The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

He found it in a Eizard's poop.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar was watching this all the while he was having his massive headache.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Roman punched Thaidakar, thinking that would help.

[NameIess]

Nameless slapped Thaidakar thinking it would look like he thought it would help.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard sent them all a imploding kitten thinking it would help.

[NameIess]

Spoiler: It did not help.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar sighed, healing himself, "that hurt!" he then teleported away.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The imploding kitten followed Thaidakar and rubbed against his leg.

[NameIess]

Nameless teleported after Thaidakar and continued annoying him until the Narrator told him why he was so annoying.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The cat split and started rubbing against Nameless as well as Thaidakar.

[NameIess]

Nameless decided to name the imploding kitten Balifir.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Balifir was a great imploding kitten and protected Nameless from the myriad of explosions going on.

[NameIess]

Nameless started feeding Balifir explosions.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

He started producing bale fire.

[NameIess]

Nameless wondered what would happen if he fed Balifir some Flame of Tar Valon.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

This started producing some unknown materials, that produced unknown effects.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar groaned then said, "Nameless? I think my memories are... leaving! I'm too awesome to have memory loss! and too young!"

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Thaidakar's imploding kitten promptly sat on his face.

[NameIess]

55 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Thaidakar groaned then said, "Nameless? I think my memories are... leaving! I'm too awesome to have memory loss! and too young!"

Nameless decided to do a callback to the last time Thaidakar had memory loss and tried to kill Thaidakar before Thaidakar could kill him.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

13 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Nameless decided to do a callback to the last time Thaidakar had memory loss and tried to kill Thaidakar before Thaidakar could kill him.

Thaidakar smashed something in his face to jog his memory. he stopped Nameless by freezing him in cheese ice. Thaidakar then used an uno reverse card to bring back the book Nameless had destroyed. he sighed, "that's better." he stuffed his auto biography back into his pocket.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The uno reverse caused Butt Venture to succeed in his venture to merge with Chuck Noris.

[NameIess]

1 hour ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Thaidakar smashed something in his face to jog his memory. he stopped Nameless by freezing him in cheese ice. Thaidakar then used an uno reverse card to bring back the book Nameless had destroyed. he sighed, "that's better." he stuffed his auto biography back into his pocket.

Nameless grabbed the autobiography and turned to the page in which Thaidakar described his first encounter with Nameless.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

39 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Nameless grabbed the autobiography and turned to the page in which Thaidakar described his first encounter with Nameless.

Thaidakar sent Nameless into a time loop in the past then stole back the book, "no stealing." he put it into a place noone besides Thaidakar could reach. him and his only grandson of course, AdoKho.

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Thaidakar sent Nameless into a time loop in the past then stole back the book, "no stealing." he put it into a place noone besides Thaidakar could reach. him and his only grandson of course, AdoKho.

Nameless politely asked AdoKho if he could have a copy.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

AdoKho fuzzed and it was revealed to be Butt Venture.