The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

Unfortunately, with the death of the pile of gold cheese, Foe needed to take over the moon again.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He'd decided to try a new tack, however.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar launched a cheese missile at Djibouti. Superman ate the missile for breakfast and Thaidakar got mad at Superman. Superman revealed he was actually just Spook in disguise. Thaidakar disowned him for the seventh time and started a game of monopoly.

[NameIess]

Foe sent his armies throughout the land to capture several potential sacrifices.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"Earthworm Sally, carrying diseases from Florida to Cali."

[xinoehp512 he/him]

655 sighed as he was tied up for the seventh time in a row.

[NameIess]

Rep struggled as the armies carried him, wrapped in chains, to Foe's evil lair. "At least everyone else got away all right. I'm sure they'll come rescue us."

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar tried to give Foe Spook, but Spook said that he had an uncompleted arc still. Thaidakar untied 655 and gave him billions of dollars, "sorry for the trouble, hope you well." he then gave him a pile of Twix bars.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

Rep struggled as the armies carried him, wrapped in chains, to Foe's evil lair. "At least everyone else got away all right. I'm sure they'll come rescue us."

Impossible nodded, his mouth was gagged. 

Nowhere, meanwhile, was creating his army of giant Earwaxium robots to go grab Rep and Impossible. he finished and then came with the robots lumbering behind him.

[NameIess]

Rep was confuzzled again, but made a valiant escape attempt, managing to kill thirteen soldiers with the Twix bar before being recaptured.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Foe laughed maniacally. It was all coming together.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

The earwaxium robots wrecked the army and rescued rep. Nowhere untied Impossible and Impossible killed twenty enemies. 

[NameIess]

Unfortunately, Foe still had three hundred armies left.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"It's too late!" he declared.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

The non-personified version of everyone screamed.

[Guest]

*Giant uno reverse falls out of the sky*

[NameIess]

At that moment, Unintelligible(?) stepped out of the shadows. "Surrender Foe! I have you surrounded!"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Chip von Chipo, friend of Mythos, attacked with his large armies. the numbers of chips were about 8 trillion. 

A ghanderflaffle attacked, and then another, and another. five million ghanderflaffles attacked all the armies.

Chaos (not the admin) ensued. withergeists popped in with Abomination at their head. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"Hey," 655 suddenly spoke, "you know the moon isn't made of cheese, right?"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar snatched the uno reverse and was about to use it when it turned into dust.

Thanos walked in with squid ward at his side. an army of venom clones behind them.

[NameIess]

Everyone (Non-personified) froze.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Foe was stunned at the revelation 655 had just revealed.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Narrator Narrator walked in, he looked at the big battle and groaned, "not again." he teleported up to Foe and punched them, "why did you start this?"

[xinoehp512 he/him]

"Cheese..." mumbled Foe.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

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Everyone (Non-personified) froze.

Everyone (personified) also froze.

Edited May 11, 2022 by Sequence
Ninja'd thrice XD