The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The Quarkbeast ate their jetpacks, then started to sniff the urn

[xinoehp512 he/him]

655's remains had neatly contained themselves within it.

Edited May 10, 2022 by xinoehp512

[NameIess]

It was at this precise moment that the meteorite expanded to reveal that it was actually a space giant.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Unfortunately, 655 could not fight from inside an urn.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The space giant then gave everyone Frobscottle.

[NameIess]

After providing snacks the the spectators, the space giant, being an being of honor, picked the urn up and threw it into the nearest ocean.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

655 popped back up with a splash, tasting of salt.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The Quarkbeast, having no idea what was going on, ate the urn.

[NameIess]

The space giant was slightly surprised by this turn of events, but revved up its hyperspace laser cutter to prepare for battle nonetheless.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

655 was very sad that his urn was eaten.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The Quarkbeast was unable to tell this.

[NameIess]

The space giant leaped a hundred feet straight up into the air, hyperspace laser cutter pulled back over his head, ready to smash downwards and obliterate literally everything beneath it.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

655 attempted to communicate his desire for the urn to the Quarkbeast.

[NameIess]

The space giant plummeted from the heavens, streaking downwards in a fiery ball of absolute destruction.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The world was sliced in twain.

[NameIess]

Metaphorically speaking.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It was actually shattered into exactly 148,983,456 pieces.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Of cheese.

[NameIess]

But the people on the planet were in two camps. The first thought that aliens had destroyed the planet, and the second...

[xinoehp512 he/him]

Were under the impression that it was still entirely whole.

[NameIess]

Despite the fact that it was definitely shattered. Those dang aliens.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The people began to put the planet back together.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

12 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

655 attempted to communicate his desire for the urn to the Quarkbeast.

We have degenerated again! hooray!

The Quarkbeast could not return the urn, as it had been eaten and crushed into a fine powder

[NameIess]

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

The people began to put the planet back together.

Or at least half of them did. The other half still refused to believe that it was broken, and thus sat stubbornly on their tiny chunks of rock that were floating through space, slowly running out of oxygen.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

A watching Narrator got a kick out of this and decided to constantly supply them with oxygen.