The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

the Sword got itself regurgitated swiftly, it was quite the unpleasant experience.

2 hours ago, Nameless said:

"WERE YOU REALLY GOING TO SAY THAT STUPID DIDN'T EXIST BEFORE I DID? THAT'S STUPID."

Thaidakar shrugged then punched an oncoming reported in the gut.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

1 minute ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

the Sword got itself regurgitated swiftly, it was quite the unpleasant experience.

The reguritation was into a deeper stomach of the krakitrice. The krakitrice gained the power to make really bad puns at the best moments.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, The Wandering Wizard said:

The reguritation was into a deeper stomach of the krakitrice. The krakitrice gained the power to make really bad puns at the best moments.

someone named the REGURGITATOR killed the krakitrice and saved the Sword. somehow, REGURGITATOR was the Sword's long lost seventh cousin five times removed.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The krakitrice came back and plotted in secret, unknown to all the swords in the world.

[NameIess]

An essential part of the Krakatrice's plan was the fact that the power of prophecy was on his side. This meant one thing: flashbacks.

Edited June 22, 2022 by Nameless

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

the flashbacks went back to an ancient time before time was a child. a very young child named Jeffery Teddy Time.

[NameIess]

This was a very potent flashback, and unlocked a stunning new power for the Krakatrice.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

This gift was so powerfull the next seven posts will describe how awesome it is.

[NameIess]

It was more awesome than Thaidakar's entire character arc.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

the new power was extraordinary, it revealed even more flashbacks into times beyond times.

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It was more awesome than Thaidakar's entire character arc.

Thaidakar was quite offended.

Edited June 22, 2022 by Thaidakar the Ghostblood

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

It was greater than the allgod era.

[NameIess]

It was indescribably awesome.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

It was greater than Alcatraz ranting about fish sticks.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

and greater then Mac and cheese in Alcatraz's opinion. it was also only second best compared to rutabaga.

[NameIess]

It was-shockingly-even more awesome than Kaladin. Or at least, more awesome than that time Kaladin fought Amaram.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

This power was the ability to...

[NameIess]

Eat any kind of sw-wait a second.

The ninjas laughed as they caused a time paradox.

Edited June 22, 2022 by Nameless

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

eat hot coals without burning.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Sw-wait a second's were a rare type of living swords that were impossible to eat, through any normal means.

[NameIess]

And hot coals were just annoying.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The krakitrice traked down the hiding place of the Sw-wait a seconds. They were living in a cave, the same cave that Wizard was meditating in.

[NameIess]

The cave also happened to be inhabited by an old friend of Nameless. One Oliver Galen.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The krakitrice sneakily entered the cave.

[Silva]

Then tripped and unintentionally set off cannon.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard caught the cannon ball. "You really should be more careful in your movements. You sounded like a herd of stampeding ghanderflaffles being chased by a pack of Eizards."