The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

Maybe?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The Quarkbeast crunched the frustratium up happily in about two seconds, and was completely unaffected by it, not having investiture. It continued to chase the cut up monster.

Edited March 21, 2022 by EmulatonStromenkiin

[NameIess]

3 hours ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

The Quarkbeast crunched the frustratium up happily in about two seconds, and was completely unaffected by it, not having investiture. It continued to chase the cut up monster.

But it does have investiture.

The monster was very sad, so it fed the quarkbeast a television.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

59 minutes ago, Nameless said:

But it does have investiture

the quarkbeast, not the metal.

The quarkbeast was at this point chasing the monster in a misguided attempt to play with it, but it stopped and took a whole hour to eat the tv, as it was very large.

[NameIess]

The monster took this opportunity to sneak away.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Once the Quarkbeast had finished eating the TV, it was sad to discover that the monster had snuck away.

[NameIess]

But the monster had only gone to get the Quarkbeast a better treat: The greatest piece of metal in the universe.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The Quarkbeast hungrily sniffed at the vines at Moni's feet.

[NameIess]

Moni stared at it in confusion. "What in the Almighty's name are you?"

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The Quarkbeast looked up at her, a little confused that she hadn't noticed him when it ate the vines off her feet earlier. "QUARK!" it barked excitedly.

[NameIess]

Moni was very confused.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The Quarkbeast Ate the vines around her ankles, carefully so as to not hurt her.

[NameIess]

Moni looked at the Witherlord. He seemed lost in thought. Could she escape? She glanced over her shoulder at her friends, also trapped in vines.

[+Doomstick he/him]

so she hired a consultant 

[NameIess]

The consultant was the Quarkbeast, since no one else was around, and it seemed to recommend eating stuff. Or maybe it just liked eating stuff.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

19 hours ago, Nameless said:

Maybe?

41 Can you <die>?

[NameIess]

Just now, xinoehp512 said:

41 Can you <die>?

Yes, of course.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The Quarkbeast ate the vines around her friends, careful so as to not hurt them.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Then it ate the dairy product called quark 

[NameIess]

Moni began walking slowly towards her friends, trying to move silently.

[+Doomstick he/him]

so silently that she had the sudden urge to repair a wall

[NameIess]

Fortunately the wall hadn't been broken for at least five minutes, so there was no need.

[+Doomstick he/him]

Yet. 

 

Spoiler

Stick winked at the reader, shattering the fourth wall. “Told you it would be long”

 

[xinoehp512 he/him]

54 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Yes, of course.

40 The <Shadow King> will be distracted for approximately 3 minutes, after which he will hunt down and destroy all who stand in his way. How far will his captives be able to flee?

[NameIess]

11 minutes ago, xinoehp512 said:

40 The <Shadow King> will be distracted for approximately 3 minutes, after which he will hunt down and destroy all who stand in his way. How far will his captives be able to flee?

Moni abandoned all attempts at silence, dashing for 655 and the Wanderer. "We need to go. Now!"