The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

1 minute ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

 

She snickered. “That one wasn’t bad.”

Idk 

she only finds Shoe funny so far 

Don’t stop 

“You’re the least funny person I’ve ever met.”

Bacon gasped, music screeching to a halt. "No! Say it isn't so!"

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, The H said:

"Impressive! Well, you know what they say..." Yrank paused for effect.

"Cactus makes perfect!"

Shoe began laughing harder.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

4 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Bacon gasped, music screeching to a halt. "No! Say it isn't so!"

“It is so. That’s not humor. That’s little kid stuff.”

Edited October 28, 2024 by The Halcyon Girl

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Just now, The Halcyon Girl said:

“It is so. That’s not humor. That’s little kid stuff

Bacon sniffed. "Oh, and puns are so much better?" He sighed theatrically. "I suppose love really is blind..."

[The H]

1 minute ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

“It is so. That’s not humor. That’s little kid stuff.”

Oh no she didn't 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, The H said:

Oh no she didn't 

RIGHT

[The H]

"Lettuce stop before we dig ourselves too big a hole, right all?" Yrank said, trying to diffuse the tension.

 

 

(EDIT: I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT THE DIG A HOLE PUN, GOOD ON YOU, ME!)

Edited October 28, 2024 by The H

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

4 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Bacon sniffed. "Oh, and puns are so much better?" He sighed theatrically. "I suppose love really is blind..."

She paused. “I don’t get— what?”  She flushed red out of confusion. “Wh- you’re impossible.”

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Just now, The Halcyon Girl said:

She paused. “I don’t get— what?”  She flushed red out of confusion. “Wh- you’re impossible.”

"Factually correct!" said Bacon, transforming into a set of Escher stairs temporarily for emphasis.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Factually correct!" said Bacon, transforming into a set of Escher stairs temporarily for emphasis.

“No!” She shrieked. “No. Love is for other people! Why can’t anyone ever just have a nice flat friendship anymore?”

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

9 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Bacon sniffed. "Oh, and puns are so much better?" He sighed theatrically. "I suppose love really is blind..."

. . . uh.

Just now, The Halcyon Girl said:

“No!” She shrieked. “No. Love is for other people! Why can’t anyone ever just have a nice flat friendship anymore?”

Wait, what?

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Just now, The Halcyon Girl said:

“No!” She shrieked. “No. Love is for other people! Why can’t anyone ever just have a nice flat friendship anymore?”

Bacon raised an eyebrow. "No friendship? What am I, chopped liver?"

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

So…about that plot…*cough* @Ancient Elantrian @Scars of Hathsin So I can know where you are. 

2 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Bacon raised an eyebrow. "No friendship? What am I, chopped liver?"

Yes, yeah you are.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

. . . uh.

Wait, what?

Beosta ignored this. 

2 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Bacon raised an eyebrow. "No friendship? What am I, chopped liver?"

She went red again, this time with embarrassed fury. “You’re… you’re… you’re all being dumb,”  she declared.

[The H]

Just now, The Halcyon Girl said:

She went red again, this time with embarrassed fury. “You’re… you’re… you’re all being dumb,”  she declared.

"Hey kid," Yrank asked, "you alright?" he pulled out a muffin box from his cloak and offered it to the distressed Beosta.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, The H said:

"Hey kid," Yrank asked, "you alright?" he pulled out a muffin box from his cloak and offered it to the distressed Beosta.

Shoe discreetly pushed the muffin box away from Beosta. He wanted to see where this went.

Edited October 28, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Shoe discreetly pushed the muffin box away from Beosta. He wanted to see where this went.

AHAHAHA SHOE 

Beosta stood up suddenly. “I’m going to go find something productive to do unless you have something productive to say.”

[xinoehp512 he/him]

3 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

Beosta ignored this. 

She went red again, this time with embarrassed fury. “You’re… you’re… you’re all being dumb,”  she declared.

"Guilty as charged," said Bacon sadly. "It comes of not thinking. But thinking too much can be dangerous! Get stuck in your own head and you just might miss what's right in front of you!"

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, The Halcyon Girl said:

AHAHAHA SHOE 

Beosta stood up suddenly. “I’m going to go find something productive to do unless you have something productive to say.”

YES I KNOW SHOE

[The H]

Just now, The Halcyon Girl said:

Beosta stood up suddenly. “I’m going to go find something productive to do unless you have something productive to say.”

I wanna know what Bacon's gonna say now.

 

Yrank looked at Shoe with a confused look, before sternly looking at Castom, as she snatched the muffin and began devouring it.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

He's wonderful

Just now, The H said:

Yrank looked at Shoe with a confused look, before sternly looking at Castom, as she snatched the muffin and began devouring it.

Shoe made a shushing motion.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

6 minutes ago, The H said:

I wanna know what Bacon's gonna say now.

 

Yrank looked at Shoe with a confused look, before sternly looking at Castom, as she snatched the muffin and began devouring it.

Xiiiiiinooooooooo @xinoehp512 me toooo

Edited October 28, 2024 by The Halcyon Girl

[xinoehp512 he/him]

8 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

AHAHAHA SHOE 

Beosta stood up suddenly. “I’m going to go find something productive to do unless you have something productive to say.”

"Alas! Saying productive things is strictly against union regulations. I suppose you'll have to find something productive to do. Maybe you could pick berries with your b-, I mean, with Shoe!'

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Alas! Saying productive things is strictly against union regulations. I suppose you'll have to find something productive to do. Maybe you could pick berries with your b-, I mean, with Shoe!'

She turned red again, angry. She grabbed Livetha and stormed off about ten yards before she realized there was nowhere to go anyway, turned back, and sat down right where she’d been a minute ago. She fumed. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Alas! Saying productive things is strictly against union regulations. I suppose you'll have to find something productive to do. Maybe you could pick berries with your b-, I mean, with Shoe!'

GASPITY GASP

Shoe narrowed his eyes at Bacon, then at Beosta, waiting for her reaction.