The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[reisleK she/her]

2 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

... 

i plead the 5

WAIT RLY

Only if it fits shoes character cuz Beotha is everywhere characterwise so anything fits her anyway uh yes id very much like that but we don't have to because I probably have waaaay too many unrealistic fantasies in my head already  

She raised her eyebrows. "Yeah?" 

Aero is my favorite character I have but he's really easy characterization wise and I'm tempted to switch him out for someone else... hmmm

Options:

Lev: Teenager. Has a fancy macaw cane. Also has two pet birds. Will whack people with it. Broods in corners. Generally anti-social
Mason: Freakishly smart nine year old. Angsty.
Codes: Feral. Will probably bite you. 
Cal: Angsty teen who is realizing that murder isn't the solution. Try hard in the sense that he wants to make a difference. Runs away from his problems. Friends with Aero.
Saige: She's really sweet. Loves cats. The kind of person you'd expect to see in a coffee shop.
Francis: Livestock farmer. Saige's girlfriend. Somewhat terrifying axe wielding ginger.
Silas: Clueless teenager who seems always lost. Golden retriever in a human body. 

I don't want this list to get too long, you guys choose! Note: the bold here is for differentiation purposes. 
 

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

12 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Nogard was quite flummoxed by this. "Well... salmon. I guess we won't be able to ask your wizard friends about the Great Wizard then."

The Bacon Bard coughed. "Yeah. Uh. About that."

"They do show up sometimes."

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, reisleK said:

Aero is my favorite character I have but he's really easy characterization wise and I'm tempted to switch him out for someone else... hmmm

Options:

Lev: Teenager. Has a fancy macaw cane. Also has two pet birds. Will whack people with it. Broods in corners. Generally anti-social
Mason: Freakishly smart nine year old. Angsty.
Codes: Feral. Will probably bite you. 
Cal: Angsty teen who is realizing that murder isn't the solution. Try hard in the sense that he wants to make a difference. Runs away from his problems. Friends with Aero.
Saige: She's really sweet. Loves cats. The kind of person you'd expect to see in a coffee shop.
Francis: Livestock farmer. Saige's girlfriend. Somewhat terrifying axe wielding ginger.
Silas: Clueless teenager who seems always lost. Golden retriever in a human body. 

I don't want this list to get too long, you guys choose! Note: the bold here is for differentiation purposes. 
 

SILAS

1 minute ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Yup. What if I appeared right on top of them and shattered their perspective of the world? Onyx would flay me alive!"

I will be watching this arc with interest 

"You did it before!" 

Scud you. Affectionately. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

1 minute ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

SILAS

"You did it before!" 

Scud you. Affectionately. 

"Yeah! I nearly had a heart attack! Fortunately Erif was looking the other way, so I was able to get away just in time. But it was a close call!"

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

"Yeah! I nearly had a heart attack! Fortunately Erif was looking the other way, so I was able to get away just in time. But it was a close call!"

"Do they... know you?" 

Scud, this roleplay makes me want a stoat or a ferret to cuddle 

Anyway, I have to go. Be back in... uh... idk eight ish hours. 

[reisleK she/her]

3 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

SILAS

"You did it before!" 

Scud you. Affectionately. 

"Bye, I'm being told I have to leave" 
There was a quiet popping noise and Aero was replaced by another boy.

"Where am I?" Silas asked. "Where's Florian? This doesn't look like Edge..."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

5 minutes ago, The Aspiring Archivist said:

"They do show up sometimes."

"Regularly, or just whenever?"

1 minute ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

"Do they... know you?" 

Scud, this roleplay makes me want a stoat or a ferret to cuddle 

Anyway, I have to go. Be back in... uh... idk eight ish hours. 

"Nope. Onyx doesn't want them knowing anything about Narrators."

2 minutes ago, reisleK said:

"Bye, I'm being told I have to leave" 
There was a quiet popping noise and Aero was replaced by another boy.

"Where am I?" Silas asked. "Where's Florian? This doesn't look like Edge..."

"Hello!" said Bacon the Bard. "I'm afraid I don't have time for the full introduction. Peer pressure and all that."

