The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[kpShadowFox He/Him]

A rumbling in the distance, and as everyone turns to look, an avalanche of ~1 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 pineapples appears.

[NameIess]

18 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

Selppaenip reached the impact site and investigated.

At the center of the impact crater lay a glowing chunk of metal that periodically shot off sparks that warped spacetime around them, causing portals to open and close randomly in the vicinity of the crash sight.

... regarded the metal, then nodded, eyes flickering towards Subversion for a fraction of a moment. "That's convenient. Narrator, I suppose you can use your powers to make this thing take us where we need to go?"

On 11/2/2024 at 11:42 PM, Immortal Platypus said:

"So do you know which Blades they are? Don't tell me what they are if you do, I don't want it uttered on the thread."

"I do. And I shall keep that secret, for now. But the secret of the Blade's identity may soon come to an end." The Dreamsmith sighed. "Platypus, do you understand the real danger of these Plotblades? The trial Omen gave you, that was a possible future in which only one of the Blades were found. Holding one of those Plotblades, anything is possible. No laws will bind you." The glow of the Dreamsmith's eyes brightened, then dimmed, and a wistful expression formed on his face. "You could achieve your heart's greatest desire, and perhaps... perhaps you could even put it down afterwards."

On 11/2/2024 at 11:42 PM, Immortal Platypus said:

"Somewhat. It seems my Author missed some clues, but a different Author clued him in. You might have already known it."

The Brave Adventurer pulled out his iridescent watch and began polishing it. "I... was not aware that there was any particular secret in my predecessor's identity. Would you be so kind as to share this secret?"

On 11/3/2024 at 10:36 AM, xinoehp512 said:

TP scooped her up onto his back and tromped over to where the Brave Adventurers were tying up the Great Wizard.

[What do you think you're doing?] he rumbled menacingly.

The General appeared distracted by something, but the Valiant One quickly stepped between Gail and TP and the Great Wizard. "We are taking this criminal into custody." A ring of Brave Adventurers fanned out and began surrounding the pair of heroes. "Just as we're about to do to you. Surrender peacefully, unless you wish to die in the face of insurmountable odds."

The General, who had overcome her surprise at the sudden reversal of the Ghanderflaffle empire's direction, spun her maces threateningly.

1 hour ago, Sequence said:

Sequence jumped, nearly falling out of her rocking chair. "Oh! Goodness gracious! Hello! You must be the uh... Brave Adventurer, yes?" She stood up from her chair, dusting herself off a bit before extending a hand to the Brave Adventurer. "Yes, I did invite you! Lovely to meet you!"

The Brave Adventurer shook her hand. "Likewise, likewise. So, for what purpose did a distinguished person such as yourself wish to meet with me?"

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

59 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

Beosta liked pineapples, so she tucked one away for later. 

Shoe also took one.

Tam made a tiny hat out of one of the pineapples and put it on Livetha. "Aww!"

[kpShadowFox He/Him]

"PINEAPPLE AVALANCHE!!!" Natsu screams while pointing off into the distance

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

6 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Shoe also took one.

Tam made a tiny hat out of one of the pineapples and put it on Livetha. "Aww!"

Livetha squeaked and jumped onto Tam. I like you, human girl. 

5 minutes ago, kpShadowFox said:

"PINEAPPLE AVALANCHE!!!" Natsu screams while pointing off into the distance

“Oh. I guess we better teleport again,” Beosta said. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

16 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

Livetha squeaked and jumped onto Tam. I like you, human girl. 

"I like you too, little stoat."

17 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

“Oh. I guess we better teleport again,” Beosta said. 

"Perhaps we should protect the town?"

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

36 minutes ago, NameIess said:

The Brave Adventurer shook her hand. "Likewise, likewise. So, for what purpose did a distinguished person such as yourself wish to meet with me?"

