The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But the wind ripped it out of his hands.

[NameIess]

Nameless gasped. How had the wind seen the coin in his hand? He must be losing his edge.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The wind threw the coin away, for good measure.

[NameIess]

Nameless glared at the wind, then pulled a rabbit out of a boot.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

The rabbit turned into a rubber tube.

[NameIess]

Which Nameless pulled a coin out of.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

It was a rabbit's foot coin.

[NameIess]

The audience applauded happily

[Robin Sedai she/her]

and threw rotten tomatoes.

Edited January 26, 2022 by Robin Hatter

[NameIess]

and threw flowers at Nameless.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

That were rotten.

[NameIess]

But the attempt was there at least.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

But the audience, sadly, was not.

[NameIess]

Nameless made an exaggerated bow to the not-there audience. Disappearing the entire audience was quite the feat, in his opinion.

[xinoehp512 he/him]

A sarcastic clap emanated.

[NameIess]

Nameless decided now was a good time for his final trick, and disappeared.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar was glad Nameless was gone and applauded, he then seized the opportunity and pronounced all pineapple supporters to me executed.

[NameIess]

But the pineapple supporters held to the prophecy.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

of which is stated

One king to kill them all

One queen to find them

One prince to bring them all

and in the pizza bind them

and One sharder to destroy all pineapples

one will save one will destroy

one will die one will live

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"If I like grilled pineapple, but not pineapple on Pizza, am I worthy of death?" Sequence wondered aloud as they strangled a rubber chicken.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

"maybe, depends how good grilled pineapple is to my tastes" remarked Thaidakar, laughing as rubber chicken gave its last squawk.

[Voidspawn he/him]

But Rubber Chicken had other plans. Rubber Chicken bit Thaidakar's finger.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

And this wasn't any rubber chicken. It was a poisonous rubber chicken. When it bit Thaidikar, his finger swelled up to the size of a rat.

Edited January 28, 2022 by Szeth's Facepalm

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar groaned as his mind exploded from thinking how a rubber chicken could damage a Narrator.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Sequence stared at the Chicken in their hands that had just bit a Narrator. The audacity! Sequence slapped the Chicken across the face. "BAD Chicken! BAD BAD CHICKEN!"