The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

10 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

"So exactly why should I let you have it, instead of just giving it back to the house?"

"Fine, I'll tell you what it does." Subversion sighed. "It's a converter."

[Immortal Platypus]

8 minutes ago, Nameless* said:

"Fine, I'll tell you what it does." Subversion sighed. "It's a converter."

"For what?"

[NameIess]

2 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

"For what?"

"Give it here and I'll try to show you."

[Immortal Platypus]

9 minutes ago, Nameless* said:

"Give it here and I'll try to show you."

Hacob holds it in the opposite direction of Subversion. "Try to explain."

[NameIess]

8 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

Hacob holds it in the opposite direction of Subversion. "Try to explain."

"It can convert the fundamental substances between one another, and manipulate their form."

[Immortal Platypus]

1 hour ago, Nameless* said:

"It can convert the fundamental substances between one another, and manipulate their form."

"Ok. give me an example."

[NameIess]

24 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

"Ok. give me an example."

"It was once used to convert a large number of withergeists into a Mordite sword."

[Immortal Platypus]

11 minutes ago, Nameless* said:

"It was once used to convert a large number of withergeists into a Mordite sword."

"Oh. And you swear on your Narratorship to not use it in the duel?"

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, Being of Cacophony said:

"Oh. And you swear on your Narratorship to not use it in the duel?"

Subversion hesitated only briefly. "Yes. I, Subversion, swear not to use that medallion in our duel. Not that I would have done otherwise even without an oath."

[Immortal Platypus]

18 minutes ago, Nameless* said:

Subversion hesitated only briefly. "Yes. I, Subversion, swear not to use that medallion in our duel. Not that I would have done otherwise even without an oath."

"Ok." Hacob passes her the medallion.

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, Being of Cacophony said:

"Ok." Hacob passes her the medallion.

"Thanks." Subversion pockets it. "So, 13 more pages. Have any ideas to pass the time?"

[Immortal Platypus]

9 minutes ago, Nameless* said:

"Thanks." Subversion pockets it. "So, 13 more pages. Have any ideas to pass the time?"

"Well, there was a fight, but their Author seems to have gone missing," Platypus says. "I'm gonna go prep some stuff. See ya then!"

[NameIess]

14 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said:

"Well, there was a fight, but their Author seems to have gone missing," Platypus says. "I'm gonna go prep some stuff. See ya then!"

"All right. I think I'll go make some new thing before the fight." Subversion vanished.

[Immortal Platypus]

Platypus also vanished, then showed up in his lair to begin his preparations. 

[NameIess]

Meanwhile, something new appeared: A non-sentient, evil waffle.

[Immortal Platypus]

3 minutes ago, Nameless* said:

Meanwhile, something new appeared: A non-sentient, evil waffle.

But it was sapient. 

[NameIess]

6 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

But it was sapient. 

This was very odd, considering it was definitely a waffle.

Edited October 14, 2023 by Nameless*

[Immortal Platypus]

4 minutes ago, Nameless* said:

This was very odd, considering it was definitely a waffle.

It was especially odd, as it wasn't self-aware, but had human-like intelligence. It could plot, but couldn't include itself in any of its plots.

[NameIess]

Just now, Being of Cacophony said:

It was especially odd, as it wasn't self-aware, but had human-like intelligence. It could plot, but couldn't include itself in any of its plots.

For some reason, this led to its plans being incredibly genius.

[Immortal Platypus]

1 minute ago, Nameless* said:

For some reason, this led to its plans being incredibly genius.

It started plotting to overthrow the Ghanderflaffles. 

[NameIess]

3 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said:

It started plotting to overthrow the Ghanderflaffles. 

This would be very difficult, because the General had returned.

Edited October 14, 2023 by Nameless*

[Immortal Platypus]

4 hours ago, Nameless* said:

This would be very difficult, because the General had returned.

But its plots were near unstoppable. Only one being stood in its way.

[NameIess]

25 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

But its plots were near unstoppable. Only one being stood in its way.

This being was an ancient Ghanderflaffle named Hexoplorouscenicactitripical the Magolisically Benodromenent.

But for the sake of the story, let’s call him by the name he gained after fighting the evil waffle:

Doug.

[Immortal Platypus]

44 minutes ago, Nameless* said:

This being was an ancient Ghanderflaffle named Hexoplorouscenicactitripical the Magolisically Benodromenent.

But for the sake of the story, let’s call him by the name he gained after fighting the evil waffle:

Doug.

No one quite knew how he had gotten this name. There were no other survivors of the fight to explain it.

[NameIess]

2 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said:

No one quite knew how he had gotten this name. There were no other survivors of the fight to explain it.

That included the non-sentient waffle, fortunately. The Ghanderflaffles were saved.

Or so they thought.