The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Nogard fell through the portal hollering.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Jilu was asleep.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

The Once-Author looked around, horrified. 

"Well this is much much much worse."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

10 hours ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

The Once-Author looked around, horrified. 

"Well this is much much much worse."

Nogard swallowed. "Where are we?"

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Jilu woke up, looking around her. She took out the rabbit and finished it. 

“Yum.”

Out of the wilds a giant blob of slime inched, skeletons suspended inside.

[Immortal Platypus]

13 hours ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

The Once Author opened a new portal beneath them, dropping them into a gigantic white, empty, infinite expanse.

 

The hamsters continued swirling, pushing each other into the portal after the fleeing group.

13 hours ago, reisleK said:

Aero walked up to the hamsters, clutching his hemalurgic guinea pig close to his chest. "Hmmm I don't know enough about hamsters but they like seeds and worms, does anyone have huge mealworms or something on them?"

oopsies i replied too late

The hamsters growled and pushed Aero into the portal that everyone was falling into.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Jilu stood at attention, studying the blob. It was the size of five reindeer, monstrously huge. The slime was a red color, and the skeletons were numerous. Jilu took another look, then ran as fast as she could. The blob was somehow faster, though. Just before it reached her, she turned into her monster form and ran even faster, just barely moving faster than the blob. Upon seeing the hamsters and her friends falling through the portal, she jumped over the hamsters and into the portal.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1 hour ago, xinoehp512 said:

Nogard swallowed. "Where are we?"

"Somewhere kinda... weird. Welcome to Empty."

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Jilu regained her senses, shifting back to her human form, then stared at the Once Author. 

“Close the portal! Quick!”

[xinoehp512 he/him]

15 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

"Somewhere kinda... weird. Welcome to Empty."

Nogard found Empty quite disturbing.

"Can you get us back to not-empty?"

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Jilu shrugged. “Do we need to go back? There was a particularly scary monster out there.”

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

9 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Nogard found Empty quite disturbing.

"Can you get us back to not-empty?"

"Not easily. This place is hard to manipulate. And we'll keep falling forever." 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Shoe sneezed, which caused him to start spinning.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

12 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

"Not easily. This place is hard to manipulate. And we'll keep falling forever." 

"Huh," said Nogard. "That is bad."

13 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Shoe sneezed, which caused him to start spinning.

Nogard extended a hand to stabilize Shoe.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

“Is there any air here? Or do we just not need it?”

[Immortal Platypus]

7 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

Nogard extended a hand to stabilize Shoe.

Now they were both spinning, but slower.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

9 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

“Is there any air here? Or do we just not need it?”

"There is, yeah. Kinda? I guess."

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

“What do you need to get us back?” Jilu said this, whilst starting to play rock paper scissors with herself.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

1 hour ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

“Is there any air here? Or do we just not need it?”

Nogard tried to air-swim and failed. 

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Jilu laughed loudly, which made her spin similarly to Shoe and Nogard.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Nogard tried to blow out to slow his spinning but only managed to make himself lightheaded. 

"I should never have tried to visit the factory," he moaned. 

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1 hour ago, xinoehp512 said:

Nogard tried to blow out to slow his spinning but only managed to make himself lightheaded. 

"I should never have tried to visit the factory," he moaned. 

 

6 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

“What do you need to get us back?” Jilu said this, whilst starting to play rock paper scissors with herself.

"Me? Incomparable god-like powers. Or a pack of Takis."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

2 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

 

"Me? Incomparable god-like powers. Or a pack of Takis."

"Would a muffin do?"

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

"Would a muffin do?"

"What flavor? Is it pumpkin spice?"

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Just now, Ancient Elantrian said:

"What flavor? Is it pumpkin spice?"

"Blueberry lemon. Although I guess Shoe might have pumpkin spice."

Edited September 26, 2024 by xinoehp512