The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2 hours ago, The Sly Cookie said:

Vigo smiles slyly. "What I did was not justice." Knight takes e5. "Justice is delivered by those with powers beyond me."

 

"But if you take a man's life in payment for himself, in turn, having taken that of another, is not that a kind of justice?" King-side castle.

[Keke They/he]

18 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

"But if you take a man's life in payment for himself, in turn, having taken that of another, is not that a kind of justice?" King-side castle.

Well technically the amount of murderers hasn’t gone down. Unless. The murderer kills other murderers and then it decreases and that’s how to justify murder

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, Hawks said:

Well technically the amount of murderers hasn’t gone down. Unless. The murderer kills other murderers and then it decreases and that’s how to justify murder

Depends on your definition of justice. I—and more importantly my character—prefer eye-for-an-eye justice

[Keke They/he]

14 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Depends on your definition of justice. I—and more importantly my character—prefer eye-for-an-eye justice

True, the muderers take a life. Many in fact. You (in this case accidently killed someone or killed them for revenge) are labeled as a murderer regardless. So, the best thing to do is go after other killers (who kill a lot like mass murderers and people who kill with no remorse) and kill them

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 minute ago, Hawks said:

True, the muderers take a life. Many in fact. You (in this case accidently killed someone or killed them for revenge) are labeled as a murderer regardless. So, the best thing to do is go after other killers (who kill a lot like mass murderers and people who kill with no remorse) and kill them

Or, y'know, just stop murdering people

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

Or, y'know, just stop murdering people

That's the boring method

[Keke They/he]

3 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

Or, y'know, just stop murdering people

Laaame

Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said:

That's the boring method

Exactly 

[Cookie Spren]

4 hours ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

"But if you take a man's life in payment for himself, in turn, having taken that of another, is not that a kind of justice?" King-side castle.

"I see... I guess I must clarify..." Vigo tilts his head up to look up at the ceiling and sighs. "Justice has both sides of the scale satisfied." He then looks back to Fas. "My side of the scale is far too heavy."

a2 Pawn to a3

@Kansas Stormcursed

Edited August 26, 2025 by The Sly Cookie

[Keke They/he]

5 hours ago, The Sly Cookie said:

"I see... I guess I must clarify..." Vigo tilts his head up to look up at the ceiling and sighs. "Justice has both sides of the scale satisfied." He then looks back to Fas. "My side of the scale is far too heavy."

a2 Pawn to a3

@Kansas Stormcursed

Ooohohoho teaaa. He killed HIS ENTIRE FAMILY MWHAHAHAHAHAHAH.... murder

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Guys im going crazy help

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My school doesnt have ac

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And its ️overpopulated️

 

 

 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

8 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

Randumb comment...

…ooh u should actually join tho there’s an opportunity coming up

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

5 hours ago, The Sly Cookie said:

"I see... I guess I must clarify..." Vigo tilts his head up to look up at the ceiling and sighs. "Justice has both sides of the scale satisfied." He then looks back to Fas. "My side of the scale is far too heavy."

a2 Pawn to a3

@Kansas Stormcursed

"Ah. That is most understandable. We all of us have an unbalanced scale." B4 bishop to d6.

[NameIess]

On 8/22/2025 at 11:54 PM, Dragonheir said:

The false Dreamsmith, unable to think of a sufficient lie, decided to at least mostly tell the truth. “You were gone; I was supposed to impersonate you. I made a few people items.” 

The Dreamsmith's eyes narrow. He takes a step forward, perhaps unconsciously. "Who?"

On 8/22/2025 at 11:13 PM, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Remembrance continues eating the corpse. “Let us start” God Killer said, going through the portal with Rememberance.

The portal opens up to a dark cavern filled with a horde of unspeakable creatures of the night.

"In my experience, the best way to learn is through trial and error!" Subversion's voice said cheerily. "If you bond closely enough with that Blade, you should be able to make it manifest in any form you desire. It will also give you all sorts of powers related to Impossible Odds, not just those that my Author interpreted as appropriate."

The unspeakable creatures of the night seemed shocked that someone had been foolish enough to enter their cavern so quickly, but they were quickly getting over it.

"I'd say good luck, but well... you already have as much as you need. Have fun!"

On 8/24/2025 at 3:07 PM, TwinStorm said:

Cricket stood on the edge of a cliff, mentally preparing himself for what came next. He didn't want to do this, but it had to be done. "Malevolence!" he called out. "I want to talk."

@NameIess

Malevolence appeared in a crackle of lightning. He wore a white suit contrasted by the black sword at his hip, and his eyes had lost much of their haunted look from earlier. There was still a certain unstable look to him, however. His jaw was clenched, his posture stiff, voice carefully controlled.

"Cricket. You wish to oppose Rebus's insane plan, I take it?"