See y'all later. Signing off.

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

5 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Regularly, or just whenever?"

"Nope. Onyx doesn't want them knowing anything about Narrators."

"Hello!" said Bacon the Bard. "I'm afraid I don't have time for the full introduction. Peer pressure and all that."

See y'all later. Signing off.

"Whenever."

[reisleK she/her]

7 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Regularly, or just whenever?"

"Nope. Onyx doesn't want them knowing anything about Narrators."

"Hello!" said Bacon the Bard. "I'm afraid I don't have time for the full introduction. Peer pressure and all that."

See y'all later. Signing off.

"Oh. Okay," Silas said quietly, questioning if he said something wrong.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

16 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Regularly, or just whenever?"

"Nope. Onyx doesn't want them knowing anything about Narrators."

"Hello!" said Bacon the Bard. "I'm afraid I don't have time for the full introduction. Peer pressure and all that."

See y'all later. Signing off.

“Who the heck is Onyx?”

8 minutes ago, reisleK said:

"Oh. Okay," Silas said quietly, questioning if he said something wrong.

“He’s annoying.”

[NameIess]

1 hour ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Excuse me," said Selppaenip to the very ordinary interruption. "In a moment." He turned to ... . "What is it, Master? You seem disturbed."

"Er... Nothing. Headache." ...'s face was red, and his left eye twitched uncontrollably.

A bite of Selppaenip's food disappeared off of his plate, in a totally normal way. Then the waiter took one of Selppaenip's plates and smashed it over ...'s head in a tota-

Reality reasserted itself. The old man leaned on his staff grinning to himself. "I thought that would work. So you've got yourself an apprentice? A little odd way for a retiree to spend his time, don't you think? What was it you said, something about 'never going to have anything to do with heroics again'? Well, look at you now."

"I'm teaching him to be normal, nothing else." ... snapped, cleaning his face off with a napkin. "Now could you please leave? I am retired, and I highly doubt anything you have to say will change that."

The old man eased himself down into a chair and sat. "You might be surprised, old friend. Events have turned out worse than I feared possible."

41 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Nope. Onyx doesn't want them knowing anything about Narrators."

Subversion poked her head up above a distant ridge, listening intently. I wonder what Onyx would do if I introduced myself to that pair...

 

[The H]

3 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Hello!" said the Bacon Bard.

"Uhh, hello!" Yrank said to the rather dashing bard. Bard was one of his desired career paths as a youth, and Yrank thought it was such a shame that he never pursued it.

"Could you tell me what's going on at the moment. It seems I get lost in my thoughts often, and don't get the opportunity to closely observe what's going on."

 

Spoiler

Wait so what locations are the characters spread across? I just assume not all characters are in the same place at the moment.

 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

8 hours ago, The Aspiring Archivist said:

"Whenever."

Nogard sighed. "I suppose it's too much to hope a wizard will just magically appear with answers to all our questions."

7 hours ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

“Who the heck is Onyx?”

“He’s annoying.”

"A fellow Narrator of mine. Brooding fellow. Wears big black armor, lives in a fancy castle in the middle of a wasteland. Much too serious, in my opinion."

7 hours ago, NameIess said:

"Er... Nothing. Headache." ...'s face was red, and his left eye twitched uncontrollably.

A bite of Selppaenip's food disappeared off of his plate, in a totally normal way. Then the waiter took one of Selppaenip's plates and smashed it over ...'s head in a tota-

Reality reasserted itself. The old man leaned on his staff grinning to himself. "I thought that would work. So you've got yourself an apprentice? A little odd way for a retiree to spend his time, don't you think? What was it you said, something about 'never going to have anything to do with heroics again'? Well, look at you now."

"I'm teaching him to be normal, nothing else." ... snapped, cleaning his face off with a napkin. "Now could you please leave? I am retired, and I highly doubt anything you have to say will change that."

The old man eased himself down into a chair and sat. "You might be surprised, old friend. Events have turned out worse than I feared possible."

 

Selppaenip was puzzled. Had he been knocked out or hadn't he?

7 hours ago, NameIess said:

Subversion poked her head up above a distant ridge, listening intently. I wonder what Onyx would do if I introduced myself to that pair...

