The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

But because of Guard's actions, making everyone so paranoid, had caused all of their spiritwebs to be Connected, everyone now felt bad and let down.

Edited January 19, 2019 by Stormblessed Dolphin

[Lunamor she/her]

They decided to go out for waffles to boost their spirits.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

The waffle merchants made a killing. They erected a statue in Gaurd's honor

 

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Then the ghanderflaffles remembered that no one ever found all Ten Pancakes in their quest they gave to Butt.

[Jaywalk he/him]

“We shall exact revenge,” said the ghanderflaffles.

[Lunamor she/her]

They charged Butt with finding their precious pancakes, as uniting all ten of them would create a new pancake shard that the ghanderflaffles could use to rule the universe.

Edit: Ninjaed!

Edited January 19, 2019 by Lunamor

[Jaywalk he/him]

Meanwhile, Evel, Evil’s twin brother, was plotting to create a waffle shard to oppose the pancake shard.

[Lunamor she/her]

If the two shards were ever to fight, the entire universe would explode (for the 57th time).

 

I just realized. Evel in my head sounds like =

Edited January 19, 2019 by Lunamor

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

(59th actually) But if the two shards were held by the same vessel, the Universe would experience a wonderful rebirth of sweetness and sugary delectability.

[Lunamor she/her]

Bob decided that his grand quest would be to be the vessel of both the waffle and pancake shards.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

(maybe spoiler tag that image)

[Lunamor she/her]

1 minute ago, Stormblessed Dolphin said:

(maybe spoiler tag that image)

Done! (Thanks for the suggestion)

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

Just now, Lunamor said:

Done! (Thanks for the suggestion)

Aye, and by replying I add another post. which will lead to another page sooner, which will let us reach our goal

[Lunamor she/her]

11 minutes ago, Stormblessed Dolphin said:

Aye, and by replying I add another post. which will lead to another page sooner, which will let us reach our goal

Yayyyyyy!!!

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

but our plan will not work forever, we'll have to continue the story eventually

 

Bob's first order of business was to eat a nice healthy and balanced breakfast. So he had some scrambled eggs, mini pancakes and mini waffles for luck, bacon, grits, and toast.

Edited January 19, 2019 by Stormblessed Dolphin

[Lunamor she/her]

Butt also had some milk and OJ.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

Some butter and toast for his jam as well.

 

Oh, I made a typo. but it's too beautiful to fix

Edited January 19, 2019 by Stormblessed Dolphin

[Jaywalk he/him]

The OJ and the jam were both spoiled. Butt ate it anyway.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Butt decided that he wanted juice that wasn't spoiled, so he instead had some grape juice.

[Jaywalk he/him]

Which he spilled all over his brand new suit.

[Lunamor she/her]

Butt then decided to sell it online for $1,000 as “abstract” art. Or maybe designer clothing...

Edited January 19, 2019 by Lunamor

[Jaywalk he/him]

The style became very popular among ghanderflaffles, who started every day by pouring a glass of grape juice on their pants.

Edited January 19, 2019 by Jaywalk

[Lunamor she/her]

Butt’s influence caused him to be a trendy social media star. He also created new lines of clothing using apple, orange, and prune juice (supposedly it looks different than grape juice).

[Jaywalk he/him]

Each new item was more popular than the rest, exploding in popularity with the introduction of cranberry juice.

[Lunamor she/her]

Wait a minute, ghanderflaffles wear pants? Do they even have legs?

When fruit punch was added to the mix, Butt gained so much money that he became a quadrillionaire.

Edited January 19, 2019 by Lunamor