The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, The H said:

Don't worry I knew, it's just gave me an excuse to use full-caps hehe.

AH, I SEE.

MAKES SENSE.

I ALSO ENJOY USING ALL CAPS.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

That was supposed to be comedic lol

Shoe has trouble conveying emotion through writing too 

OCD be like

Shoe watched her bound away. Odd . . .

Livetha swarmed up her leg and into her hair, reprimanding her with chitters. 

"What do you want?" Beosta growled. "What did I do wrong this time? You gonna take my voice again? Or my feet?" 

Livetha did not. But she did turn Beosta's hair purple in protest before curling up.

"Oh, you're not gonna help, is that it? Well, you better give me every bit you've got." 

[The H]

9 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

Livetha did not. But she did turn Beosta's hair purple in protest before curling up.

"Mmm, that's one grumpy weasel-thing you've got there. I befriended one back in my youth, but It's been years." He crouched near the Livetha. "You don't happen to know an extremely active red one of your kind with yellow paws, would you? I mean, I don't know your age ranges, and it was decades ago, but she's very... intense, so much so that you'd know her if you saw her."

Yrank got up, sighing to himself, then sat with his thoughts for a moment. What would it know anyway, could it even understand me as much, have I just made a fool of myself?

Edited October 14, 2024 by The H

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

12 minutes ago, The H said:

"Mmm, that's one grumpy weasel-thing you've got there. I befriended one back in my youth, but It's been years." He crouched near the Livetha. "You don't happen to know an extremely active red one of your kind with yellow paws, would you? I mean, I don't know your age ranges, and it was decades ago, but she's very... intense, so much so that you'd know her if you saw her."

Yrank got up, sighing to himself, then sat with his thoughts for a moment. What would it know anyway, could it even understand me as much, have I just made a fool of myself?

The stoat is in her hair

Livetha tilted her head and chirped down at him. [No. I never knew one like that. But I can tell you where she is!]

[The H]

10 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

The stoat is in her hair

 

Didn't really know how to turn his attention to Livetha

10 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

Livetha tilted her head and chirped down at him. [No. I never knew one like that. But I can tell you where she is!]

(Is this human speech, telepathy, or magical stoat language?)

Edited October 14, 2024 by The H

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, The H said:

Didn't really know how to turn his attention to the Livetha

(Is this human speech, telepathy, or magical stoat language?)

The Livetha? It’s just her name 

It’s magic stoat language he can understand for whatever readon

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Shoe jumped back into the fray of the battle, cutting down foes left and right with his muffins and his battle-ax.

1 minute ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

It’s magic stoat language he can understand for whatever readon

Read on I shall

lol

[The H]

1 minute ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

The Livetha? It’s just her name 

CRAP, I MEANT TO WRITE 'THE STOAT' BUT BACKSPACED ONE WORD, SO NOW IT SAYS 'THE LIVETHA' 

12 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

Livetha tilted her head and chirped down at him. [No. I never knew one like that. But I can tell you where she is!]

"You can? I'm still rusty at this language, but I think I got the gist." Yrank beamed at Livetha, and her apparent mount, Beosta. "Side quest, anyone?"

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

5 minutes ago, The H said:

CRAP, I MEANT TO WRITE 'THE STOAT' BUT BACKSPACED ONE WORD, SO NOW IT SAYS 'THE LIVETHA' 

"You can? I'm still rusty at this language, but I think I got the gist." Yrank beamed at Livetha, and her apparent mount, Beosta. "Side quest, anyone?"

“We’re in the middle of a fight,”  Beosta grunted. She jumped back into the fighting, slid a dial on her hand blade, and her previous blades flew back into it. (Idk how to describe it but whatever) She shot three back out again, then used her dagger to slice one dude. 

Livetha didn’t like this. She wanted to kidnap Shoe and go on a side quest. So she teleported Beosta to the outside of the battlefield. 

Beosta fell over because of the different terrain, then glared at the stoat who’d hopped off just in time. “What was that for?” 

Livetha chirped. [We’re going with Yrank. And I want Shoe to come.] 

“Shoe? What the stars does Shoe have to do with anything??”

[NameIess]

 

1 hour ago, xinoehp512 said:

Nogard flicked a soccer-sized muffin at the adventurers head. It flew past as Beosta knocked the man down.

Nogard redirected the muffin to the strange beast fighting Subversion. What kind of creature is that? he wondered. He'd never seen anything like it before.

