The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

The other three Ghanderflaffles brandished swords, and prepared for battle.

[NameIess]

The other Ghanderflaffe burned with the power of vengeance, sword flashing red in the evening light.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar killed the Ghanderflaffles and then slapped Nameless, "I have six days and twelve hours until I am the Witherlord's."

[NameIess]

Twelve hours later, Nameless finally replied. "Just six days now." He grinned happily.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar sighed, "why do you hate me Nameless?"

[NameIess]

Nameless took his time answering. Meanwhile, the four Ghanderflaffles rose from the ground, revived by the power of their anger.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

all of them were killed by withergeists.

[NameIess]

They rose again, Withergeists with one thought on their minds: Vengeance.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

then they were killed by a giant flashlight named Jim Bobson.

[NameIess]

They hissed at the light, but were not killed. They swarmed the light, killing the unhappy flashlight.

Edited March 14, 2022 by Nameless

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

then Jim was resurrected as a demon monkey who ate withergeists for breakfast. he ate the ghandergeists and threw them up over Nameless' lunch.

[NameIess]

Then Jim died. Nameless was sad that his lunch was ruined. So sad that he took an extra 12 hours to answer Thaidakar. So one day later he smiled. "5 days left!"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

suddenly Nameless got cancer, the plague, super lava disease, racism disease, bad opinions disease and he got fat. everybody (not copying you sequence) laughed. Thaidakar sighed as he ate a slice of pizza he had summoned out of nowhere.

[NameIess]

Nameless was sad, and instantly healed himself of all of these problems. It took him an entire day to do that though.

[Voidspawn he/him]

And Thaidakar died again, because the pizza had PINEAPPLE.

[NameIess]

(Thaidakar was allergic to PINEAPPLE)

[Voidspawn he/him]

Because, well, who isn't?

[NameIess]

Aside from Uncle Brandy, of course.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The withergeists were transformed into pineapples.

[NameIess]

Withergeist Pineapples. It only made them more dangerous.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar was actually alive of course. he had only pretended. Thaidakar then realized something, he had to trick the witherlord. Thaidakar smiled deeply as he realized what he had to do. He appeared next to Nameless and said, "I know how to fix everything."

[NameIess]

Nameless looked at him, eyebrows raised. "How so?"

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar smiled, he pulled out a deck of cards, except it was made entirely of uno reverse cards, but there was on difference the uno reverse cards were purple and had orange bursts decorating the cards "with these, you see, we can use them to destroy withergeists, I have hundreds of these packs, I engineered them specifically to turn the withergeists back into their original being. you see when we throw one at a withergeist and say the magic word they turn into their previous selves, for example." Thaidakar tapped one against an apple he held, he said, "Ezmerize!"  and it disappeared, "it is now on it's original apple tree! this could work!"

[NameIess]

2 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Thaidakar smiled, he pulled out a deck of cards, except it was made entirely of uno reverse cards, but there was on difference the uno reverse cards were purple and had orange bursts decorating the cards "with these, you see, we can use them to destroy withergeists, I have hundreds of these packs, I engineered them specifically to turn the withergeists back into their original being. you see when we throw one at a withergeist and say the magic word they turn into their previous selves, for example." Thaidakar tapped one against an apple he held, he said, "Ezmerize!"  and it disappeared, "it is now on it's original apple tree! this could work!"

Nameless shook his head. "I'm not seeing how this would help solve our problem."

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

Nameless shook his head. "I'm not seeing how this would help solve our problem."

Thaidakar smiled, "it would fix everything! we could stop the withergeists from destroying everything! but most importantly, we could save the poor people who were turned into wither..." a lightbulb turned on in Thaidakar's head, "the ghanderflaffle empire, was it around before page 800?"