The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 hours ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

Cricket, who was still a crab, requested to be a human again.

Tam did so, if no one had yet.

2 hours ago, Ookla the nostealnamepls said:

”The opera? Eh, sounds boring. Wouldn’t it be more fun to plan how to ruin Beosta and Shoe’s relationship?”

"Rude."

2 hours ago, Ookla the Bacon said:

"Alright," said Bacon, opening a portal. "Let's go save- I mean, watch some opera!"

Tam followed (and so did the little sand person).

Well, a version of her did.

The other one stayed behind.

Edited December 3, 2024 by Ookla the Inconclusive

[Cookie Spren]

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Bacon said:

The ninja breadmunks guzzled the vials.

Sylas stands in awe shaking his head. "Bloody bollocking bricks! Those cost a fortune" He stands devastated.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

Tam did so, if no one had yet.

"Rude."

Tam followed (and so did the little sand person).

Well, a version of her did.

The other one stayed behind.

Cricket smiled. "Thanks, glad to see you're short again."

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

"Excellent, and... what should I put as your full name?" he asked, holding up a sheaf. "I'm taking a survey."

“Lady Bug!”

1 hour ago, Ookla the Cookie Collector said:

The man approaches pulling his cowl from his head, revealing his pale face wearing round spectacles over his icy blue eyes. His shoulder length black hair blows faintly in the wind and he has a hint of a smile on his lips. The wind flows through his ash grey cloak also revealing his clothing underneath. He wears dress pants and a button up shirt (Both black), leaving the last button undone allowing the tattoo of two playing cards (The Ace of Spades and The Joker) to be shown. Over top he wears a scarlet vest and across his chest is a bandolier holding several vials of multicolored liquids and a pouch resting against his right thigh. His belt holds a sheath for a rapier that knocks against his left leg as he walks. "Pleased to know that there are people to greet me in a new place" He says with  smile. "My name is Sylas Withrand. What a pleasure to meet you." He brings up his hand to shake.

 

Also you can go ahead and check if this was AI all you guys want, but it won't do you any good because it wasn't. I happen to be a Dungeon Master for my friends and I've been doing it for 5 years. That's the only reason I'm able to think of this stuff off the top of my head. It takes a lot of practice.

She vigorously shook his hand. 

50 minutes ago, Ookla the Bacon said:

Oh, it's more than just an RP thread!

A little ways away, a cloud of green insects buzzed through the air.

Right you are.

”Ooo. Shiny.”

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Cookie Collector said:

Sylas stands in awe shaking his head. "Bloody bollocking bricks! Those cost a fortune" He stands devastated.

“Here!” Lady Bug handed him new vials.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

Cricket smiled. "Thanks, glad to see you're short again."

"Excuse me?" she said as she dragged Bat over.

Edited December 3, 2024 by Ookla the Inconclusive

[TwinStorm He/Him]

1 minute ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

“Lady Bug!”

She vigorously shook his hand. 

Right you are.

”Ooo. Shiny.”

“Here!” Lady Bug handed him new vials.

"Perfect. Thank you for answering."

Just now, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

"Excuse me?"

"As a tiny little crab you looked like a giant. Glad to see you're short again. Some things always stay the same."

[Cookie Spren]

3 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

“Here!” Lady Bug handed him new vials.

"Wh-h-whe-where.... Where did you get those?" He looks at the vials in shock.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

"Excuse me?" she said as she dragged Bat over.

Bat didn’t look like he minded very much. He pet his bird. 

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

"Perfect. Thank you for answering."

She scoffed. “Whatever.”

Just now, Ookla the Cookie Collector said:

"Wh-h-whe-where.... Where did you get those?" He looks at the vials in shock.

“Narrated them!”

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

3 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

Bat didn’t look like he minded very much. He pet his bird. 

Tam grinned at him.

He's really not so bad.

7 minutes ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

"As a tiny little crab you looked like a giant. Glad to see you're short again. Some things always stay the same."

She glared at him and made herself taller then he was.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

Tam grinned at him.

He's really not so bad.

She glared at him and made herself taller then he was.

"Oh?" he asked. "Well, just remember, you'll always be short how you really are."

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

"Oh?" he asked. "Well, just remember, you'll always be short how you really are."

WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO MEEEE 

She growled and made him shorter, then went back to her normal height.

"There," she said, looking down at him smugly.

"How's that?"

[TwinStorm He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO MEEEE 

She growled and made him shorter, then went back to her normal height.

"There," she said, looking down at him smugly.

"How's that?"

"Explain how I was taller than you an hour ago, then."

cause it's funny

Edited December 3, 2024 by Ookla the Irreplaceable

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

"Explain how I was taller than you an hour ago, then."

"Easy! I was a crab."

nooooooooo

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

"No matter what you do, I'll always be taller." he replied smugly.

"False. I'm taller now."

She made him even shorter.

[Cookie Spren]

8 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

“Narrated them!”

Sylas cocks an eyebrow. "Narrated them? I have yet to understand this godly power you speak of." He shakes his head back and forth in unbelief.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

"Easy! I was a crab."

nooooooooo

"False. I'm taller now."

She made him even shorter.

"Not a hour ago. That was when we went to the farmhouse. And I'm still taller, cause, face it, you made me shorter. I should be taller than you."

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

4 minutes ago, Ookla the Cookie Collector said:

Sylas cocks an eyebrow. "Narrated them? I have yet to understand this godly power you speak of." He shakes his head back and forth in unbelief.

Tam snapped her fingers (making sure he could see) and a horse appeared beside her.

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

"Not a hour ago. That was when we went to the farmhouse. And I'm still taller, cause, face it, you made me shorter. I should be taller than you."

She sighed and shrunk him to two inches tall.

"Maybe," she grinned. "But I'll take what I can get when I can get it."

How tall is he?

I already know Tam's height, so.

Edited December 3, 2024 by Ookla the Inconclusive

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

Tam snapped her fingers (making sure he could see) and a horse appeared beside her.

She sighed and shrunk him to two inches tall.

"Maybe," she grinned. "But I'll take what I can get when I can get it."

How tall is he?

I already know Tam's height, so.

he's like 6'4" soooooo

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

he's like 6'4" soooooo

*sputters*

qhefuvfi 6'4"?!?!

well not anymore he isn't

dang

UGH

how tall are you?

Edited December 3, 2024 by Ookla the Inconclusive

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

*sputters*

qhefuvfi 6'4"?!?!

well not anymore he isn't

dang

UGH

how tall are you?

like 5'8" but I'm a sophomore

I'm short 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

like 5'8" but I'm a sophomore

I'm short 

heheh

you're Tam's height

heheh

[TwinStorm He/Him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

heheh

you're Tam's height

heheh

that's sad 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

that's sad 

lol

No it's not 

'Kay back to the story! How'd Cricket react?

[xinoehp512 he/him]

26 minutes ago, Ookla the Cookie Collector said:

Sylas stands in awe shaking his head. "Bloody bollocking bricks! Those cost a fortune" He stands devastated.

The ninja breadmunks were shocked by Sylas's language. Before they could object, however, an elite Ghanderflaffle strike force arrived to do battle.

23 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

“Lady Bug!”

She vigorously shook his hand. 

Right you are.

”Ooo. Shiny.”

“Here!” Lady Bug handed him new vials.

"Beautiful but deadly. See that person they're chasing? That's Subversion."

-

Bacon poked his head through the portal. "You coming, Tam?" @Ookla the Inconclusive

7 minutes ago, Ookla the Cookie Collector said:

Sylas cocks an eyebrow. "Narrated them? I have yet to understand this godly power you speak of." He shakes his head back and forth in unbelief.

"Whatever we will becomes reality!"

Bacon Narrated Sylas a party hat for emphasis.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Bacon said:

Bacon poked his head through the portal. "You coming, Tam?" @Ookla the Inconclusive

 

"Uh . . . Bacon, I'm already here," she said, standing behind him.

Edited December 3, 2024 by Ookla the Inconclusive

[TwinStorm He/Him]

8 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

Tam snapped her fingers (making sure he could see) and a horse appeared beside her.

She sighed and shrunk him to two inches tall.

"Maybe," she grinned. "But I'll take what I can get when I can get it."

How tall is he?

I already know Tam's height, so.

He rolled his eyes. Believe that. he said, mostly cause she probably couldn't hear his voice if his lungs were that small.