The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

1 minute ago, Hawks said:

no. The erryin is gone cause the convo ended. Currently only bacon and erryijg know rhe location nevause that was a failsafe erryin had made kn the clone. Rebus cannot locate/teleport to it. @Dragonheir

 

He a boy. 

"im bored and wanna help you continue your plotline"

"Plot ... line?? What the SCARVES is that??" 

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 minute ago, Hawks said:

no. The erryin is gone cause the convo ended. Currently only bacon and erryijg know rhe location nevause that was a failsafe erryin had made kn the clone. Rebus cannot locate/teleport to it. @Dragonheir

 

He a boy. 

"im bored and wanna help you continue your plotline"

Ah okay. But Taeidin could locate it. 

[Keke They/he]

1 hour ago, The Wyver said:

"Plot ... line?? What the SCARVES is that??" 

the cat sighs. Giving up and walking away. 

1 hour ago, Ashkaloda said:

Ah okay. But Taeidin could locate it. 

How?!?! Its made so only erryin can find it. Bacln only knoes cause they told him. 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, Hawks said:

the cat sighs. Giving up and walking away. 

How?!?! Its made so only erryin can find it. Bacln only knoes cause they told him. 

"Plot lines... authors... oh could anyone just be NORMAL around here? Whatever!" She walked off behind another tree, glancing to make sure the cat wasn't looking before doing something that involved green sparkles and light again.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 hour ago, Ashkaloda said:

Taeidin nodded. 

There is created a duplicate of Bacon, which includes memories of the papers you are searching for, although it is not here any longer. If we could find him, it would presumably work for your purposes. 

@Kansas Stormcursed @Hawks Cep and a clone of Erryin are still at the spot where we originally confronted Bacon right? Is anyone else still there? 

 

Storms, I've missed a lot. 

I honestly forgot where we were. I think Cep may be the last one just standing around, but what you may find interesting is that Cep has now two personalities, one of which is both a Narrator and holds some of his memories, though the others are locked away in his head and he can't even access them.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

5 minutes ago, Hawks said:

the cat sighs. Giving up and walking away. 

How?!?! Its made so only erryin can find it. Bacln only knoes cause they told him. 

It's kind of his thing. He could do it. 

 

2 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

I honestly forgot where we were. I think Cep may be the last one just standing around, but what you may find interesting is that Cep has now two personalities, one of which is both a Narrator and holds some of his memories, though the others are locked away in his head and he can't even access them.

Alright

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Oh um...I missed a lot. Did anything particularly significant happen?

[NameIess]

20 hours ago, TwinStorm said:

Cricket hesitated. "Yeah."

"Excellent." A small box appeared next to Cricket. "There you go."

5 hours ago, Dragonheir said:

“Probably,” said the man who looked like Rebus. “For instance, the last thirty seconds or so of my memory are blank.  But if you’ll give me a chance to atone, I’d accept.” 

"Truly?" The Priest took a moment to compose himself. "Very well. To start with, you should do your best to undo all the evil plots you've been... plotting."

3 hours ago, Dragonheir said:

"There are cracks in the Wall that let in its servants, and someone else - with no intention of killing the Witherlord, as far as I know - is also seeking out the paper to summon it." 

Editor Nameless appeared next to Rebus. "Excuse me, sir Rebus. I believe you are operating under a slight misconception about the Witherlord's imprisonment and the void between worlds."

12 hours ago, Sequence said:

Sequence blinked at him a few times, processing his somewhat alarming words. She decided it was okay for the moment, and clasped her hands together with a smile.

”Splendid! I could certainly do so, if you tell me a bit about the metal. I am a Narrator after all! I Narrate things… I like to think I’m rather good at it.”

”The surveillance network is… Perhaps a tad unnecessary, as I know about everything that goes on in this world at all times, but one can never be too careful I suppose.”

"Very well." A piece of paper bearing the specifications for the metal alloy appeared in Sequence's hands. "A mile-wide band in all directions around the vault should do."

4 hours ago, The Wyver said:

"Three whats? A prophecy? A cooking show??"

Nothing for you to worry about. Here, take a magic axe!

A magic axe appeared in front of Susie.

Edited September 1, 2025 by NameIess

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

6 minutes ago, NameIess said:

"Excellent." A small box appeared next to Cricket. "There you go."

"Truly?" The Priest took a moment to compose himself. "Very well. To start with, you should do your best to undo all the evil plots you've been... plotting."

Editor Nameless appeared next to Rebus. "Excuse me, sir Rebus. I believe you are operating under a slight misconception about the Witherlord's imprisonment and the void between worlds."