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

Flower stops walking. It had been days since she started on this journey with her two companions but they were here she wasn’t sure where here was but it was important. The three travelers stood before a massive tree in the middle of a desert that formed a perfect circle and outside that perfect circle there was jungle. Flower stopped and sat at the root of the tree unsure what to do. After a minute she hears a voice based on the gasps around her the others do as well but she assumes theirs are different 

“child, you have returned”

flower passes out.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

8 minutes ago, NameIess said:

The Dreamsmith's eyes narrow. He takes a step forward, perhaps unconsciously. "Who?"

The portal opens up to a dark cavern filled with a horde of unspeakable creatures of the night.

"In my experience, the best way to learn is through trial and error!" Subversion's voice said cheerily. "If you bond closely enough with that Blade, you should be able to make it manifest in any form you desire. It will also give you all sorts of powers related to Impossible Odds, not just those that my Author interpreted as appropriate."

The unspeakable creatures of the night seemed shocked that someone had been foolish enough to enter their cavern so quickly, but they were quickly getting over it.

"I'd say good luck, but well... you already have as much as you need. Have fun!"

Malevolence appeared in a crackle of lightning. He wore a white suit contrasted by the black sword at his hip, and his eyes had lost much of their haunted look from earlier. There was still a certain unstable look to him, however. His jaw was clenched, his posture stiff, voice carefully controlled.

"Cricket. You wish to oppose Rebus's insane plan, I take it?"

"Hey, Love." Cricket sighed. He didn't want to side with him, but he didn't have much choice. "I don't really have much of a say in the matter. My wishes? More like my Author's bidding."

[NameIess]

Just now, TwinStorm said:

"Hey, Love." Cricket sighed. He didn't want to side with him, but he didn't have much choice. "I don't really have much of a say in the matter. My wishes? More like my Author's bidding."

"Ah, best not to offend the Authors." Malevolence shrugged. "If you wish to stop Rebus's current scheme, protect Bacon. He holds the key to the Witherlord's return."

[TwinStorm He/Him]

4 minutes ago, NameIess said:

"Ah, best not to offend the Authors." Malevolence shrugged. "If you wish to stop Rebus's current scheme, protect Bacon. He holds the key to the Witherlord's return."

Cricket paled visibly, memories racing through his head. Memories of a night in the mist, fighting withergeists. "I'll do it." he said quietly, steeling himself. "But we need to make a pact. Two of the most powerful men left on the Thread. Under no circumstances will we let Rebus summon the Witherlord."

[NameIess]

14 minutes ago, TwinStorm said:

Cricket paled visibly, memories racing through his head. Memories of a night in the mist, fighting withergeists. "I'll do it." he said quietly, steeling himself. "But we need to make a pact. Two of the most powerful men left on the Thread. Under no circumstances will we let Rebus summon the Witherlord."

Malevolence smiled thinly. "And so we work together again. I agree to this, Cricket. I can only hope we will be as successful in this venture as we were last time."

--

Meanwhile a rebellion against Rebus was brewing. Well, brewing was perhaps a bad term for it. Boiling over would be more accurate.

"DOWN WITH THE VILE SCUM OF THE EARTH!" Bellowed the resistance's leader. "DOWN WITH THE TYRANT, THE DESTROYER OF LOVE!" His followers cheered heartily, raising pitchforks and torches. "I WILL NOT REST UNTIL THAT MOST VILE BEING HAS BEEN UTTERLY DESTROYED, UNTIL HE RESIDES IN THE LOWEST PITS OF HELL THAT ARE HIS END!"

@Dragonheir

Edited August 27, 2025 by NameIess

[Cookie Spren]

1 hour ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

"Ah. That is most understandable. We all of us have an unbalanced scale." B4 bishop to d6.

Vigo picks the knight up and spins it in his fingers before setting it down with a satisfying snap as the glass piece connects with the surface of the board. e5 knight to c4.

He then looks up at Fas and pulls out a scroll of sorts. He begins to unravel it.

"Don't let me interrupt your turn, but..." He lays the paper out. It's a bounty. "Have you heard of someone with the vile name of 'Rebus', my friend?"

@Dragonheir

Edited August 27, 2025 by The Sly Cookie

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 hour ago, NameIess said:

The Dreamsmith's eyes narrow. He takes a step forward, perhaps unconsciously. "Who?"

The portal opens up to a dark cavern filled with a horde of unspeakable creatures of the night.

"In my experience, the best way to learn is through trial and error!" Subversion's voice said cheerily. "If you bond closely enough with that Blade, you should be able to make it manifest in any form you desire. It will also give you all sorts of powers related to Impossible Odds, not just those that my Author interpreted as appropriate."

The unspeakable creatures of the night seemed shocked that someone had been foolish enough to enter their cavern so quickly, but they were quickly getting over it.

"I'd say good luck, but well... you already have as much as you need. Have fun!"

