The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

A bird suddenly swooped down and ate the sandwich, then flew away.

This is so chaotic I love it lol

The sandwich telepathically wails in pain. A pterodactyl suddenly swooped down and ate the bird, then flew away. 

Just now, WhiteHairedDrifter said:

"CRAZY?! ME?!?!" I become considerable huffy at this point and the next few noises that come out of my mouth are utterly unintelligible.

"Maybe, but I'm crazier than the other one who is crazier than I am."

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Dragonheir said:

The sandwich telepathically wails in pain. A pterodactyl suddenly swooped down and ate the bird, then flew away. 

Rather unfortunate, indeed.

[echo74 she/her]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Five more birds swooped into the room and started gobbling down even more sandwiches.

"HEY!" Celena said, finishing the sixteen sandwiches. She found a rolling pin and started whacking the birds. "STAY. AWAY. FROM. MY. SANDWICHESSSS!!!"

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, echo74 said:

"HEY!" Celena said, finishing the sixteen sandwiches. She found a rolling pin and started whacking the birds. "STAY. AWAY. FROM. MY. SANDWICHESSSS!!!"

The birds squawked in annoyance (and pain), and summoned even more of their bird friends to come eat sandwiches.

The room was suddenly full of angry, hungry birds.

[𝖂𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖊]

2 minutes ago, Dragonheir said:

The sandwich telepathically wails in pain. A pterodactyl suddenly swooped down and ate the bird, then flew away. 

"Maybe, but I'm crazier than the other one who is crazier than I am."

"I--" I pause a moment to consider this. "Is eating you still an option?" I am thoroughly befuddled by this point.

 

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

4 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Five more birds swooped into the room and started gobbling down even more sandwiches.

The pterodactyl swooped into the room and started gobbling down even more birds. 

Rebus grins at Ryss (@Ancient Elantrian). "Is this close?" 

[echo74 she/her]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

The birds squawked in annoyance (and pain), and summoned even more of their bird friends to come eat sandwiches.

The room was suddenly full of angry, hungry birds.

Celena wielded her rolling pin, ready to defend her sandwiches. "Don't even think about it."

[TwinStorm He/Him]

5 minutes ago, Dragonheir said:

The sandwich would nod eagerly, but it is a sandwich. "I can? That would be nice, so nobody eats me." 

Template smiles again, springing to their feet. "What would? You're welcome, fellow crazy person." 

“Well, maybe. I’m not entirely sure. I’ve only been a Narrator for a couple days. I can ask Bacon if you want.”

2 minutes ago, echo74 said:

"HEY!" Celena said, finishing the sixteen sandwiches. She found a rolling pin and started whacking the birds. "STAY. AWAY. FROM. MY. SANDWICHESSSS!!!"

you cannot have my sandwiches?

4 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

The ropes vanished. 

“You shall perish,” she snarled, “In shadow and fire. The fire that cleanses the land will cleanse you from it!”

Oop mb

“I’m okay.” He resisted the urge to look toward Stone. “I’m… I’m really glad you’re not dead.” He pulled out a very nice leather eyepatch. “You wanted one of these, right?”

Trellin paused. “No thanks.”

“Thanks!” he said, smiling tiredly and pulling the eyepatch on. “Why did you have this?”

5 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

A bird suddenly swooped down and ate the sandwich, then flew away.

This is so chaotic I love it lol

This is becoming bftS 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

5 minutes ago, WhiteHairedDrifter said:

"CRAZY?! ME?!?!" I become considerable huffy at this point and the next few noises that come out of my mouth are utterly unintelligible.

Lady Bug appeared next to him. “Crazy? What’s wrong with crazy??”

Just now, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

“Thanks!” he said, smiling tiredly and pulling the eyepatch on. “Why did you have this?”

“I try to keep a little of everything. Bandages, eyepatches, burn ointment, you name it.”

[echo74 she/her]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

“Well, maybe. I’m not entirely sure. I’ve only been a Narrator for a couple days. I can ask Bacon if you want.”

you cannot have my sandwiches?

