The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Shadow called the quarkbeast, "yeah, I have this thing called 'The End' I wonder if you would like to eat it."

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The End was offended as it rather liked existing

[xinoehp512 he/him]

655 sighed. "I sympathize."

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

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T̷̗̙̭̭͈͓̦̰̮͙̍͠h̵̨̧̦̪̗̥̦͇̭̻̳̿͑̑͆̀̚e̵̡̘͛̄̇̓͂̇͂̓̿̔̃͋͘͘ ̸̧̨̩͉̝͎̭̯̮̱̣̲̞̩̅͜͝E̸̖̯̤̝̹̤̤͖̬̣̹͕̹͖͎̣̅̈́̒͂̅̐͆́́̄̍͊͝͝͝͝ͅņ̷̡͍͓̭̹̻͔̳̪̮̼͈̩͚̅̃̆̃̓̾͆̕͝ḑ̶̡̥̦̙̻̖͓̱͚̮́̈̀̌̆̈́͂̐͝

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Shadow nodded, they would still exist, just in the quark beast's stomach.

[NameIess]

Rep was confuzzeled.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"But that's hardly existing at all" exclaimed the urn's remains

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

So was Impossible.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Meanwhile, Foe was busy plotting how to take over the moon.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

It had a very intriguing plan.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Jimmy Thunder bashed Foe in the head with a giant bucket named Herb.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Herb died soon after.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Foe laughed. "You fool! I don't have a brain!"

[NameIess]

The only problem with the plan was that it required the sacrifice of several non-narrator characters with a minimum level of character development. Where was he going to find those? It's not like they just walked around... wait a second.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Jimmy had expected this so he pulled out a disintegrator-inator and used it on Foe.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Unfortunately, Foe was able to use his dis-disintegrator-inator first.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Both Disintegrator-inators died soon after.

Edited May 11, 2022 by Sequence

[NameIess]

This was quite sad.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar ate pop corn as he watched the battle-inator commence.

Jimmy threw a giant gold pile of cheese on to Foe.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Thaidakar ate pop corn as he watched the battle-inator commence.

Jimmy threw a giant gold pile of cheese on to Foe.

"Hey!" exclaimed Foe, surprised. "That's exactly what I wanted the moon for! Thanks!"

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Giant Gold Pile of Cheese died soon after.

[NameIess]

This was slightly less sad.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

"Hey!" exclaimed Foe, surprised. "That's exactly what I wanted the moon for! Thanks!"

"your welcome." Jimmy nodded, "I was wondering why this pile of golden cheese was in my back pocket."

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

1 minute ago, Nameless said:

This was slightly less sad.

But only slightly.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar started a war with Djibouti.