Malevolence appeared in a crackle of lightning. He wore a white suit contrasted by the black sword at his hip, and his eyes had lost much of their haunted look from earlier. There was still a certain unstable look to him, however. His jaw was clenched, his posture stiff, voice carefully controlled.

"Cricket. You wish to oppose Rebus's insane plan, I take it?"

God Slayer quickly readied Rememberance. He knew exactly what he could do with this. Rememberance, originally a dark red sword, gained a gold trim. The dice disappeared from his hand, and symbols appeared on the blade.

Fire. Light. Good. Very malleable topics. His sword burned and burned bright, shedding light on the creatures of the night. He quickly waved his sword, spreading the extra bright fire all across the room and showing that these creatures were not as daunting as they may seem. After all, Impossible Odds can go either way.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

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Alright folks since Sandy and 18142 have returned to go help some aliens, I haven't been reading what's happened. 

Also the TLT wiki could really use some work. I'll see if I can add my characters.

 

[TwinStorm He/Him]

9 hours ago, NameIess said:

Malevolence smiled thinly. "And so we work together again. I agree to this, Cricket. I can only hope we will be as successful in this venture as we were last time."

--

Meanwhile a rebellion against Rebus was brewing. Well, brewing was perhaps a bad term for it. Boiling over would be more accurate.

"DOWN WITH THE VILE SCUM OF THE EARTH!" Bellowed the resistance's leader. "DOWN WITH THE TYRANT, THE DESTROYER OF LOVE!" His followers cheered heartily, raising pitchforks and torches. "I WILL NOT REST UNTIL THAT MOST VILE BEING HAS BEEN UTTERLY DESTROYED, UNTIL HE RESIDES IN THE LOWEST PITS OF HELL THAT ARE HIS END!"

@Dragonheir

Cricket sighed. "Swear it to me. By your Author."

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

8 hours ago, The Sly Cookie said:

Vigo picks the knight up and spins it in his fingers before setting it down with a satisfying snap as the glass piece connects with the surface of the board. e5 knight to c4.

He then looks up at Fas and pulls out a scroll of sorts. He begins to unravel it.

"Don't let me interrupt your turn, but..." He lays the paper out. It's a bounty. "Have you heard of someone with the vile name of 'Rebus', my friend?"

@Dragonheir

Fas sighs. "Right as it was getting good." He looks to Vigo. "I am aware of that name, yes." should've expected all roads to lead back to Rebus

9 hours ago, NameIess said:

Malevolence smiled thinly. "And so we work together again. I agree to this, Cricket. I can only hope we will be as successful in this venture as we were last time."

--

Meanwhile a rebellion against Rebus was brewing. Well, brewing was perhaps a bad term for it. Boiling over would be more accurate.

"DOWN WITH THE VILE SCUM OF THE EARTH!" Bellowed the resistance's leader. "DOWN WITH THE TYRANT, THE DESTROYER OF LOVE!" His followers cheered heartily, raising pitchforks and torches. "I WILL NOT REST UNTIL THAT MOST VILE BEING HAS BEEN UTTERLY DESTROYED, UNTIL HE RESIDES IN THE LOWEST PITS OF HELL THAT ARE HIS END!"

@Dragonheir

Well this will be interesting. Before I try this, would Cep be able to pull Malevolence into his mindscape, or can Malevolence somehow resist that?

3 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

 

Yeah I need to add Cep, too, but I'm waiting a bit so as not to spoil some character arc stuff

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Randumber comment.

Although maybe I am just torturing you.

Or maybe I'm just making this thread even longer

[Keke They/he]

10 hours ago, Honors ghost said:

Flower stops walking. It had been days since she started on this journey with her two companions but they were here she wasn’t sure where here was but it was important. The three travelers stood before a massive tree in the middle of a desert that formed a perfect circle and outside that perfect circle there was jungle. Flower stopped and sat at the root of the tree unsure what to do. After a minute she hears a voice based on the gasps around her the others do as well but she assumes theirs are different 

“child, you have returned”

flower passes out.

Ooh can i make a character to join

9 hours ago, The Sly Cookie said:

Vigo picks the knight up and spins it in his fingers before setting it down with a satisfying snap as the glass piece connects with the surface of the board. e5 knight to c4.

He then looks up at Fas and pulls out a scroll of sorts. He begins to unravel it.

"Don't let me interrupt your turn, but..." He lays the paper out. It's a bounty. "Have you heard of someone with the vile name of 'Rebus', my friend?"

@Dragonheir

OOOOH ITS GETTING SPICTY 

sorry i have nothing better to do with my life then read others role plays and comment on them

4 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

 

…. Theres a wiki?

7 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

Randumber comment.

Although maybe I am just torturing you.

Or maybe I'm just making this thread even longer

I saiiiid a green bird lands on your head and pecks it

[NerdSandwich she/her]

And I acknowledge that. However, it is completely useless to complain. Life's not about pain, it's about...something else.

idk

Edited August 27, 2025 by YouCantHaveMySandwich
idk