The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

1 minute ago, Nameless said:

But since his KD ratio was so good, the judge decided that Rep was the victor.

Rep still had bad gas, it was a permanent curse.

[NameIess]

Just now, The Wandering Wizard said:

Rep still had bad gas, it was a permanent curse.

Fortunately, he knew a cursebreaker.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Just now, Nameless said:

Fortunately, he knew a cursebreaker.

Unfortunately, said cursebreaker was dead.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

Fortunately, he knew a cursebreaker.

No cursebreaker could break a narration curse.

[NameIess]

So Rep kidnapped Wizard's dearest friend and gave the Narrator an ultimatum: remove his curse, or lose his friend forever.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard agreed as long as Rep left him alone for forever, he would remove the curse. Otherwise it would come back and Wizard wouldn't be able to remove it.

[NameIess]

Rep agreed to this.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"Let it be so." Rep was released from his curse.

[NameIess]

He immediately disappeared.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Rabbit thought it was unclear who disappeared, so Rep and the Wizard both did.

Seriously, who was it supposed to be?

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

In TLT, the answer is always the most random one. Everyone on the Thread disappeared. It was quiet, for once.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

All was quiet and Ruin was happy.

[NameIess]

Then Ruin realized he was now trapped in a prison with Nameless.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Preservation had seen both of them as a threat and so both were trapped for eternity, Narration powers and shard powers were useless in their new prison, all they could do was monologue.

[NameIess]

Nameless was content to sit back and wait. He knew his part in the prophecy, and no matter what, it would come to pass.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

But only if it did.

[NameIess]

Which it would, since the prophecy was infallible.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Then, Ruin exploded.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

But it took years and years and years for it to be fulfilled.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

So Ruin exploded very slowly.

[NameIess]

This was nice, because Nameless was able to harness the explosion to create a power plant, finally giving him access to running water.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The power ran out in two seconds flat.

[NameIess]

So Nameless cranked up the speed of Ruin's explosion.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Unfortunately, that caused power production to end as soon as the explosion was over. Which was about two days.

[NameIess]

Fortunately, Nameless managed to produce enough power to have running water until the end of the next page.