The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

1 minute ago, Nameless said:

"With his reputation? Definitely. He once tracked a bounty across three threads, and brought them back alive."

"Impressive. Unfortunately, there is a large difference between interthread travel, and finding something that barely exists within the laws of the universe."

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, Sequence said:

"Impressive. Unfortunately, there is a large difference between interthread travel, and finding something that barely exists within the laws of the universe."

"Trust me. If a tenth of his reputation is true, he's the guy for the job."

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Just now, Nameless said:

"Trust me. If a tenth of his reputation is true, he's the guy for the job."

"Alright then. I wish both of you the best of luck." Everyone dropped the sewing kit they had been holding, and vanished into thin air.

[NameIess]

Just now, Sequence said:

"Alright then. I wish both of you the best of luck." Everyone dropped the sewing kit they had been holding, and vanished into thin air.

Someone else started walking back to the party, pulling out his phone to call Rep.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

20 hours ago, Nameless said:

"Ah. Bother. Nameless has Sequence on the guest list." Someone else sighed, making a note on his clipboard. "I suppose I'll need to find an adventurer to go deliver that invitation."

An eagle flew down, and transformed into Alex. "I heard you needed an adventurer." 

Elsewhere:

TOWWACBob rushed around the hospitable table, on which was a horribly scarred and emaciated elf. Slowly, the elf's eyes blinked open.

"Wh-where am I?" he asked in a scratchy voice. "What is this stuff attached to me?!" He tried to sit up, but did not have the strength.

"You are Elsewhere." TOWWACBob said calmly. "I do not have access to proper elven medicine, and it would not have been able to cure you. I have purged the poison from your system, and you are now stable." he began to remove the wires and needles from the elf's body. "No one here knows you, it is the perfect second chance. I would suggest you chose a different name, though. It would make your life easier."

The elf considered for a moment. "I think I agree. I think I'll be Samath Vacker. Who are you?"

"You can call me Bob," TOWWACBob said with a smile. "Now let me help you catch up with the events of this world."

@Thaidakar the Ghostblood

Edited May 2, 2022 by EmulatonStromenkiin

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

4 minutes ago, Sequence said:

"Nowhere, Elsewhere, Everywhere, Everyone. How many more are the Narrators going to add to this list before they get bored?" Everyone asked from... somewhere.

NOT A NAME! It is an undisclosed location! It has no name, and TOWWACBob did not want to define it more precisely.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

1 minute ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

NOT A NAME! It is an undisclosed location! It has no name, and TOWWACBob did not want to define it more precisely.

whoops XD I read that wrong.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

26 minutes ago, Sequence said:

whoops XD I read that wrong.

It's fine, I try to be more creative in my naming. do make capitalization distinctions, though.

The cannon rolled in to the area by Nameless

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

The cannon was quite sad, because it had always wanted to have human emotions.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

However, it was still in a state of semi-sentience, and did not know what was going on. It began to fire clean hogs everywhere again.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Many anonymous individuals screamed in terror.

[NameIess]

5 hours ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

An eagle flew down, and transformed into Alex. "I heard you needed an adventurer." 

 

Someone else looked at Alex. "And I suppose you're an adventurer?"

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

1 hour ago, Nameless said:

Someone else looked at Alex. "And I suppose you're an adventurer?"

"Alexander Taylor, Adventurer and Wizard, at your service," he said with a bow.

[NameIess]

10 minutes ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

"Alexander Taylor, Adventurer and Wizard, at your service," he said with a bow.

"Interesting. You might be a good supporting hero for Rep. He probably doesn't have much of a team put together at the moment."

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

17 minutes ago, Nameless said:

"Interesting. You might be a good supporting hero for Rep. He probably doesn't have much of a team put together at the moment."

"I imagine not. Send a geeb for me if you need me." Alex turned back into an eagle, and flew off.

[NameIess]

Just now, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

"I imagine not. Send a geeb for me if you need me." Alex turned back into an eagle, and flew off.

"Okay fine! You can just work with him instead. Does that work, or do you insist on going alone?"

[xinoehp512 he/him]

On 4/30/2022 at 10:56 PM, Nameless said:

"I need a rusting bandage! Or better yet, a regrowth fabrial, or even a burning hospital teleportation device! Not a water bottle!"

The survey desperately tried to create the words but got mixed up and created a pot of dirt on fire.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

2 hours ago, Nameless said:

"Okay fine! You can just work with him instead. Does that work, or do you insist on going alone?"

Alex swooped back down and became human again. "I said I have no problem working with him, It's not a good idea to go places alone on an adventure. I was not trying to pressure you into something. I do not know where this Rep is, and I'm taking in the lay of the land, like Bob advised."

[NameIess]

15 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

The survey desperately tried to create the words but got mixed up and created a pot of dirt on fire.

"Alright, calm down. Just focus on making one thing. Try a regrowth fabrial."

14 hours ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

Alex swooped back down and became human again. "I said I have no problem working with him, It's not a good idea to go places alone on an adventure. I was not trying to pressure you into something. I do not know where this Rep is, and I'm taking in the lay of the land, like Bob advised."

"Huh. Alright. I'll give Rep a call and ask him to come over."

--

Rep slashed the last piece of machinery off of Unintelligible(?), and sat back, exhausted. "That was fun, wouldn't you say?" A faint ringing sounded. Rep shook his head to dispell it, but it only got louder. He glanced annoyed at Impossible. "That's your ringtone? Really? A high-pitched ringing sound? Answer it, would you?"

@Thaidakar the Ghostblood

[xinoehp512 he/him]

1 hour ago, Nameless said:

"Alright, calm down. Just focus on making one thing. Try a regrowth fabrial."

The words afterglow briar appeared. An afterglow briar appeared.

[NameIess]

49 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

The words afterglow briar appeared. An afterglow briar appeared.

"What in the world is an afterglow briar?" Moni picked it up. "Is it useful for healing?"

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

1 hour ago, xinoehp512 said:

The words afterglow briar appeared. An afterglow briar appeared.

The disembodied voice sounded. "I believe I can help. My life become strength, My strength become yours!" the disembodied voice vanished from the thread forever, and the survey was empowered and focused with blank energy.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

19 minutes ago, Nameless said:

"What in the world is an afterglow briar?" Moni picked it up. "Is it useful for healing?"

Whatever an afterglow briar was, it sounded absolutely adorable. 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

4 hours ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

The disembodied voice sounded. "I believe I can help. My life become strength, My strength become yours!" the disembodied voice vanished from the thread forever, and the survey was empowered and focused with blank energy.

This did not make it any better at spelling, unfortunately.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

52 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

This did not make it any better at spelling, unfortunately.

But it did make the afterglow briar sentient, fortunately.