The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

So we can cut back to Eof, Bookwyrm, Rym, Rep, and Impossible.

Impossible was being slowly lowered into an oversized woodchipper. Eof's eyes were hard as he glared at Rep. "Tell me Foe's plan, or your friend will die."

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"Are they really friends though? I feel like they're associates at best." Everyone said, watering an Afterglow Briar. It was sitting in a clay plant-pot, seeming content.

[NameIess]

Eof smiled, watching Rep's face carefully. "Oh, they're friends all right. No matter how much Rep would deny it."

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

6 hours ago, Nameless said:

Nameless was immediately consumed the weapon, drawn in in an instant.

A chair fell from the sky with a king on top of it, screaming, and landed on the glass sneaker.

[NameIess]

Unfortunately, Halcyon hadn't bolded that Narration, so it wasn't canon. Nameless waved hello to the non-canon king.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Nameless said:

Unfortunately, Halcyon hadn't bolded that Narration, so it wasn't canon. Nameless waved hello to the non-canon king.

Oops

King becomes canon, relieved that he was not hurt in the fall. As a reward to Nameless for waving at him, the king awards him an invisibility badge and poofs into smoke.

[NameIess]

Nameless accidentally dropped the invisible invisibility badge, losing it forever.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Nameless accidentally dropped the invisible invisibility badge, losing it forever.

Miles away in a different chat, Haly randomly finds an invisibility pin and slips it into her pocket 

[NameIess]

Unbeknownst to her, the pin made Haly completely invisible. 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Unbeknownst to her, the pin made Haly completely invisible. 

Grapevines start growing from the ground, reAching to strangle people

[NameIess]

People screamed. Why did people always try to strangle him?

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, Nameless said:

People screamed. Why did people always try to strangle him?

The vines begin to shrink, not by their own accord

[NameIess]

People breathed out a sigh of relief.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Nameless said:

People breathed out a sigh of relief.

A woman walks up, snapping her fingers at the vines “Down! DOWN. What have I told you about strangling people?”

[NameIess]

People looked surprised. "You can control vines?"

Edited September 23, 2022 by Nameless

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

6 minutes ago, Nameless said:

People looked surprised. "You can control vines?"

Woman: “These are my Bondvines. Pets, you could say. If they want to be able to move instead of sitting prone, they have to share a bond with me—or another Bondable. And part of that is obeying me—DOWN.” Snaps her fingers one more time and the vines curl in sulky submission 

Okay, now that I’ve started this might be good character material, which I claim for later use in novels 

Edited September 23, 2022 by TheHalcyonGirl

[NameIess]

"Oh, that's cool." People stuffed his handheld flamethrower back into his pocket. "How'd you learn to do that?"

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

7 minutes ago, Nameless said:

"Oh, that's cool." People stuffed his handheld flamethrower back into his pocket. "How'd you learn to do that?"

Woman: “Bondables aren’t made; they’re born. I was born with the potential to bond something, and I chose these vines. I channel some of my energy to them so they can think and move and such, but I can also cut it off at any time so they become normal plants again. Instead of thinking animals. It’s weird. Anyway, that’s what I do if they don’t obey me. I don’t really control them. Unfortunately.” Glares at vines, who crack a vine protestingly

Edited September 23, 2022 by TheHalcyonGirl

[NameIess]

"I see. By the way, what's your name? I'm People."

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, Nameless said:

"I see. By the way, what's your name? I'm People."

Woman: “I’m Kealie Cypress. I… like your name. Very unique.”

[NameIess]

"Thank you. And also thanks for not strangling me with your vines."

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, Nameless said:

"Thank you. And also thanks for not strangling me with your vines."

Grins “And why would I do that, now? I don’t even know you. That’s ridiculous.”

[NameIess]

"You'd be surprised. A lot of people around here kill people for the fun of it. Or because they think you you're going to kill them for the fun of it."

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Nameless said:

"You'd be surprised. A lot of people around here kill people for the fun of it. Or because they think you you're going to kill them for the fun of it."

Kealie: shakes her head “I’ve noticed. It’s rather stupid, really.”

[NameIess]

"Well, nice to know that not everyone you meet in Mordor is pure evil."