Trellin paused. “No thanks.”

“Thanks!” he said, smiling tiredly and pulling the eyepatch on. “Why did you have this?”

This is becoming bftS 

celena's in her dalinar era

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

1 minute ago, WhiteHairedDrifter said:

"I--" I pause a moment to consider this. "Is eating you still an option?" I am thoroughly befuddled by this point.

 

Template grins madly. "Sure! I don't know if it will work, though." 

1 minute ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

This is becoming bftS 

True. Although most of the sandwiches, including the telepathic one, seem to have been eaten. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, Dragonheir said:

The pterodactyl swooped into the room and started gobbling down even more birds. 

The birds suddenly vanished.

Or were they ever there at all . . . ?

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

you cannot have my sandwiches?

STOp

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

This is becoming bftS 

fr

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

The birds suddenly vanished.

Or were they ever there at all . . . ?

The pterodactyl sadly flies away. Suddenly, a wyvern swooped down and ate it. 

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

The birds suddenly vanished.

Or were they ever there at all . . . ?

STOp

fr

NEVER

1 minute ago, Dragonheir said:

Template grins madly. "Sure! I don't know if it will work, though." 

True. Although most of the sandwiches, including the telepathic one, seem to have been eaten. 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

3 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

Lady Bug appeared next to him. “Crazy? What’s wrong with crazy??”

“I try to keep a little of everything. Bandages, eyepatches, burn ointment, you name it.”

“That’s… a great idea. I probably should have a first aid kit. You don’t have any… painkiller, do you?”

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

NEVER

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

“That’s… a great idea. I probably should have a first aid kit. You don’t have any… painkiller, do you?”

“Of course.” He handed him a chalky little pill.

[echo74 she/her]

4 minutes ago, Dragonheir said:

Template grins madly. "Sure! I don't know if it will work, though." 

True. Although most of the sandwiches, including the telepathic one, seem to have been eaten. 

"Well. That... is not very fun."

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, Halcyon The Only said:

“Of course.” He handed him a chalky little pill.

He swallowed it immediately. “Thanks. Did Stone hurt you at all?”

[𝖂𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖊]

2 minutes ago, Dragonheir said:

Template grins madly. "Sure! I don't know if it will work, though." 

True. Although most of the sandwiches, including the telepathic one, seem to have been eaten. 

"..." I sigh and sit down on a stump to rethink my life choices. What is happening? Did this all really start with no more than a sandwich? Where did this stump come from? Are birds even real?

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

Just now, echo74 said:

"Well. That... is not very fun."

"I agree!" Template declares. 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

He swallowed it immediately. “Thanks. Did Stone hurt you at all?”

He shook his head and moved his shirt slightly so Crricket could see his tattoos. Several of them had swirled together to make a black circle the size of a bullet. 

[echo74 she/her]

2 minutes ago, Dragonheir said:

"I agree!" Template declares. 

"Thanks." She looked around for Trellin. @Ookla the Irreplaceable "What now?"

[TwinStorm He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

He shook his head and moved his shirt slightly so Crricket could see his tattoos. Several of them had swirled together to make a black circle the size of a bullet. 

“Wow. Those.. tattoos protect you?”

2 minutes ago, echo74 said:

"Thanks." She looked around for Trellin. @Ookla the Irreplaceable "What now?"

“Your time is up! Seventy sandwiches?”

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

“Wow. Those.. tattoos protect you?”

“Your time is up! Seventy sandwiches?”

“They’re not supposed to! But… they did, I guess.” He frowned. “So… yeah. I don’t know.”

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, Halcyon The Only said:

“They’re not supposed to! But… they did, I guess.” He frowned. “So… yeah. I don’t know.”

“That’s… interesting. Did it protect you from where Stone, you know, hit you during the fight?”

[echo74 she/her]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

“Wow. Those.. tattoos protect you?”

“Your time is up! Seventy sandwiches?”

"Well... they kinda... got eaten."