The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

Meanwhile, the other half of the population had run into a problem: the space giant was still trying to kill 655, and he was really bad at telling humans apart.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Another narrator put a small sun inbetween the fragments to give life, heat, death, and a new core.

[NameIess]

This violated all laws of physics, but Narrators tended to ignore that anyways, so it worked just fine.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

9 minutes ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

We have degenerated again! hooray!

The Quarkbeast could not return the urn, as it had been eaten and crushed into a fine powder

655 requested that the Quarkbeast return the powder to him.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Narrator Wizard replied that it was fun to occasionally break the laws of physics and break people's minds.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

1 minute ago, xinoehp512 said:

655 requested that the Quarkbeast return the powder to him.

The Quarkbeast vanished and in its place was the powder.

[NameIess]

It was at this point that uncle Brandy got back from his extended vacation.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

He was met with a faceful of powdered urn.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Butt venture returned as well.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

As this was the traditional way to welcome people back to TLT.

[NameIess]

Uncle Brandy was unfortunately allergic to urn powder, and immediately went into cardiac arrest.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

And then the dragon ate him.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Yes. Meanwhile, TOWWACBob was using the balancium to create a machine, with Samanth Vacker helping, unconsiously vanishing occasionally.

[NameIess]

What dragon, you ask? Well, surprisingly, it wasn't the dragon that was chasing 655. It was a dragon that had lived happily in the sun until an annoying narrator moved it. So now the dragon was very angry, and also hungry.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It was also female. And the urn dragon was male.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

given that it was living in the center of a star, it was red

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The urn dragon was also red.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

But it's favorite color was ironically, blue.

[NameIess]

Which was why it had wanted the urn, after all.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The dragon yearned after the urn as the last urn had exploded when a egg fell into the yellow liquid.

[NameIess]

This unfortunate turn of events had led to marital strife between the sun and urn dragons.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

The yellow liquid was not very happy about this.

[NameIess]

It had been shipping the dragons for the past three thousand years.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

In the yellow liquid's opinion, this was a sad way to end the fanfiction.

[NameIess]

So it decided to undissolve the egg.