NameIess Posted October 16, 2023 Posted October 16, 2023 1 minute ago, Being of Cacophony said: "Mordite?" He looks down. "Oh, my bad, wrong weapon. Got some people to kill after this." He deposits it, then brings out a purple glowing rod. "Do you fear death? And are you prepared for it?" "I do not fear death. I fear not being able to help my people." The General looks out over the battlefield, then smiles. "And I'm afraid you've lost." As she spoke, the armies of the Doug-waffle pour into the room, surrounding the two leaders.
Immortal Platypus Posted October 16, 2023 Posted October 16, 2023 Just now, Nameless* said: "I do not fear death. I fear not being able to help my people." The General looks out over the battlefield, then smiles. "And I'm afraid you've lost." As she spoke, the armies of the Doug-waffle pour into the room, surrounding the two leaders. The Doug-waffle smiles. "Have I? You may have the troops, but I have you." He throws the rod straight into her neck.
NameIess Posted October 16, 2023 Posted October 16, 2023 Just now, Being of Cacophony said: The Doug-waffle smiles. "Have I? You may have the troops, but I have you." He throws the rod straight into her neck. The General smiles as the rod is blocked by an energy shield. "Smarter than you look. Surrender?" The troops shapeshift back into Ghanderflaffles and level their weapons at the Doug-waffle.
Immortal Platypus Posted October 16, 2023 Posted October 16, 2023 2 minutes ago, Nameless* said: The General smiles as the rod is blocked by an energy shield. "Smarter than you look. Surrender?" The troops shapeshift back into Ghanderflaffles and level their weapons at the Doug-waffle. "Never." He stands, facing the General.
Ookla de los Cuervos he/him Posted October 16, 2023 Posted October 16, 2023 "CAN WE JUST STOP FIGHTING AND TALK LIKE PEOPLE??"
NameIess Posted October 16, 2023 Posted October 16, 2023 1 minute ago, Being of Cacophony said: "Never." He stands, facing the General. "Very well then. Soldiers, kill him." The Ghanderflaffles attack, skewering the twisted Ghanderflaffle-waffle hybrid with dozens of enchanted weapons.
Ookla de los Cuervos he/him Posted October 16, 2023 Posted October 16, 2023 "THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT"
Immortal Platypus Posted October 16, 2023 Posted October 16, 2023 1 minute ago, Nameless* said: "Very well then. Soldiers, kill him." The Ghanderflaffles attack, skewering the twisted Ghanderflaffle-waffle hybrid with dozens of enchanted weapons. Suddenly, the Ghanderflaffles collapse and a figure steps up the stairs. "I never surrender. I never am defeated."
NameIess Posted October 16, 2023 Posted October 16, 2023 4 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said: Suddenly, the Ghanderflaffles collapse and a figure steps up the stairs. "I never surrender. I never am defeated." The general shakes her head, turning back to her maps. "I doubt that. Any enemy can be defeated with the proper planning and resources."
Immortal Platypus Posted October 16, 2023 Posted October 16, 2023 2 minutes ago, Nameless* said: The general shakes her head, turning back to her maps. "I doubt that. Any enemy can be defeated with the proper planning and resources." "Oh, it's possible. But it has yet to happen. I am everywhere, and everyone." - Inside the Ghanderflaffle empire, citizens began to riot.
NameIess Posted October 16, 2023 Posted October 16, 2023 Just now, Being of Cacophony said: "Oh, it's possible. But it has yet to happen. I am everywhere, and everyone." - Inside the Ghanderflaffle empire, citizens began to riot. The worst had finally happened: They had hit the ceiling of reality. Their empire could reach no higher.
Immortal Platypus Posted October 16, 2023 Posted October 16, 2023 1 minute ago, Nameless* said: The worst had finally happened: They had hit the ceiling of reality. Their empire could reach no higher. Unless... Perhaps they could. A young leader, new to his office, began to plan. He started reaching out to Narrators for help changing the ceiling of reality.