Sequence was a bit embarrassed, and blushed faintly. "W-Well, I think distinguished may be a bit far... A-Anyways! Yes, I wanted to hear your side of the, uh... Conflict that's going on. Your motives, your reasoning behind your actions and your opinion on the new Plotblades, which, to my understanding, are the focus of this. Please, take a seat." A second rocking chair appeared across from Sequence's chair, with the coffee table between them. A floating tea kettle poured two cups.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

YOU GUYS

Especially @xinoehp512

I had a dream last night

And Bacon was narrating it 

He really is taking over everything 

[kpShadowFox He/Him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

YOU GUYS

Especially @xinoehp512

I had a dream last night

And Bacon was narrating it 

He really is taking over everything 

That's both amazing and sad...

you've been on the 17 shard to much, doing TLT stuff

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

YOU GUYS

Especially @xinoehp512

I had a dream last night

And Bacon was narrating it 

He really is taking over everything 

Just now, kpShadowFox said:

That's both amazing and sad...

you've been on the 17 shard to much, doing TLT stuff

Not too bad a problem to have, I'd say!  

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, kpShadowFox said:

That's both amazing and sad...

you've been on the 17 shard to much, doing TLT stuff

Yeah . . .

And the Test RP lol

[kpShadowFox He/Him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

Yeah . . .

And the Test RP lol

how much of your search history is just you jumping between threads?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, kpShadowFox said:

how much of your search history is just you jumping between threads?

. . .

no comment

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

8 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

"I like you too, little stoat."

"Perhaps we should protect the town?"

"Oh. How?" 

5 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

YOU GUYS

Especially @xinoehp512

I had a dream last night

And Bacon was narrating it 

He really is taking over everything 

Woah. That's beautiful. I'm jealous. I want Bacon in my dreams. 

[kpShadowFox He/Him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

. . .

no comment

No no no, you ain't running from this question, Glass. Answer me! is it a. 50%, b. 75%, c. 90%, or d. 100%?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, The Halcyon Girl said:

"Oh. How?" 

She shrugged. "A barrier or something. Seems mean to leave the town to be buried by pineapples."

Just now, The Halcyon Girl said:

Woah. That's beautiful. I'm jealous. I want Bacon in my dreams. 

It was very strange and I almost died five times

1 minute ago, kpShadowFox said:

No no no, you ain't running from this question, Glass. Answer me! is it a. 50%, b. 75%, c. 90%, or d. 100%?

e. 15%

[xinoehp512 he/him]

3 hours ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

“I am Tem.”

“Not rockian. I am Hem.”

yes they are different.

"Good day to you, Tem, Hem."

3 hours ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

I musta missed that. 

Beosta looked around, spotted the woman, and moved over to her. They exchanged a few words before Beosta came back without the map. “Thanks, guys.”!

"Ad lib time?"

2 hours ago, Sequence said:

Sequence jumped, nearly falling out of her rocking chair. "Oh! Goodness gracious! Hello! You must be the uh... Brave Adventurer, yes?" She stood up from her chair, dusting herself off a bit before extending a hand to the Brave Adventurer. "Yes, I did invite you! Lovely to meet you!"

Sequence jumped again, looking over to Erif who had appeared on the porch of her cabin. "Why, hello Erif! Have you met the Brave Adventurer?"

"Hey," said Erif, narrowing his eyes. "Didn't you try to arrest me?"

2 hours ago, The Stormfather said:

A rabbit appears, who promptly grows wings and flies around screaming "I like trains!"

Suddenly, completely unrelated, a train goes by.

It was a cha-cha train.

1 hour ago, kpShadowFox said:

A rumbling in the distance, and as everyone turns to look, an avalanche of ~1 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 pineapples appears.

Bacon hired a fleet of consultants to make pineapple salad.

42 minutes ago, NameIess said:

At the center of the impact crater lay a glowing chunk of metal that periodically shot off sparks that warped spacetime around them, causing portals to open and close randomly in the vicinity of the crash sight.

... regarded the metal, then nodded, eyes flickering towards Subversion for a fraction of a moment. "That's convenient. Narrator, I suppose you can use your powers to make this thing take us where we need to go?"

 

Nogard's eyes glazed over slightly at the mention of Narrators.

"Ah!" said Selppaenip to Subversion. "You are a Narrator?"