 

"Oh! Hello, Subversion. I was wondering if you would show up." He tilted his head thoughtfully.

What does Subversion look like?

6 hours ago, The H said:

"Uhh, hello!" Yrank said to the rather dashing bard. Bard was one of his desired career paths as a youth, and Yrank thought it was such a shame that he never pursued it.

"Could you tell me what's going on at the moment. It seems I get lost in my thoughts often, and don't get the opportunity to closely observe what's going on."

 

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Wait so what locations are the characters spread across? I just assume not all characters are in the same place at the moment.

 

"You escaped the Brave Adventurers. Congratulations!" For some reason, Bacon the Bard appeared to be disguised as a tree. "Most people are still here. Erif took a few people to find that book of his, but he's returned with most of them. Just that Shoe fellow got left behind. Oh, and Aero, but it seems he's being swapped out." Bacon paused. "Er... you don't need me to list everyone out, do you? I'm sure my Author would be happy to oblige, but he's in kind of an inconvenient place at the moment."

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

5 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Nogard sighed. "I suppose it's too much to hope a wizard will just magically appear with answers to all our questions."

"A fellow Narrator of mine. Brooding fellow. Wears big black armor, lives in a fancy castle in the middle of a wasteland. Much too serious, in my opinion."

Selppaenip was puzzled. Had he been knocked out or hadn't he?

"Oh! Hello, Subversion. I was wondering if you would show up." He tilted his head thoughtfully.

What does Subversion look like?

"You escaped the Brave Adventurers. Congratulations!" For some reason, Bacon the Bard appeared to be disguised as a tree. "Most people are still here. Erif took a few people to find that book of his, but he's returned with most of them. Just that Shoe fellow got left behind. Oh, and Aero, but it seems he's being swapped out." Bacon paused. "Er... you don't need me to list everyone out, do you? I'm sure my Author would be happy to oblige, but he's in kind of an inconvenient place at the moment."

“Narrator? …I’m confused. Also, Shoe’s right there.” She pointed at where he’d passed out.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

2 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

“Narrator? …I’m confused. Also, Shoe’s right there.” She pointed at where he’d passed out.

"Like I said before, I'm a Narrator. That means that I Narrate existence into being. Anything I desire becomes reality! And that he is. I hope he wakes up soon. He never answered my question."

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

4 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Like I said before, I'm a Narrator. That means that I Narrate existence into being. Anything I desire becomes reality! And that he is. I hope he wakes up soon. He never answered my question."

“And Onyx is more important than you?”

[xinoehp512 he/him]

20 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

“And Onyx is more important than you?”

"He certainly thinks he is," grumbled Bacon. He sighed. "And he does have the hammer."

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

7 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"He certainly thinks he is," grumbled Bacon. He sighed. "And he does have the hammer."

“Hammer?”

[xinoehp512 he/him]

6 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

“Hammer?”

"The Plotblade of Lore, or Continuity as some call it. I've never really seen the point of either."

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"The Plotblade of Lore, or Continuity as some call it. I've never really seen the point of either."

“I see.”

That sounds dangerous. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

5 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

“I see.”

That sounds dangerous. 

"Oh it is, very. It defines rules." Bacon spat the word as if it were a curse. "He could lock away my ability to Narrate! He could probably lock away your bond, too, if he really wanted to. Dangerous indeed!"

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

3 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Oh it is, very. It defines rules." Bacon spat the word as if it were a curse. "He could lock away my ability to Narrate! He could probably lock away your bond, too, if he really wanted to. Dangerous indeed!"

 

She frowned. That… 

This starring project is… REALLY dangerous.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Just now, The Halcyon Girl said:

She frowned. That… 

This starring project is… REALLY dangerous.

"Yep! And you haven't even seen the arachnidishes yet!"

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

4 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

"Yep! And you haven't even seen the arachnidishes yet!"

She scowled. “Stay out of my head.”

[xinoehp512 he/him]

29 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

She scowled. “Stay out of my head.”

Bacon the Bard huffed. "Well I don't have much of a choice if you get all introspective and stop talking."