The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Turtle373 he/him]

and since Nobody knew how to play

[whattheHoid she/her]

Everybody had to step in to play.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

But as not everybody knows how to play, Everybody also didn't know how to play.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Everybody gave it her all and decided to team up with the greatest player of all.....Vasher!

Edited January 18, 2019 by whattheHoid

[Jaywalk he/him]

Vasher was having one of his grumpy days and decided not to participate.

[Lunamor she/her]

Vivenna decided to fuss at him for that.

Edited January 18, 2019 by Lunamor

[whattheHoid she/her]

Nightblood joined in the fussing. Vasher grumbled even more.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

Vasher's grumbling made everyone grumpy. Oscar the Grouch came out of his trash can to say "That's my job!" then slammed the lid down in grumpiness.

[Lunamor she/her]

@17SarcasticGhanderflaffles, your name is awesome!

Everyone’s head exploded from the merging of three separate realities- the Canon Reality, the Butt Reality, and the Muppet Reality.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

Then they realized it was just the Butt Reality Dalinar using his powers to create Narrator SD's Perpendicularity.

[Lunamor she/her]

So Kaladin, Adolin, and Shallan showed up ready for a fight, but then realized that Dalinar had brought them to the wrong reality with his Perpendicularity. Back in Roshar, Thaylen city was lost the voidbringers and all humans were destroyed. They were pretty upset with Dalinar, but he argued that the story of Butt was the greatest story of all and was worth sacrificing Roshar for.

[Turtle373 he/him]

And they all agreed because Dalinar's right.

[Lunamor she/her]

Dalinar is always right. Unless it comes to cooking. Never, ever let him inside of a kitchen.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

Then The head honcho of the Doom Rats showed up, who's name is more terrible than Odium, more Ruthless than Edgli;

Darius Butts, Shard of NameGenerator.

He would make Dalinar his champion. "Give me your enchiladas my son" he said to Dalinar.

[Lunamor she/her]

“Fineeeeee” Dalinar said, letting out a long, drawn out sigh. But he was clever. He stuffed his enchiladas with ghost peppers and zucchini.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

Canon Dalinar appeared and looked at him in confusion. "NO. DO NOT GIVE HIM YOUR PAIN." he realized it was just an enchilada. "Oh. well okay then, I suppose that's fine.." he said

[Silva]

"But they're mine!" Dalinar protested.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

Butt appeared suddenly. He wondered Which Dalinar was which

[Lunamor she/her]

The Dalinars realized that only one of them at a time could exist in a reality, so they argued about who should leave. Being Dalinars, they both argued that they should be the ones to have to leave.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

"Clearly it is my duty to have to leave" they said in unison.

[Silva]

In the end both decided to leave since neither was willing to be the one to stay.

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

And Narrator SD's Perpendicularity dissipated, and the realms began to fade apart from each other.

[whattheHoid she/her]

Both Dalinar's had a splitting headache from being in close proximity to each other for a short time.

[Lunamor she/her]

The merging and subsequent fading of the realities caused Nightblood and Vasher to go back with one of the Dalinars to Roshar, which was how they ended up there.

[Gancho Libre he/him]

Shout out to @17SarcasticGhanderflaffles , the most hardcore fan of this thread EVER.

But then Vasher died in a Highstorm.