The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Eof was a benevolent Tyrant who ruled all people with a firm yet steady hand.

[NameIess]

Which was why he had created the Witherlord. To distract the Narrators so they’d be too busy to discover his existence.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Yet his plans always failed in the end and he would have to purge this universe and start again soon.

[NameIess]

Which was why he created Nameless

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

He was unwittingly the tool of Eof

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

What I'm getting from this is that Eof is @ElephantEarwax

[NameIess]

Eof was greater than even the ancient Elephant Earwax. Indeed, his powers were not just stronger but far older.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

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What I'm getting from this is that Eof is @ElephantEarwax

Which could technically be true, if not for the fact that the legendary Elephant Earwax has posted a total of one time in the last two years.

Edited May 16, 2022 by Sequence

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

For he had influenced Elephant Earwax into creating TLT in the first place.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

my speculation was not canon, you realize

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

5 minutes ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

my speculation was not canon, you realize

Which is exactly why the other Narrators had decided to make it canon.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Because it's fun though

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Exactly.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The Canonization Cannon shot them, for upsurping it.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

But it only hit Matt Meese as Scott Sterlin and so it reflected back at the canon.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

1 minute ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

The Canonization Cannon shot them, for upsurping it.

Unfortunately, the canonization cannon malfunctioned, and made the following posts non-canon.

[NameIess]

This set off a chain of events that would inevitably lead to the end of TLT

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

We are now back to the Nameless End, the one that is actually the End of Time, but we do not speak its name. It was quickly devouring the Futures of the world.

[NameIess]

Unfortunately, (depending on your point of view) it had run into a problem.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Someone had discovered it's name.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

*Bzzzrttt-* "And that's all folks and well get you back to your regularly sheduled show of TLT tomorrow," cried the announcer Eof.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

The End

[NameIess]

Then the Nameless End at The End and the cosmic hierarchy was established.

However, the Nameless End still had a problem. There were just too many dang futures.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"And were back for our regularly scheduled show folks," cried Eof as he was the announcer for the show TLT and he had to keep TLT going.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

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There were just too many dang futures

Most of which contained copious amounts of laser-powered breadmunk-bots.

Edited May 16, 2022 by Sequence