her head. Was she so far gone that she had begun imagining voices in her head?

[Turtle373 he/him]

The voices in Star's head were offended that she hadn't noticed them earlier.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Star was indignant. Her mind was her own. She may be broken, but this was too much. Out, she thought sternly. 

[Turtle373 he/him]

Fine They thought back, they left and took residence in Butt Venture's head instead. You should try to eat another pie they told him.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

At that moment, Narrator Pheonix walked up.

He took a look around, letting out a whistle.

"So," he said, "did I miss anything important?"

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

You abandoned me, Star thought to him. She had paused time on Jay's side. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Pheonix winced. Sorry, he thought back. I've been busy. Still am, actually.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

I believe you. But you can't save me now. No one can. I asked for this fate. Tell Tom that I'm sorry I couldn't do more for him. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Pheonix chuckled softly. Don't be so sure about that, Star.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

But you've seen it. I'm broken, worthless, and outdated. They'll never accept me. And, storm it, I can never stop myself from fighting. 

[Turtle373 he/him]

Butt was torn, one part of him wanted to try to stuff a third pie in his mouth, the other part knew he wouldn't be able to fit it. Unable to decide he looked at the pie and said, "to pie or not to pie, that is the question." but given the fact that he had two pies in his mouth it sounded more like " tu po or nah tu po, tha s th quastion."