42 minutes ago, NameIess said:

"I do. And I shall keep that secret, for now. But the secret of the Blade's identity may soon come to an end." The Dreamsmith sighed. "Platypus, do you understand the real danger of these Plotblades? The trial Omen gave you, that was a possible future in which only one of the Blades were found. Holding one of those Plotblades, anything is possible. No laws will bind you." The glow of the Dreamsmith's eyes brightened, then dimmed, and a wistful expression formed on his face. "You could achieve your heart's greatest desire, and perhaps... perhaps you could even put it down afterwards."

The Brave Adventurer pulled out his iridescent watch and began polishing it. "I... was not aware that there was any particular secret in my predecessor's identity. Would you be so kind as to share this secret?"

The General appeared distracted by something, but the Valiant One quickly stepped between Gail and TP and the Great Wizard. "We are taking this criminal into custody." A ring of Brave Adventurers fanned out and began surrounding the pair of heroes. "Just as we're about to do to you. Surrender peacefully, unless you wish to die in the face of insurmountable odds."

The General, who had overcome her surprise at the sudden reversal of the Ghanderflaffle empire's direction, spun her maces threateningly.

The Brave Adventurer shook her hand. "Likewise, likewise. So, for what purpose did a distinguished person such as yourself wish to meet with me?"

TP grunted. Getting captured was not on his list of things to do today. He tromped over to the Great Wizard, picked him up, and flew away.

20 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

Livetha squeaked and jumped onto Tam. I like you, human girl. 

“Oh. I guess we better teleport again,” Beosta said. 

Bacon snapped his fingers and the group was teleported somewhere random. 

By sheer coincidence, that somewhere just so happened to be Bacon's castle.

8 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

YOU GUYS

Especially @xinoehp512

I had a dream last night

And Bacon was narrating it 

He really is taking over everything 

Mwahaha my evil plan is coming to fruition.

Soon, all will be Bacon.

[kpShadowFox He/Him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

She shrugged. "A barrier or something. Seems mean to leave the town to be buried by pineapples."

It was very strange and I almost died five times

e. 15%

When was the last time you got sleep?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, xinoehp512 said:

Bacon snapped his fingers and the group was teleported somewhere random. 

By sheer coincidence, that somewhere just so happened to be Bacon's castle.

"Oh." She looked around. "Nevermind."

She pulled a muffin out of Shoe's pocket and started eating it. Shoe did the same.

1 minute ago, kpShadowFox said:

When was the last time you got sleep?

Last night/this morning?

I don't understand why this is so important to you . . .

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

2 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Hey," said Erif, narrowing his eyes. "Didn't you try to arrest me?"

Sequence glanced between her two guests, shifting uncomfortably. "... I-If it isn't too much to ask, please refrain from engaging in any violence here... Physical and verbal. You are both my guests, and I wish you both well."

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

7 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

She shrugged. "A barrier or something. Seems mean to leave the town to be buried by pineapples."

It was very strange and I almost died five times

e. 15%

"You're the Narrator."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

5 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

"Oh." She looked around. "Nevermind."

She pulled a muffin out of Shoe's pocket and started eating it. Shoe did the same.

Last night/this morning?

I don't understand why this is so important to you . . .

There was a scuttling sound in the distance.

4 minutes ago, Sequence said:

Sequence glanced between her two guests, shifting uncomfortably. "... I-If it isn't too much to ask, please refrain from engaging in any violence here... Physical and verbal. You are both my guests, and I wish you both well."

Erif sighed and stared out a window. He seemed oddly despondent.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

3 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Erif sighed and stared out a window. He seemed oddly despondent.

A chair appeared for him around the coffee table. "It's nice to see you again, Erif! Is there a reason for your visit? Perhaps, something I can help you with?"

[xinoehp512 he/him]

1 minute ago, Sequence said:

A chair appeared for him around the coffee table. "It's nice to see you again, Erif! Is there a reason for your visit? Perhaps, something I can help you with?"

Erif slumped. "What's the point?" He sighed again, heavily. "I tried to help, and it only made things worse."

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

7 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

There was a scuttling sound in the distance.

"Hmm. What's that?"