The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Implosion kirby started the reaction.

[NameIess]

And Nameless stopped the reaction.

9 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

The Darkbeast ate the space in front of it, continuing to gain on Lard.

Lard, after dealing with the entire jedi council, turned to his brothers for advice. "Alright Legend, your shapeshifting isn't working. How about you Barath? You're the expert on these wither type things." Upon his call, Barath's shade formed from the miasma that swirled around Lard, scarred face frowning in concern. "I'm afraid I have only guesses. Never seen this particular breed of wither creature before, not in all my nights living. It seems to move by eating the reality. Perhaps a location with thicker reality will slow it? Closer to a Narrator, perhaps." Lard nodded gratefully, Barath fading back into the mass of shapeless souls. "Alright Legend, we need more speed if we're going to make it to a Narrator. Any ideas?" His brother grinned, shaping Lard into a phoenix, and the Haunted Man blasted off through the night sky, roaring straight towards the nearest Narrator.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Drozor shuddered at the sound of the mime's ... voices, for a lack of a better word. he felt a sharp stab of pain in his head, then disjointed memories swirled through it, memories of his time as the skiens.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The nearest Narrator happened to be Nameless.

Edited May 24, 2022 by xinoehp512

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Kirby went and sucked in many time crash enemies and exploded next to Nameless simultaneously breaking time and the planet.

[NameIess]

6 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

The nearest Narrator happened to be Nameless.

Nameless was a bit surprised when his war council  was interrupted  a phoenix carrying 655 bursting through his wall, followed close after by the Darkbeast, but he recovered quickly, throwing a pocket universe at the Darkbeast and pulling out his sword.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The Darkbeast chewed on the universe happily in the corner. 655 sighed in relief.

[NameIess]

36 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

The Darkbeast chewed on the universe happily in the corner. 655 sighed in relief.

Nameless waved hello to 655 and was about to ask who the phoenix was, when both the planet and time exploded.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

43 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Nameless waved hello to 655 and was about to ask who the phoenix was, when both the planet and time exploded.

655 was miffed that this kept happening to him.

[NameIess]

2 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

655 was miffed that this kept happening to him.

Nameless took the opportunity to move the planet slightly before recreating it, leaving the Darkbeast to munch on it's pocket universe in solitude. The planet was now orbiting a pink star.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

This pink star was kirby after he exploded. For now he slept.

[NameIess]

For a time, the inhabitants of the planet lived in peace and harmony.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Till the robots came for their land and robotizied everything.

[NameIess]

Then the world once again devolved into civil war.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Because Kirby

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

13 hours ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Thaidakar teleported to Sequence and squeezed them in a hug, "I REMEMBER!"

Sequence blinked. "...How? You're from like, 400 years ago or whatever. How many pages is that?" Sequence narrowed her eyes. "Are you an imposter-Thaidakar? Like, a withergeist in disguise or something?"

Edited May 24, 2022 by Sequence

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Kirby cackles in the background, all is going according to plan.

[NameIess]

The civil war spread until the entire surface of the ocean burned red in the night, and the sky wept with sorrow.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Yet no one would stay dead it was like the world was a massive Hinderstap town.

[NameIess]

This was because Nameless had promised Moni he wouldn't kill anyone for ten pages.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

So the people murdered eachother day after day but never died, a endless war that soon consumed the universe.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

45 minutes ago, Sequence said:

Sequence blinked. "...How? You're from like, 400 years ago or whatever. How many pages is that?" Sequence narrowed her eyes. "Are you an imposter-Thaidakar? Like, a withergeist in disguise or something?"

"im no imposter." he smiled, "I got my memories, I found a plan." Sevel floated calmly beside him.

"sequence, sevel here is the last remnant of my future soul."

[NameIess]

Except they couldn't murder each other, as that implies actual death.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

They just politely chopped of each other's heads and reattached them.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

2 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

They just politely chopped of each other's heads and reattached them.

This was possible because they were all displacers.