The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Immortal Platypus]

1 hour ago, TheRavenHasLanded said:

"i need zero" and proceeds to rush forward and try to whack the evil thing.

you are not where Hacob is, you left

[NameIess]

Just now, Being of Cacophony said:

you are not where Hacob is, you left

I think Desolation split into a bunch of different copies and went to chase everyone individually.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Just now, Nameless* said:

A misty echo of Subversion appeared in front of him. "Hey! Just wanted to say thanks for saving me. And also, I think you put me back together wrong."

"Uhhh..." The once author said. "You're welcome. And... sorry? Do you want me to try to fix you?"

[NameIess]

Just now, Ancient Elantrian said:

"Uhhh..." The once author said. "You're welcome. And... sorry? Do you want me to try to fix you?"

"No, no. Probably wouldn't work. I think my author likes me better this way." Subversion looked annoyed. "Was it really too much to ask to be completely unchanged by being split into ten pieces, then put back together?"

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

"I'm so sorry." The Once author said. "Please don't kill me. I don't think I'm quite ready for that yet."

[NameIess]

"But that's the problem. I think I'd feel guilty if I killed you."

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

"And you aren't supposed to be able to feel guilty? I think guilt is a good thing."

 

[NameIess]

"A good thing? But what am I supposed to do when I want to blow up a planet, or ruin a character's life? How can I fulfill my duties as a narrator if I feel bad about it?"

[Immortal Platypus]

10 minutes ago, Nameless* said:

I think Desolation split into a bunch of different copies and went to chase everyone individually.

Desolation is there, abaldor is not

[NameIess]

Just now, Being of Cacophony said:

Desolation is there, abaldor is not

Well him yelling "I only need zero" could just be a coincidence. Maybe he really needs the number zero.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

14 minutes ago, Nameless* said:

"A good thing? But what am I supposed to do when I want to blow up a planet, or ruin a character's life? How can I fulfill my duties as a narrator if I feel bad about it?"

"Good point. I guess... just ignore it?'

Edited August 30, 2023 by Ancient Elantrian

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

25 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

you are not where Hacob is, you left

look, i have terrible memory lol

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

12 minutes ago, Nameless* said:

Well him yelling "I only need zero" could just be a coincidence. Maybe he really needs the number zero.

that would be funny tbh.

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

"Good point. Back when I was an author ruining characters was great. I guess... just ignore it?'

Subversion shook her head. "Don't think it'll work. I've tried, but I can't bring myself to stab Platypus in the back and join Feanor like I was planning to originally."

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

because he has a tendency to do this sort of thing, he pokes his head in and goes "ooohhhh what yall talking about?"

[NameIess]

Subversion is impressed at Falvan's speed, given how far away he'd been mere pages ago. "We're talking about the unfortunate developments related to my character."

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

"im not falvan"

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Nameless* said:

Subversion shook her head. "Don't think it'll work. I've tried, but I can't bring myself to stab Platypus in the back and join Feanor like I was planning to originally."

"Huh. I don't really know how to help you."

[NameIess]

2 minutes ago, TheRavenHasLanded said:

"im not falvan"

"Oh. That's my bad. You're uh..." Subversion subtly scanned the past few pages. "Abalodor! Of course. Sorry, having a hard time keeping all the new people straight."

Just now, Ancient Elantrian said:

"Huh. I don't really know how to help you."

"Don't really expect you to. Just needed to talk about this." Subversion sighed. "Stupid character development. Aren't narrators suppose to be mostly immune to that?"

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

"eh, no worries. its hard to keep track of me" proceeds to poof into a cloud of smoke and reappear right behind him

[NameIess]

Subversion doesn't jump. "So, just so that I can remember you better, what do you like doing?"

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

"that mostly. i do riddles, piss people off, etc"

[NameIess]

"Well it's a pleasure to meet you Abalodor. I'll try and remember that."

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

"trust me, it wont be a pleasure for long"

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

20 minutes ago, Nameless* said:

 

"Don't really expect you to. Just needed to talk about this." Subversion sighed. "Stupid character development. Aren't narrators suppose to be mostly immune to that?"

“Only if their author wills. And if they aren’t cut up and then sealed back together shin in a super crazy situation by a person who used to be an author but isn’t anymore.”