"Very well." A piece of paper bearing the specifications for the metal alloy appeared in Sequence's hands. "A mile-wide band in all directions around the vault should do."

Nothing for you to worry about. Here, take a magic axe!

A magic axe appeared in front of Susie.

"Agh!" The light in front of her faded fast. "Can you get out of my head? Wyverns are cool and all, but you're just annoying! Did you not realize I already have an axe?" Susie got out her polished axe and waved it around.

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, The Wyver said:

"Agh!" The light in front of her faded fast. "Can you get out of my head? Wyverns are cool and all, but you're just annoying! Did you not realize I already have an axe?" Susie got out her polished axe and waved it around.

The voice did not reply, although the axe in front of Susie did spontaneously burst into flame.

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

2 minutes ago, NameIess said:

The voice did not reply, although the axe in front of Susie did spontaneously burst into flame.

"Show-off."

[NameIess]

Just now, The Wyver said:

"Show-off."

"Oh, sure, insult the axe enchanted to burst into flame for doing exactly what it was designed to do!" The axe complained in a buzzy, metallic voice. "What did you want me to do, sit there while you insult me?"

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, NameIess said:

"Oh, sure, insult the axe enchanted to burst into flame for doing exactly what it was designed to do!" The axe complained in a buzzy, metallic voice. "What did you want me to do, sit there while you insult me?"

"Oh wow! You finally got out of my head!" She tapped her head. "...Right?"

[Keke They/he]

33 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

It's kind of his thing. He could do it. 

 

How?!?!

Cause depending on how depends on if it makes it past the protections

[xinoehp512 he/him]

7 hours ago, Hawks said:

Erryin grabbed Bacon's arm and pulled him to a far table. "Ok please explain whats going on? Why do you seem so... bewildered??? Whats wrong? Your genuinely scaring me."

A man in the corner wearing an elaborate hat began to play a stringed instrument. Haunting music filled the room.

"This place," said Bacon. "should not exist. It was destroyed a very, very long time ago. Now, it is just a memory."

He pulled out a mug and took a sip, face pensive. "But whatever it is you did... it brought that memory to life."

6 hours ago, Dragonheir said:

"That's a worthy aim - if you want some more lore, you could make a character who can serve as a window into my empire."

"I do, Bacon." Rebus grinned. "Almost everything works for me, if I take advantage of it the right way." 

"Your weapon is a piece of a corpse of a god, and even ordinary Chaotic Darkness can be formed into Mordite, a magical metal that can kill anything if it strikes true. Imagine what could be done with fragments of the Witherlord Mantle."

"It will never work, you know," said Bacon. "Deals with Fate never do."

[Keke They/he]

24 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

man in the corner wearing an elaborate hat began to play a stringed instrument. Haunting music filled the room.

"This place," said Bacon. "should not exist. It was destroyed a very, very long time ago. Now, it is just a memory."

He pulled out a mug and took a sip, face pensive. "But whatever it is you did... it brought that memory to life."

Erryin tightened their jaw. "And how long until the memory gets to the time period of destruction? And where would you have been during this memory?"

[xinoehp512 he/him]

22 minutes ago, Hawks said:

Erryin tightened their jaw. "And how long until the memory gets to the time period of destruction? And where would you have been during this memory?"

The music grew louder.

The player approached their table. He held the instrument, but despite the haunting melody, one could not see his fingers move.

He stopped at Bacon and Erryins table. His hair and eyes were black, and his clothes - other than his hat - were simple and formal. But despite all that, his face was unmistakable.

"Tell me," said Bacon's clone, "would you like to hear a story?"

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, xinoehp512 said:

The music grew louder.

The player approached their table. He held the instrument, but despite the haunting melody, one could not see his fingers move.

He stopped at Bacon and Erryins table. His hair and eyes were black, and his clothes - other than his hat - were simple and formal. But despite all that, his face was unmistakable.

"Tell me," said Bacon's clone, "would you like to hear a story?"

Dude this is storming creepy. Now I need to draw that (hehehegehehhe)

eeryins face widened mostly from unease. "Bacon... what do we do.. this guy is giving weird vibes"

[NameIess]

4 hours ago, The Wyver said:

"Oh wow! You finally got out of my head!" She tapped her head. "...Right?"

"No! I'm just an axe!" The axe said in an annoyed voice. "A gift from my Author, the one who was speaking in your mind." In a lower, but still clearly audible voice, the axe continued. "Just my luck too, to be created for an acerbic no-brained dinosaur thing. I hope she leaves me on the ground so a real hero can come along and use me properly."

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

5 hours ago, NameIess said:

"Very well." A piece of paper bearing the specifications for the metal alloy appeared in Sequence's hands. "A mile-wide band in all directions around the vault should do."