NameIess Posted October 16, 2023 Posted October 16, 2023 Just now, Being of Cacophony said: Unless... Perhaps they could. A young leader, new to his office, began to plan. He started reaching out to Narrators for help changing the ceiling of reality. Subversion offered a plan that would allow them to reach 50% higher heights for the low price of one Ghanderflaffle soul.
ʟɪɢʜʈ Posted October 16, 2023 Posted October 16, 2023 2 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said: Unless... Perhaps they could. A young leader, new to his office, began to plan. He started reaching out to Narrators for help changing the ceiling of reality. Wor felt a call and decided to lend his hand to the idea.
Ookla de los Cuervos he/him Posted October 16, 2023 Posted October 16, 2023 abalador gives up on the idiots fighting. "only a fool wants to fight-"
Immortal Platypus Posted October 16, 2023 Posted October 16, 2023 9 hours ago, Nameless* said: Subversion offered a plan that would allow them to reach 50% higher heights for the low price of one Ghanderflaffle soul. Platypus felt a little offended that they didn't reach out to him but understood. Hacob offered a plan that would allow 39% higher heights immediately, with possibly more time, with the price being credit for the parts of the empire past the ceiling of reality.
NameIess Posted October 16, 2023 Posted October 16, 2023 And so the Ghanderflaffles had a decision to make: Accept Platypus’s offer of a 39% increase at the cost of their pride, Subversions offer of a 50% increase at the cost of one soul, or Wor’s nebulous offer of help.
Immortal Platypus Posted October 16, 2023 Posted October 16, 2023 35 minutes ago, Nameless* said: And so the Ghanderflaffles had a decision to make: Accept Platypus’s offer of a 39% increase at the cost of their pride, Subversions offer of a 50% increase at the cost of one soul, or Wor’s nebulous offer of help. They realized that it wasn't actually Platypus' offer as they didn't reach out to him. It was Hacob's. No one knew which offer they'd go with.
NameIess Posted October 16, 2023 Posted October 16, 2023 1 minute ago, Being of Cacophony said: They realized that it wasn't actually Platypus' offer as they didn't reach out to him. It was Hacob's. No one knew which offer they'd go with. So it came as a bit of a surprise when they accepted all three offers. First, they handed over a Ghanderflaffle soul to Subversion, then they asked Wor for more details, and then they told Havib that they’d accept his help after they’d reached the maximum height allowed by their deals with the other two Narrators.
Immortal Platypus Posted October 16, 2023 Posted October 16, 2023 42 minutes ago, Nameless* said: So it came as a bit of a surprise when they accepted all three offers. First, they handed over a Ghanderflaffle soul to Subversion, then they asked Wor for more details, and then they told Havib that they’d accept his help after they’d reached the maximum height allowed by their deals with the other two Narrators. Hacob was a little offended that they were unable to spell his name right, but he didn't show it. He did, however, lend his support to the Doug-waffle without anyone knowing about it.
NameIess Posted October 16, 2023 Posted October 16, 2023 7 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said: Hacob was a little offended that they were unable to spell his name right, but he didn't show it. He did, however, lend his support to the Doug-waffle without anyone knowing about it. The General discovered Hacab’s treachery and sued him for conflict of interests.
ʟɪɢʜʈ Posted October 16, 2023 Posted October 16, 2023 7 minutes ago, Nameless* said: The General discovered Hacab’s treachery and sued him for conflict of interests. However he has a bad lawyer and the sue had no effect.
NameIess Posted October 16, 2023 Posted October 16, 2023 9 minutes ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said: However he has a bad lawyer and the sue had no effect. The General regretted this, realizing that she should have instead hired Butt Venture.
Immortal Platypus Posted October 16, 2023 Posted October 16, 2023 17 minutes ago, Nameless* said: The General discovered Hacab’s treachery and sued him for conflict of interests. Hacob counter-sued for defamation.
NameIess Posted October 16, 2023 Posted October 16, 2023 Just now, Being of Cacophony said: Hacob counter-sued for defamation. Unfortunately, Hobac had no case, as his name had never been defamed. 1
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