Subversion's fight was not going well. Arms sprouted from the General's back to catch any muffins or other projectiles that came her way, and her maces came at the flagging Narrator from all angles. Subversion's brilliant Narrationblade moved like lightning, but she was unable to do anything but stay alive. Light, she's good. Not good enough to beat me, of course, but it is good to know that I'm immortal. One the General's arms split suddenly, reaching towards Subversion's legs to trip her. Quickly, Subversion swung her Narrationblade down to sever the new limb, shoulder-length hair spinning around her face.

One of the General's maces flashed, and Subversion's Blade vanished. It reformed the next moment, but by then it was too late. The General's arm knocked Subversion off balance and she swung wildly, trying to-pain shot through Subversion as a mace took her in the head, sending her flying into a pile of muffins.

One down. The General turned, assessing the battle. Muffin men next she decided, extra arm casually catching a muffin and stuffing it into her mouth. She leapt forwards, closing the distance between her and them in an instant.

@Through The Living Glass@The H

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

5 minutes ago, NameIess said:

 

Subversion's fight was not going well. Arms sprouted from the General's back to catch any muffins or other projectiles that came her way, and her maces came at the flagging Narrator from all angles. Subversion's brilliant Narrationblade moved like lightning, but she was unable to do anything but stay alive. Light, she's good. Not good enough to beat me, of course, but it is good to know that I'm immortal. One the General's arms split suddenly, reaching towards Subversion's legs to trip her. Quickly, Subversion swung her Narrationblade down to sever the new limb, shoulder-length hair spinning around her face.

One of the General's maces flashed, and Subversion's Blade vanished. It reformed the next moment, but by then it was too late. The General's arm knocked Subversion off balance and she swung wildly, trying to-pain shot through Subversion as a mace took her in the head, sending her flying into a pile of muffins.

One down. The General turned, assessing the battle. Muffin men next she decided, extra arm casually catching a muffin and stuffing it into her mouth. She leapt forwards, closing the distance between her and them in an instant.

@Through The Living Glass@The H

Shoe turned as the thing came towards him. He cried out and got his ax ready.

[The H]

"Wait. Where's Shoe?" Yrank looked around. He could hear the fighting nearby, so they weren't that far away. "We need to make sure everybody's safe before anything happens. I don't know what's happening, but I have a bad feeling that somebody won't come out from that alive." He ran off, gesturing for the pair to follow him.

After getting back to the battlefield, he saw a towering figure wielding a mace, searching around for something. He then produced, what he estimated to be, the loudest gulp in history. "Oh you have got to be kidding me."

The mace wielder locked sight on something. Someone. Shoe.

"Shoe, watch out!" he yelled.

 

(@NameIess am I godmodding the General in this scenario? I'll edit this if so)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

11 minutes ago, NameIess said:

 

Subversion's fight was not going well. Arms sprouted from the General's back to catch any muffins or other projectiles that came her way, and her maces came at the flagging Narrator from all angles. Subversion's brilliant Narrationblade moved like lightning, but she was unable to do anything but stay alive. Light, she's good. Not good enough to beat me, of course, but it is good to know that I'm immortal. One the General's arms split suddenly, reaching towards Subversion's legs to trip her. Quickly, Subversion swung her Narrationblade down to sever the new limb, shoulder-length hair spinning around her face.

One of the General's maces flashed, and Subversion's Blade vanished. It reformed the next moment, but by then it was too late. The General's arm knocked Subversion off balance and she swung wildly, trying to-pain shot through Subversion as a mace took her in the head, sending her flying into a pile of muffins.

One down. The General turned, assessing the battle. Muffin men next she decided, extra arm casually catching a muffin and stuffing it into her mouth. She leapt forwards, closing the distance between her and them in an instant.

@Through The Living Glass@The H

Nogard let out a cry of alarm. He flicked the spear, sending a wave of muffins to clear the way in front of him as he ran to where Subversion had fallen.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

4 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Nogard let out a cry of alarm. He flicked the spear, sending a wave of muffins to clear the way in front of him as he ran to where Subversion had fallen.

 

Livetha sighed. This was boring. 

@The H @Through The Living Glass any objection to getting dragged off to side quest or wanna wait?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Shoe screamed and charged at the General, battle-ax held high.

Just now, The Halcyon Girl said:

Livetha sighed. This was boring. 

@The H @Through The Living Glass any objection to getting dragged off to side quest or wanna wait?

Shoe has no objections, my dude. He's about to get slaughtered 

[The H]

1 minute ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

Livetha sighed. This was boring. 

@The H @Through The Living Glass any objection to getting dragged off to side quest or wanna wait?

I mean, the general is after Shoe and Yrank now that he's dealt with Subversion, so yeah it would be a great time!

