The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

14 hours ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

"That's a good question. Hang on, lemme check." Once again, Cep seems to fold in on himself, disappearing with a pop. A minute later, he reappears. "Ah don' think so. Tha most ah could figure is that they don't like the orbs for some reason, but they don' think the orbs are gonna hurt them...so ah'm not really sure why they're afraid of them. Ah did catch one voice reference 'before', but ah couldn't dig more outta them." Cep looks at his empty glass, then snags another off a nearby table and takes a drink.

Taeidin drums his fingers on the table. 

"So the voices are like a separate entity? How many are there?" 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

10 minutes ago, epl2 said:

Taeidin drums his fingers on the table. 

"So the voices are like a separate entity? How many are there?" 

"Ah don' know fer sure, but somewhere 'round ten or fifteen, ah'd guess. They're not all active at the same time, so it's hard to get a good count."

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

6 minutes ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

"Ah don' know fer sure, but somewhere 'round ten or fifteen, ah'd guess. They're not all active at the same time, so it's hard to get a good count."

"And what do they sound like? Do they have the same accent as you?" 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, epl2 said:

"And what do they sound like? Do they have the same accent as you?" 

"Naw, i's like each one is from a differemt person."

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

4 minutes ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

"Naw, i's like each one is from a differemt person."

"Well, that is unexpected. So you've just been riding the wave?"

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, epl2 said:

"Well, that is unexpected. So you've just been riding the wave?"

"Pretty much. It honestly ne'er occurred to me that there was summat odd about the voices."

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

3 minutes ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

"Pretty much. It honestly ne'er occurred to me that there was summat odd about the voices."

"And nobody you've talked to since waking up questioned you about them?" 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2 minutes ago, epl2 said:

"And nobody you've talked to since waking up questioned you about them?" 

"Some thought it was odd, but ah don' guess it's particularly obvious when they're not bein' loud an' obnoxious. Plus they were occupied with other stuff."

[Mags she/they]

On 4/25/2025 at 12:38 PM, Through The Living Glass said:

All good

". . . Alright. If you're sure."

Utility set Folen down on the weird, spongy ground. @Bird Furious

"To celebrate the 4000th page of the Thread."

On 4/25/2025 at 12:48 PM, Bird Furious said:

Xanther appeared. "Just waiting for you to say the word, miss! Just waiting for you to say the word. Hello again!" He grabbed her hand and shook it eagerly, then did the same to Bat. 

-

She kissed him for a moment, then pulled back. Keeping hold of his hand, she started down a small pebbled path. 

Which was the problem. 

She gave up and returned to the party. 

It was indeed very weird spongey ground. The red veins in the black stone beneath Folen grew larger, glowing. 

The cry sounded again, mournful. It was getting closer. 

Folen bounced on his heals a little, testing the weird surface. "What a truly strange place . . . I wonder what those red vine things are."

He crouched down to examine them, but didn't touch. "Have either of you ever seen something like this?" He asked Utility and Boy. @Terrisman

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

24 minutes ago, Mag said:

Folen bounced on his heals a little, testing the weird surface. "What a truly strange place . . . I wonder what those red vine things are."

He crouched down to examine them, but didn't touch. "Have either of you ever seen something like this?" He asked Utility and Boy. @Terrisman

*heels*

The veins grew a little larger when he crouched near them. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

1 hour ago, Bird Furious said:

Bat...

couldn't do this. 

"Let's go back to the caverns," he said. "Find stuff out. Xanther will probably come too, or send a clone."

Symbol shrugged. "It's cherry cola. That's how I Narrated it." 

"I've had cherry cola before," said Bacon. "This is... well, chemically, identical to cherry cola. But there's something more! I'm sure of it!"

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 hours ago, Bird Furious said:

Bat...

couldn't do this. 

"Let's go back to the caverns," he said. "Find stuff out. Xanther will probably come too, or send a clone."

Bat . . .

She sighed and stood.

Alright. Let's go.

1 hour ago, Mag said:

Folen bounced on his heals a little, testing the weird surface. "What a truly strange place . . . I wonder what those red vine things are."

He crouched down to examine them, but didn't touch. "Have either of you ever seen something like this?" He asked Utility and Boy. @Terrisman

36 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

*heels*

The veins grew a little larger when he crouched near them. 

"Not before today," Utility replied.

26 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"I've had cherry cola before," said Bacon. "This is... well, chemically, identical to cherry cola. But there's something more! I'm sure of it!"

There was some edible glitter in it.

It was all over his face now.

[Mags she/they]

53 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

*heels*

The veins grew a little larger when he crouched near them. 

hehehehe I'm not gonna fix it

Folen waved at the veins. "Hello there! You wouldn't happen to be able to talk, would you?"

15 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Bat . . .

She sighed and stood.

Alright. Let's go.

"Not before today," Utility replied.

There was some edible glitter in it.

It was all over his face now.

"Alas, we'll have to figure out what's going on ourselves I suppose."

[Belandrius Ohhmar He/Him]

On 4/27/2025 at 1:18 AM, Bel Oh said:

a man watches from the corner he seems to be made from cubes wearing blue clothing he has Brown skin and dark hair he is also wearing grey shoes in his had is a perfectly sculpted cube of dirt

The man begins to build a dirt house

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

6 minutes ago, Mag said:

"Alas, we'll have to figure out what's going on ourselves I suppose."

He nodded and floated in the direction of the wailing.

2 minutes ago, Bel Oh said:

The man begins to build a dirt house

Utility had greeted the man already.

"What is your name?"

[Mags she/they]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

He nodded and floated in the direction of the wailing.

Utility had greeted the man already.

"What is your name?"

"Don't wander too far, my friend, you might get eaten by wolves." Folen stood to study the horizon.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, Mag said:

"Don't wander too far, my friend, you might get eaten by wolves." Folen stood to study the horizon.

He smirked in the darkness.

"Of all of us, I think I am the most prepared to deal with aggressive outside threats."

[Mags she/they]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

He smirked in the darkness.

"Of all of us, I think I am the most prepared to deal with aggressive outside threats."

"Mostly likely! But it would still be distressing. Not to mention if wolves at all present, I'll be eaten if you aren't."

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, Mag said:

"Mostly likely! But it would still be distressing. Not to mention if wolves at all present, I'll be eaten if you aren't."

"True. I don't intend to let that happen, however."

Edited April 28, 2025 by Through The Living Glass

[Mags she/they]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

"True. I don't intend to let that happen, however."

"Good luck with that, I'm an expert at being unsafe." Folen smiled like it was a challenge.

Edited April 28, 2025 by Mag

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Mag said:

"Good luck with that, I'm an expert at being unsafe." Folen smiled like it was a challenge.

"I suppose you did come here only to find something stupid to do . . ."

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 hour ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

"Some thought it was odd, but ah don' guess it's particularly obvious when they're not bein' loud an' obnoxious. Plus they were occupied with other stuff."

Taeidin nods. 

"So, what do you think? Why were we teleported to this party?" 

[Belandrius Ohhmar He/Him]

13 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Utility had greeted the man already.

"What is your name?"

he just stares and continues building

Edited April 28, 2025 by Bel Oh

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, Bel Oh said:

he just stares and continues building

Utility tapped him on the shoulder.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

5 minutes ago, epl2 said:

Taeidin nods. 

"So, what do you think? Why were we teleported to this party?" 

Cep blinks. "Well, ah jus' folded the invitation like it said...D'yeh think there's an important reason we're here? Said summat 'bout 4000 pages and Thread, which seems like it's talkin' 'bout time, though it's a funny way o' talkin 'bout that."