The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Immortal Platypus]

12 hours ago, Nameless* said:

That included the non-sentient waffle, fortunately. The Ghanderflaffles were saved.

Or so they thought.

For the waffle knew of a survivor that the Ghanderflaffles had discounted. Doug himself.

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, Being of Cacophony said:

For the waffle knew of a survivor that the Ghanderflaffles had discounted. Doug himself.

Indeed, the two had merged as a result of their contest, and the results were truly terrifying.

[Immortal Platypus]

Just now, Nameless* said:

Indeed, the two had merged as a result of their contest, and the results were truly terrifying.

which two?

The waffle's brain, with Doug's military expertise could destroy universes. And now the waffle was self-aware.

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, Being of Cacophony said:

which two?

The waffle's brain, with Doug's military expertise could destroy universes. And now the waffle was self-aware.

The Doug-waffle decided to lead the Ghanderflaffle empire to the greatest heights.

[Immortal Platypus]

34 minutes ago, Nameless* said:

The Doug-waffle decided to lead the Ghanderflaffle empire to the greatest heights.

But in the back of its mind, treason was brewing. It prepared to strike a devastating blow to the Ghanderflaffles.

[NameIess]

39 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

But in the back of its mind, treason was brewing. It prepared to strike a devastating blow to the Ghanderflaffles.

Fortunately for the Ghanderflaffles, the general discovered this plot.

[Immortal Platypus]

2 hours ago, Nameless* said:

Fortunately for the Ghanderflaffles, the general discovered this plot.

But no one knew if he could prevent it.

[NameIess]

3 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

But no one knew if he could prevent it.

So he went to the General. Everyone was certain that she could stop the Doug-waffles plot.

Everyone except for the General, at least.

[Immortal Platypus]

1 minute ago, Nameless* said:

So he went to the General. Everyone was certain that she could stop the Doug-waffles plot.

Everyone except for the General, at least.

The General had much less confidence than everyone else. The Doug-waffle was rightfully scary to him.

[NameIess]

13 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

The General had much less confidence than everyone else. The Doug-waffle was rightfully scary to him.

Indeed, of all the opponents the General had led her forces against, she was certain that the Doug-waffle was most dangerous.

[Immortal Platypus]

9 minutes ago, Nameless* said:

Indeed, of all the opponents the General had led her forces against, she was certain that the Doug-waffle was most dangerous.

Even without knowing it had existed, it had conquered entire worlds, the prospect of what it could do now was terrible.

[NameIess]

Just now, Being of Cacophony said:

Even without knowing it had existed, it had conquered entire worlds, the prospect of what it could do now was terrible.

But confident or not, the General knew she had to act. She would never let her people be destroyed again.

[Immortal Platypus]

1 minute ago, Nameless* said:

But confident or not, the General knew she had to act. She would never let her people be destroyed again.

The Doug-waffle, ever paranoid that its plots would be discovered began to gather its forces.

[NameIess]

Just now, Being of Cacophony said:

The Doug-waffle, ever paranoid that its plots would be discovered began to gather its forces.

The General learned of this through her spy network, and began slipping her own agents in amongst the Doug-waffle's army.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

abalador finally wakes up.

[NameIess]

He is greeted by an army of ants that is marching over him.

[Immortal Platypus]

10 minutes ago, Nameless* said:

The General learned of this through her spy network, and began slipping her own agents in amongst the Doug-waffle's army.

The doug-waffle notices them at once, and kills them all.

[NameIess]

Just now, Being of Cacophony said:

The doug-waffle notices them at once, and kills them all.

The General, now certain that the Doug-waffle is aware of her machinations, sends a small force to sneak attack his army.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

abalador screams a scream so loud that the ground shakes.

[NameIess]

This wasn't difficult, as he was located at the top of a very about-to-collapse building.

[ʟɪɢʜʈ]

But the building held strong

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

abalador stands up and falls onto his face. "OW"

[NameIess]

He then proceeds to roll down forty-five stories of ancient, rusty-nail covered stairs.

[Immortal Platypus]

14 minutes ago, Nameless* said:

The General, now certain that the Doug-waffle is aware of her machinations, sends a small force to sneak attack his army.

The Doug-waffle predicts this to happen and ambushes the force, leaving one alive to spread the word of its amazing intelligence and combat skill.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

abalador moves them away just before he hits each time.