Sequence studied the paper for a moment, then nodded. A small globe appeared in her hand, and she touched it, though her hand passed through it slightly. With that action, a mile of rock around the chamber in all directions was transmuted into the specified alloy.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

4 hours ago, Hawks said:

Dude this is storming creepy. Now I need to draw that (hehehegehehhe)

eeryins face widened mostly from unease. "Bacon... what do we do.. this guy is giving weird vibes"

"What!" exclaimed the other-Bacon, leaning back on a stool that hadn't been there a moment ago. "Surely you don't mean to turn down a story, freely offered? Why, that would be terribly impolite!"

He smiled. His teeth were pearly white.

"Of course your story is welcome here," said Bacon, expression reserved. "Please forgive my companion's... hesitance."

"Well!" said the other-Bacon. "I suppose I can't fault them for that! The Dark Forest is a dangerous place, after all... one where only the wary survive, and even then not always. It is old, you know. Older than you, older than this inn, older than this kingdom. Even these mountains were not, when the Dark Forest first was. 

But our story does not start there. It does not start with this kingdom, a sanctuary from the darkness paid for in blood. No, our story starts with a girl.

Her name was Selene."

[Keke They/he]

6 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

What!" exclaimed the other-Bacon, leaning back on a stool that hadn't been there a moment ago. "Surely you don't mean to turn down a story, freely offered? Why, that would be terribly impolite!"

He smiled. His teeth were pearly white.

"Of course your story is welcome here," said Bacon, expression reserved. "Please forgive my companion's... hesitance."

"Well!" said the other-Bacon. "I suppose I can't fault them for that! The Dark Forest is a dangerous place, after all... one where only the wary survive, and even then not always. It is old, you know. Older than you, older than this inn, older than this kingdom. Even these mountains were not, when the Dark Forest first was. 

But our story does not start there. It does not start with this kingdom, a sanctuary from the darkness paid for in blood. No, our story starts with a girl.

Her name was Selene."

they recognized the name but stayed silent and listened closely

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

11 hours ago, NameIess said:

"No! I'm just an axe!" The axe said in an annoyed voice. "A gift from my Author, the one who was speaking in your mind." In a lower, but still clearly audible voice, the axe continued. "Just my luck too, to be created for an acerbic no-brained dinosaur thing. I hope she leaves me on the ground so a real hero can come along and use me properly."

"Yeah, no. My axe is cooler anyways." She jumped up and swung her axe in a great arc, causing a great wave of pink violent energy to cut through several trees before fading away. Several trees lay horizontally on the forest ground and Susie grinned.

Edited September 2, 2025 by The Wyver
"pink wiolent energy"

[NameIess]

10 hours ago, Sequence said:

Sequence studied the paper for a moment, then nodded. A small globe appeared in her hand, and she touched it, though her hand passed through it slightly. With that action, a mile of rock around the chamber in all directions was transmuted into the specified alloy.

"Excellent!" Sequence felt a sudden gust of cool air as fans kicked on. "Construction is preceding on schedule." Malevolence noted as lights turned on to reveal dozens of robots busily assembling a massive metallic structure in the center of the cavern. "The vault itself will be covered in my most advanced technology, shielded as best I can make it, guarded by my most powerful drones. Worst case scenario, I'll have devices in play to destroy the paper. That will move it elsewhere and hopefully give us time to reclaim it."

14 minutes ago, The Wyver said:

"Yeah, no. My axe is cooler anyways." She jumped up and swung her axe in a great arc, causing a great wave of pink violent energy to cut through several trees before fading away. Several trees lay horizontally on the forest ground and Susie grinned.

"That was pathetic." Muttered the axe. Then in a louder voice that dripped with condescension. "Very good. I see you don't need me at all. Well, it was pleasant meeting such a powerful young hero, but I'm sure you have important places to be."

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, NameIess said:

"Excellent!" Sequence felt a sudden gust of cool air as fans kicked on. "Construction is preceding on schedule." Malevolence noted as lights turned on to reveal dozens of robots busily assembling a massive metallic structure in the center of the cavern. "The vault itself will be covered in my most advanced technology, shielded as best I can make it, guarded by my most powerful drones. Worst case scenario, I'll have devices in play to destroy the paper. That will move it elsewhere and hopefully give us time to reclaim it."

"That was pathetic." Muttered the axe. Then in a louder voice that dripped with condescension. "Very good. I see you don't need me at all. Well, it was pleasant meeting such a powerful young hero, but I'm sure you have important places to be."

"Pathetic? Then let's see what you can do!" Susie gestured for the axe to perform something beyond fire.