The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

The chicken turned Thaidakar into a worm.

[Guest]

The chicken uses the stone to take the feed.

Edited May 11, 2022 by Blake Hawklow
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[xinoehp512 he/him]

It then walked off and was never seen again.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar blinked, he narrated himself back into existence, "you just stole stuff from Mythos."

Mythos' powers coalaced and he turned the chicken into a pile of dust, he took the stone and used it to turn the dust into air.

[NameIess]

THE END

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But it was just a stone now.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar wacked The End with a frying pan.

Edited May 11, 2022 by Thaidakar the Ghostblood

[NameIess]

Because chickens have amazing metabolisms.

[Guest]

DUN DUN DUN

 

Edited May 11, 2022 by Blake Hawklow
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[NameIess]

Ninjas ran rampant, laughing with glee. Wherever groups of narrators congregated, they could slip into the cracks, destroying what little order remained to TLT.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Mythos then had an ephiphany, he knew what to do. he asked Knight if he would be challenging the witherlord any time soon with that sword of his.

[NameIess]

Knight the King of Malkier gave Mythos a confused look. "Sword? I've never held a sword in my life."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

 

655 wondered where the wise mentor was. They really ought to have showed up by now...

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Mythos gave Knight a glower, "not you, I meant the Knight who was chosen by the Skeins."

[NameIess]

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

655 wondered where the wise mentor was. They really ought to have showed up by now...

Rep was confused. "What wise mentor? You mean Thom? I think he died. Or maybe he just got separated from the rest of the party."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

Rep was confused. "What wise mentor? You mean Thom? I think he died. Or maybe he just got separated from the rest of the party."

"Should we try summoning him?"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

Rep was confused. "What wise mentor? You mean Thom? I think he died. Or maybe he just got separated from the rest of the party."

"not THAT wise mentor, another one named Knight." 

Knight the mentor raised his hand but Mythos hit him with a large stick, "not you either."

Thaidakar started celebrating Death and Faxes having a release date now.

[NameIess]

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

"Should we try summoning him?"

"Sure. You know any summoning rituals?" Rep pulled out a chainsaw. "Because I sure do."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

1 minute ago, Nameless said:

"Sure. You know any summoning rituals?" Rep pulled out a chainsaw. "Because I sure do."

"That's for trees, right?" said 655 nervously.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Rand ol bore walked in, he was wrinkly and looked like an old raisin, "who wants to hear the tale of how I took over the stone of tear?"

[NameIess]

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

"That's for trees, right?" said 655 nervously.

Rep grinned. "No, actually. This is for the fourth wall. Specially made. With this thing, we can definitely summon Thom."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

Rep grinned. "No, actually. This is for the fourth wall. Specially made. With this thing, we can definitely summon Thom."

"Okay," 655 said, not entirely reassured.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

A horse named Nightmare cantered into TLT.

[NameIess]

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

"Okay," 655 said, not entirely reassured.

Rep revved the chainsaw and started cutting. "I'm pretty sure this isn't dangerous. I'm like, 99% sure that it's completely-" He cut off as his chainsaw got dragged into a gaping hole in reality.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

Rep revved the chainsaw and started cutting. "I'm pretty sure this isn't dangerous. I'm like, 99% sure that it's completely-" He cut off as his chainsaw got dragged into a gaping hole in reality.

655 peered through. "Thom?" he called.