The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

The dust kept petting the quarkbeast.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar then played dead in his grandmother's attic.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

2 hours ago, EmulatonStromenkiin said:

I seriously need an answer to the withergeist question

Withergeists are spirits of destruction and decay.

The survey glitched to 61. The vines shed black leaves but did not break.

[NameIess]

Moni glanced down at the vines, wondering how hard to cut they would be.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

They seemed quite tough to break. They were tightening every moment.

[NameIess]

She sighed, turning back to the survey.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The quarkbeast ran over and ate the vines, and continued to eat them as fast as they would grow.

[NameIess]

Unfortunately, the vines were poisonous and the quarkbeast died.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Quarkbeast stomachs are a million times stronger than a goats, they're only stopped by an inch of titanium.

Another quarkbeast came and ate the dust cloud that was Nameless.

[NameIess]

The quarkbeast felt a strange sensation. Then it turned into Nameless.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Another quarkbeast immediately appeared.

There are always 16 Quarkbeasts. This is actually to do with quarks, not investiture.

[NameIess]

Nameless was happy to be not dust. So happy that he broke the laws of physics and made another quarkbeast so that there were 17.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Due to excess quanta, another quarkbeast immediately appeared exactly the opposite of the previous one, and annihilated it in a large explosion that somehow reconstituted Nameless.

Edited March 16, 2022 by EmulatonStromenkiin

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar then did something he should have done a long time ago. He revealed another character he had been preparing for months. Mythos walked out of the shadows and incinerated Nameless with one thought.

[NameIess]

Nameless unincenerated himself with no thoughts, then held out his hand in greetings to Mythos.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Mythos smiled and took it, he shook Nameless' hand, "sorry about that, it was a favor to a friend." Mythos looked around, "how many people here are insane?"

[NameIess]

Nameless shrugged. "It depends on your perspective."

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Mythos smiled wryly, "mkay Nameless." Mythos looked at the Witherlord and cocked his head, "who's he? Larry the cucumber?"

[NameIess]

"He is not someone you want to mess with. He'd kill you in an instant, or worse."

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Mythos nodded, "good to know!" He looked at Thaidakar, Moni, the quark beast and all the others in the graveyard, "who are they?"

[NameIess]

"Well, Thaidakar is the narrator who most likely created you, Moni's the avatar of Nameless, 655's a mysterious person with a connection to X, and the Wanderer is a universe explorer." 

Edited March 17, 2022 by Nameless

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Mythos smiled, "Thaidakar didn't create me, I created myself."

[NameIess]

Someone else nodded. "Well, that's cool. What kind of powers do you have?"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Mythos shrugged, "I am pretty sure I can turn invisible, I think I'm a narrator. I know I can fly. I can disintegrate something in mere seconds." Mythos took a drink of lemonade, "apparently summon stuff too."

[NameIess]

Someone else nodded thoughtfully. "You like banana bread?"