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Through the Living Heir

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1 hour ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

Well, do you care about anyone?

“I’ve existed for less than a day, so I don’t really know anyone well.” 

17 minutes ago, Ookla the Cookie Collector said:

It's quite literally impossible to get into the Maelstrom considering it is a sealed prison realm, sealed by the Gods of Celestia.

Wait… why does the Emperor have to fight it then? 
Rebus waits for the disembodied voice to actually lay out its terms. 

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Through The Living Glass

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Just now, Ookla the Inquisitive said:

Template nods. “If you believe not caring about anyone will make my life better, I will endeavor not to do so.” 

I think caring about people makes life worth it, actually. You could try making some friends, if you want to.

Through the Living Heir

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1 minute ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

I think caring about people makes life worth it, actually. You could try making some friends, if you want to.

“I think I should do that, then. First I should figure out what I am, though. Maybe I will make friends through doing that.” 

Through The Living Glass

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1 minute ago, Ookla the Inquisitive said:

“I think I should do that, then. First I should figure out what I am, though. Maybe I will make friends through doing that.” 

You're a template, I suppose. A basis, meant to become someone else.

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46 minutes ago, Ookla the Inquisitive said:

Wait… why does the Emperor have to fight it then? 

because the seal wanes in power. You should read the link about the Emperor that's in my signature.

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6 hours ago, Ookla the Inquisitive said:

Template nods. “I believe it took over a hour for it to wear off the last time, and that was with an added variable. But we shall see.” 

Yes, in the meantime, we should test if someone thinking a description of you will have a similar effect.

4 hours ago, Ookla the Cookie Collector said:

The Emperor looks around. "Where am I! Why did you bring me here!" He yells over the sound.

There is no answer. An indistinct figure approaches the emperor, running with desperation. "My Emperor! They are too many. What shall we do?"

10 minutes ago, Ookla the Arbiter said:

Hacob stood there, waiting to see if the traveler wanted to continue this conversation.

The traveler doesn't say anything.

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30 minutes ago, Ookla the nostealnamepls said:

Yes, in the meantime, we should test if someone thinking a description of you will have a similar effect.

There is no answer. An indistinct figure approaches the emperor, running with desperation. "My Emperor! They are too many. What shall we do?"

The traveler doesn't say anything.

"Is there anything else you want to ask me?"

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7 hours ago, Ookla the Cookie Collector said:

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no." He says shaking his head in distress looking at his shattered vials and spectacles. His face looks extremely worried. "No.... I." He stutters. "I. I don't want glory. I'm a mercenary and I'm just looking for any uninhabited areas across the planes. I was tasked by the Emperor to go on a colonization expedition and now that my vials are gone.... Now that they're gone. I can't finish my job. I'm royally wanked if I don't get back to him soon." He looks as if he's going to cry.

Please don't just narrate this away, any one who reads this. I want Sylas to be a character with flaws that he has to work through and if he just magics all of his problems away, he can't have any character development.

"Laws are put in place to keep those who do things from doing them. But they also exist for those smart enough to bend them." The voice gives a raspy laugh. "Demon or not, Asher, I can help you...." It stings like a nest of hornets in your head.

The Emperor looks around. "Where am I! Why did you bring me here!" He yells over the sound.

The man sighed. “Another one. Lock him up with the rest of the loons.” 

Three people came forward and took hold of him. 

5 hours ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

All good!

Yeah, I can. Don't worry. He gave her a brief hug before turning back to Nethek.

So, Nethek, have you been to your father's in the past day or so . . . ?

Well, do you care about anyone?

I haven’t seen him since we left. What… what happened? 

NameIess

NameIess

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2 hours ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

She poked her again.

"Okay."

 

2 hours ago, Ookla the Arbiter said:

"Is there anything else you want to ask me?"

“No, not really.” The traveler shrugs. “No point in it.”

Through the Living Heir

Through the Living Heir he/him

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53 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

You're a template, I suppose. A basis, meant to become someone else.

“It is my name. How would I do that?” 

14 minutes ago, Ookla the Cookie Collector said:

because the seal wanes in power. You should read the link about the Emperor that's in my signature.

Yeah, that makes sense. 
Rebus began to walk away, trying to snub the obviously evil voice into either leaving him alone or actually giving him information. 

Through The Living Glass

Through The Living Glass She/They

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51 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

I haven’t seen him since we left. What… what happened? 

Uh . . . let's just say, he's not going to be messing with the spirits anymore . . .

38 minutes ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

Cricket sighed, wondering if the Enuller would follow up. How's it been since I've left, Tam? He sent. Have you found Beosta's siblings?

@Ookla the Inconclusive @Ookla the Bacon

Oh! Hey, Cricket . . . um, do you know someone named Fael?

34 minutes ago, Ookla the nostealnamepls said:

“No, not really.” The traveler shrugs. “No point in it.”

Tam continued poking her.

10 minutes ago, Ookla the Inquisitive said:

“It is my name. How would I do that?” 

Not sure. Adventure? Explore? Stuff like that.

TwinStorm

TwinStorm He/Him

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1 minute ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

Uh . . . let's just say, he's not going to be messing with the spirits anymore . . .

Oh! Hey, Cricket . . . um, do you know someone named Fael?

Tam continued poking her.

Not sure. Adventure? Explore? Stuff like that.

Cricket froze. Yeah… I did. Why? Have you seen her? He added hurriedly.

TwinStorm

TwinStorm He/Him

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7 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

She's standing right next to me.

Cricket sighed. What has she said about me?

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