The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

But that was irrelevant.

[NameIess]

Because Uncle Brandy was throwing a party.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar threw a brandy at Uncle Brandy and said, "FOOD!"

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Thaidakar was promptly slapped in the face by a eighty pound tuna.

Edited March 7, 2022 by Sequence

[NameIess]

And a one pound fish.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar ate the fish and then puked the fish onto Nameless' favorite shirt.

[NameIess]

Nameless was quite perturbed.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

So was the fish.

[NameIess]

Because the Ghanderflaffle empire was rising.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Everyone screamed.

[Voidspawn he/him]

Void stopped screaming.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Bet then started again when both of his hands fell off.

[NameIess]

It was very painful.

[Voidspawn he/him]

But the hands regrew as the feet fell off. The contagion started to spread.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

There was much screaming.

[NameIess]

Everyone was sad.

[Going_North_cal]

Then Doomslug appeared, with emotional support, and hugs for everyone!!!

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar then ate a fish stick. Alcatraz was quite perturbed. 

[NameIess]

You see, he quite disliked people liking the things which he disliked.

[AonEne he/him]

5 hours ago, Doomslug The Destroyer said:

Then Doomslug appeared, with emotional support, and hugs for everyone!!!

A person cautiously asked for a hug. 

Starting a plot/character arc with Ene activated my procrastination and now I just can't use her for stuff  dangit 

[NameIess]

Someone else gave a person a hug.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Everyone was now happy. That is, until they were reminded of the blackened wasteland they were standing in.

[NameIess]

Then Everyone was sad.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

There was much sorrow.

[NameIess]

But no one really cared.