The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

1. THE TOILET!

2. THE CHASMFIEND!

3. DAGGER DAN'S DIVE!

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

“Okay. How about the Chasmfiend first.“

Edited September 25, 2022 by Rabbit Unmade

[That1Cellist he/him]

"The thought of going to Dagger Dan's dive fills my heart with dread." The Cellist said, voice wavering.

[NameIess]

"Didn't you hear? THE TOILET! THE CHASMFIEND! and DAGGER DAN'S DIVE!

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

“Yeah.“ Breathes Rabbit, “We‘ll try that one last.“

[That1Cellist he/him]

"Where should we go first, and how will we get there?" The Cellist asked, gathering his resolve and standing up straighter.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

“Chasmfiend. By rabbit mount.“ Says Rabbit.

[NameIess]

Eof nodded. "Unfortunately, we can't do them one at a time. We must split up and search them all at the same time, or else my family will be lost. This I can see clearly."

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

“I call Chasmfiend!“ Calls Rabbit as she rides off on her bunny mount.

[That1Cellist he/him]

"Well, I guess I'll head to The Toilet then." The Cellist says. "I don't have a fast way to get there though. Do you have any suggestions?"

[NameIess]

"Dagger Dan's Dive is an excellent shortcut. I can show you the way, since it seems I'll be heading there myself."

[That1Cellist he/him]

"That sound like a fine plan."

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I'm laughing so hard right now.

Butt Venture fell into the toilet.

[That1Cellist he/him]

"Oh dear!" The Cellist exclaimed. "Do you think he could be of help in our quest?"

[NameIess]

"He's probably just as desperate to find his sister as I am, so yes."

[That1Cellist he/him]

"Well, let's go then" The Cellist whooped. He then started off towards Dagger Dan's Dive.

[NameIess]

He and Eof immediately got mugged.

[That1Cellist he/him]

"Well, this is annoying. You are friends of Foe, I assume?" The Cellist asked, trying to fend his assailants off.

[NameIess]

The assailants continued throwing mugs at him.

[That1Cellist he/him]

"Ugh, I guess we will have to fight our way out of this." The Cellist grunted, pulling out his own mug and tossing another to Eof.

Edited September 26, 2022 by That1Cellist

[NameIess]

Eof caught the mug without looking, taking a long swig of coffee before chucking it directly into the head of a mugger.

Edited September 26, 2022 by Nameless

[That1Cellist he/him]

The Cellist preferred stainless steel cups, and so was at a disadvantage in this fight.

[NameIess]

Fortunately, Eof was a master at the art of mugging, and easily made up the slack.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Soon all of the muggers had been defeated, and the victory was punctuated by the crashing of mugs to the ground.

[NameIess]

Then they got Robbed.