 

But Yrank kinda wants to make sure that Nogard's all good, so I dunno what to do about that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

7 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Shoe screamed and charged at the General, battle-ax held high.

Shoe has no objections, my dude. He's about to get slaughtered 

 

4 minutes ago, The H said:

I mean, the general is after Shoe and Yrank now that he's dealt with Subversion, so yeah it would be a great time!

 

But Yrank kinda wants to make sure that Nogard's all good, so I dunno what to do about that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Well, unfortunately for him, Livetha doesn’t take these things into account  

If you’d prefer for him to stay though I can rescind this post

do you have any particular plans for the stoat? Your character I’m guessing (but I’ll take her off ur hands if you happen to want) 

Livetha teleported all of them to a pretty meadow with trees by a river. 

“LIVETHA!!” Beosta rounded on the stoat. “YOU—“ 

Her voice stopped working again. 

Edited October 14, 2024 by The Halcyon Girl

[The H]

Wasn't Nogard checking on a wounded Subversion? 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

5 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

 

Well, unfortunately for him, Livetha doesn’t take these things into account  

do you have any particular plans for the stoat? Your character I’m guessing (but I’ll take her off ur hands if you happen to want) 

Livetha teleported all of them to a pretty meadow with trees by a river. 

“LIVETHA!!” Beosta rounded on the stoat. “YOU—“ 

Her voice stopped working again. 

Shoe swung at the General, and the General swung at Shoe.

Shoe had time to think,This was a bad-!

And then he was falling head-first into a river. He shrieked when he hit the water.

OH THAT'S COLD, he thought as he went under.

It wasn't a fast-moving river, so he swam to the side and grabbed some exposed roots, teeth chattering.

Just now, The H said:

Wasn't Nogard checking on a wounded Subversion? 

Yeah.

Edited October 14, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[xinoehp512 he/him]

5 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

 

Well, unfortunately for him, Livetha doesn’t take these things into account  

If you’d prefer for him to stay though I can rescind this post

do you have any particular plans for the stoat? Your character I’m guessing (but I’ll take her off ur hands if you happen to want) 

Livetha teleported all of them to a pretty meadow with trees by a river. 

“LIVETHA!!” Beosta rounded on the stoat. “YOU—“ 

Her voice stopped working again. 

Nogard watched in relief as his friends were teleported to safety.

Hey @The Halcyon Girl, is this the island you were talking about?

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

Shoe swung at the General, and the General swung at Shoe.

Shoe had time to think,This was a bad-!

And then he was falling head-first into a river. He shrieked when he hit the water.

OH THAT'S COLD, he thought as he went under.

It wasn't fast-moving, however, so he swam to the side and grabbed some exposed roots, teeth chattering.

Yeah.

Beosta, fuming, stomped over to the river and pulled Shoe out by the back of his shirt. Many very interesting words were going through her head. She grabbed Shoe’s soggy pad and a pen, then wrote, You okay?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, The Halcyon Girl said:

Beosta, fuming, stomped over to the river and pulled Shoe out by the back of his shirt. Many very interesting words were going through her head. She grabbed Shoe’s soggy pad and a pen, then wrote, You okay?

Shoe's hands were shaking too much to clearly write anything, but whatever he wrote vaguely resembled a "yes."

[The H]

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

Nogard watched in relief as his friends were teleported to safety.

Well I think that wraps things up. So to sum up, Yrank realised a way to get back an old friend, The General defeated Subversion, went to attack Shoe and Yrank, before Livetha teleported them away, Nogard staying back.

 

8 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

Livetha teleported all of them to a pretty meadow with trees by a river. 

Yrank sat on the grass, breathing heavily. Nogard could take care if himself couldn't he? He stepped over and helped a water-soaked Shoe from the river.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Shoe's hands were shaking too much to clearly write anything, but whatever he wrote vaguely resembled a "yes."

Livetha Narratedbsome fluffy blankets for him. 

Just now, The H said:

Well I think that wraps things up. So to sum up, Yrank realised a way to get back an old friend, The General defeated Subversion, went to attack Shoe and Yrank, before Livetha teleported them away, Nogard staying back.

 

Yrank sat on the grass, breathing heavily. Nogard could take care if himself couldn't he? He stepped over and helped a water-soaked Shoe from the river.

What are your plans for the stoat they’re looking for?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, The Halcyon Girl said:

Livetha Narratedbsome fluffy blankets for him. 

Shoe sighed and gratefully sank into the blankets.

He grabbed the notepad and pen again.

Careful not the rip the wet paper, he wrote:

Where are we? And to Beosta: You can't talk again?